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**Kashdinero** · 11-06-2011, 08:01 AM

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**Kashdinero** · 11-06-2011, 08:01 AM

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**Kashdinero** · 11-06-2011, 08:01 AM

Peter: Wow, that was a great insight into the mind of the WARFare World Heavyweight Champion. Now, it's time for our second match of the evening. I can't wait to see how The Alpha Dog fares off against one of The Devil's Rejects.

THE ALPHA DOG VS ANOMANDER RAKE

Greggory Samuels: From Parts Unknown, weighing in at an even twoo hundred and eighty five pounds, he stands six feet and five inches. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Anooommmaaanndeerrr.. Raaaaaake[/COLOR]

Peter: So what do you guys think? Think old Anomander here has a chance against Alpha tonight?

Joe: Yeah, as much of a chance as Quagmire here has to get with Louis.

*Joe and Peter laugh*

Quagmire: Shut up! I told you two that thinking I was going to die.You both can screw yourselves.

Greggory Samuels: And his opponent. Standing at six foot two and weighing in at two hundred and fourty pounds. He represents The Resistance....THEEEEE AAALLLPHHHAAA DOOOOGGG!!!

Peter: Oh yeah, here comes The Alpha Dog and he is ready to go.

Joe: Alpha is quite the competitor but I just don't really see what's so special about him. He's always talking about dominating but let's be honest his win/loss ratio is about the same.

Quagmire: Well, let's see if he can change that as he is in the ring and the match is starting.

(Ignore past 4:41)

(Anomander runs and bounces off the ropes, jumps at Alpha, and Alpha catches Anomander in his arms in a fall away slam position. Alpha then swings around and does a standing powerslam to Anomander. Alpha instantly jumps up, holds his arms out, and yells, "WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME?!!!" The audience then yells, "THE ALPHA DOG!!!" and lets out a loud pop. The Alpha Dog is amped up as he is looking down at Anomander who is struggling to stand up. Alpha starts waving his arms to get the crowd cheering as Anomander gets to one knee. Alpha is behind Anomander when he gets on his feet and Alpha applies the The Alpha Grip on him. Alpha falls back, while still applying the hold, with Anomander and Anomander taps out)

Peter: Awesome just awesome. Now do you see what he is talking about Joe?

Joe: HELL YEAH! THE ALPHA DOG PUT IT DOWN IN THAT MATCH!!

Quagmire: Dominating win by The Alpha...wait a minute. What is he doing out here?

Peter: I don't know but he has a chair and I don't think he's planning on sitting down.

(Fernandez Romero came from out of the audience with a chair and runs in the ring behind The Alpha Dog. He then swings full force and hits The Alpha Dog in the back with it. Alpha falls to his hands and knees and Fernandez stops the attack. Alpha is shown lifting his head and his face is beat red and he's shaking with anger. Alpha slowly stands up as he looks at the man who attacked him. As Alpha stares at Fernandez, Fernandez does nothing but throw the chair to the side, lifts his arms up to the sides, and smiles.)

Joe: What the hell is wrong with this guy? If he's going to attack The Alpha Dog, he needs to continue. He just threw a great equalizer to the side and he's smiling too. It's like he's telling him to attack.

Peter: Oh, this is not going to be pretty.

(The Alpha Dog has a short moment where confusion is shown in his face but rage quickly takes over and Alpha lets out a loud scream as he jets towards Fernandez, tackling him right into a turnbuckle. Alpha just lets loose with wild punches right to the face of Fernandez. The ref tries to get Alpha off of Fernandez but Alpha grabs the ref and throws him across the ring. Alpha goes and continues the attack on Fernandez. He then grabs Fernandez by the throat with both hands and throws him across the ring. Fernandez is shown bleeding but also laughing at the same time. Alpha gets on top of Fernandez and puts his hands around Fernandez throat again, still shaking with Rage, but Alpha hesitates. Fernandez can then be heard yelling, "WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ALPHA MUTT?!!!! DO IT!!!!!!" Alpha then pulls his head back as he lets out a wild scream and smashes it into Fernandezs face.)

Peter: Oh my god.

(And Alpha does it again)

Quagmire: This is vicious. It's hard to watch.

(And again, and again, and again)

Joe: This is too much. Can somebody please get The Alpha Dog off of Fernandez?

(The Alpha Dog continues to smash his head into Fernandezs face until a group of security guards get into the ring and grabs Alpha, trying to pull him off of Fernandez. They finally get Alpha off as Medical staff run in to the ring to check on Fernandez. One of the medical staff goes to the side of the ring and throws up after seeing Fernandezs face. A camera tries to get a closer look on Fernandez but one of the medical guys puts his hand up in front of the camera and tells the camera man to get back and not to show this. They put a towel on Fernandezs face as the gurney comes running down the ring. They are setting Fernandez up while the camera shows The Alpha Dog with his hands over his face sitting at the turnbuckle across from Fernandez with security surrounding him keeping him where he is at. He can be heard saying, "I can