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Sly: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. You’re back just in time for the next match-up in the first round!
G-Scorp is making his way to the ring!
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, cats and dogs, Allow me to shed a little light as to exactly who i am and what i am about *G-Scorp raising his voice slightly as crowd heat intensifies* my name is G-Scorp but for now you can call me Mr Showdown and after this tournament concludes you may refer to me as the showdown world champion. *crowd dont seem to want G-Scorp there with constant chants of G-String*
Listen i know i have caused a lot of controversy and been a little bit naughty using that chair against a certain individual who ill beat in the second round but i want to get a little bit personal lets go back in time to 2001. i was not born into riches and am still not rich now and romes i hope you give concession prices to attend this show i decided to make wrestling my full time profession. i studied the best wrestlers i asked a lot of questions and i practised boy did i practise but i couldn't get anywhere no title shots, no main events not a damn nickel. So i went to attend the Australian wrestling council AWC ppv event banged up which was an ironic title because they advertised the full price for 49.95 and i only had 45 and thought you know nwhat surely 5 dollars cheaper via concession but as i get to the front gate nope they were as cheap as the JBW ticketing team *crowd really giving it to G-Scorp either So G-Scorp points to the crowds then screams* SHUT UP!!! you are all cheap but not as cheap as the ticketing bitch was she got me in for free as long as i slipped her one and i did because i really wanted to get in and trust me this woman looked like rosanne barr mated with an ape that wasnt john goodman and bang love child hideous. unfortunately it was the boss of the AWC daughter although fortunately the main event was about to be canceled so guess who after all their hard work and perseverance got into the main event by screwing some tramp ME and guess what instantly AWC world champion. *G-Scorp stops for a second then looks at a slightly less then attractive female fan holiding a marry me sign* See this woman right here will you marry me, well why not get her out here bring her to the stage *security bring her out on stage* G-Scorp starts an Impromptu interview
Mam whats your name : TRAAAAAACY *she exclaims to a huge pop
And do you want some of the G-Scorp : yes yes i do
Great lets get a priest out here but before we do im a horny man so one question *G-Scorp gets on one knee*
Tracy can you handle being stung like only the G-Scorp can? yes yes i can *then g-scorp grabs her hand slides up to her wrist while standing up now with a sinister smile on his face throws tracy to the ropes then on return BANG the P.H.S.* NOW let this be a lesson to all of you the crowd, the roster, management i have my eye on the prize and will do absolutely anything to get it. GET IT!
And his opponent, Sin Cara!
Sly: This second match of the first round looks to be a good one.
Bot: DAMN STRAIGHT, S-L-Y.
Sly: Vegas has Sin Cara favored 3:1, but as we all know, Vegas is always right.
Sly: And G-Scorp advances to face Daniel May in the next round! What a victory for the young blood!
Bot: TOP NOTCH WIN, INDEED. HE DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD, “DOG”.
Sly: So Caesar and G-scorp have both advanced. When we come back, the third match of the first round: Chris Parker vs Shining Light!
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Sly: We’re back and Shining Light is standing in the ring, live microphone in hand!
Light: Tonight, I participate in the first round of the Showdown Championship Tournament. I am grateful that the Lord has given me this opportunity and I will not let him down. I do not need a championship as long as I have the Lord, but it seems that he has made it my destiny to win the title. As far as I am concerned, Chris Parker is just a stepping stone on the path to my destiny which God has set out for me. Tonight, Chris Parker will suffer the wrath of God and his most faithful servant. Tonight, God's plan will begin it's first step...
Jeremiah 29 : 11 – 13
For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Here’s the Showdown Veteran: Chris Parker!
Sly: The new comer is going to have his hands full with the old veteran! It’ll be a barn burner match!
Bot: CORRECT, S-L-Y. THOSE POOR PIGS WILL BE ROASTED A LIVE.
Sly: That’s creepy, Bot.
Sly: And Shining Light steals a win away from the veteran! He’s earned a date with the number two seed, Kiddson!
Bot: THAT MATCH UP WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SHOW.
Sly: Bold words for a commentator made out of nuts and bolts.
Bot: I WILL PIMP SLAP YOUR MOUTH, S-L-Y. WHAT NOW, BITCH?
G-Scorp is making his way to the ring!
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, cats and dogs, Allow me to shed a little light as to exactly who i am and what i am about *G-Scorp raising his voice slightly as crowd heat intensifies* my name is G-Scorp but for now you can call me Mr Showdown and after this tournament concludes you may refer to me as the showdown world champion. *crowd dont seem to want G-Scorp there with constant chants of G-String*
Listen i know i have caused a lot of controversy and been a little bit naughty using that chair against a certain individual who ill beat in the second round but i want to get a little bit personal lets go back in time to 2001. i was not born into riches and am still not rich now and romes i hope you give concession prices to attend this show i decided to make wrestling my full time profession. i studied the best wrestlers i asked a lot of questions and i practised boy did i practise but i couldn't get anywhere no title shots, no main events not a damn nickel. So i went to attend the Australian wrestling council AWC ppv event banged up which was an ironic title because they advertised the full price for 49.95 and i only had 45 and thought you know nwhat surely 5 dollars cheaper via concession but as i get to the front gate nope they were as cheap as the JBW ticketing team *crowd really giving it to G-Scorp either So G-Scorp points to the crowds then screams* SHUT UP!!! you are all cheap but not as cheap as the ticketing bitch was she got me in for free as long as i slipped her one and i did because i really wanted to get in and trust me this woman looked like rosanne barr mated with an ape that wasnt john goodman and bang love child hideous. unfortunately it was the boss of the AWC daughter although fortunately the main event was about to be canceled so guess who after all their hard work and perseverance got into the main event by screwing some tramp ME and guess what instantly AWC world champion. *G-Scorp stops for a second then looks at a slightly less then attractive female fan holiding a marry me sign* See this woman right here will you marry me, well why not get her out here bring her to the stage *security bring her out on stage* G-Scorp starts an Impromptu interview
Mam whats your name : TRAAAAAACY *she exclaims to a huge pop
And do you want some of the G-Scorp : yes yes i do
Great lets get a priest out here but before we do im a horny man so one question *G-Scorp gets on one knee*
Tracy can you handle being stung like only the G-Scorp can? yes yes i can *then g-scorp grabs her hand slides up to her wrist while standing up now with a sinister smile on his face throws tracy to the ropes then on return BANG the P.H.S.* NOW let this be a lesson to all of you the crowd, the roster, management i have my eye on the prize and will do absolutely anything to get it. GET IT!
And his opponent, Sin Cara!
Sly: This second match of the first round looks to be a good one.
Bot: DAMN STRAIGHT, S-L-Y.
Sly: Vegas has Sin Cara favored 3:1, but as we all know, Vegas is always right.
Sly: And G-Scorp advances to face Daniel May in the next round! What a victory for the young blood!
Bot: TOP NOTCH WIN, INDEED. HE DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD, “DOG”.
Sly: So Caesar and G-scorp have both advanced. When we come back, the third match of the first round: Chris Parker vs Shining Light!
--- Break ---
Sly: We’re back and Shining Light is standing in the ring, live microphone in hand!
Light: Tonight, I participate in the first round of the Showdown Championship Tournament. I am grateful that the Lord has given me this opportunity and I will not let him down. I do not need a championship as long as I have the Lord, but it seems that he has made it my destiny to win the title. As far as I am concerned, Chris Parker is just a stepping stone on the path to my destiny which God has set out for me. Tonight, Chris Parker will suffer the wrath of God and his most faithful servant. Tonight, God's plan will begin it's first step...
Jeremiah 29 : 11 – 13
For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Here’s the Showdown Veteran: Chris Parker!
Sly: The new comer is going to have his hands full with the old veteran! It’ll be a barn burner match!
Bot: CORRECT, S-L-Y. THOSE POOR PIGS WILL BE ROASTED A LIVE.
Sly: That’s creepy, Bot.
Sly: And Shining Light steals a win away from the veteran! He’s earned a date with the number two seed, Kiddson!
Bot: THAT MATCH UP WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SHOW.
Sly: Bold words for a commentator made out of nuts and bolts.
Bot: I WILL PIMP SLAP YOUR MOUTH, S-L-Y. WHAT NOW, BITCH?
Kashdinero..... No gimmicks needed!
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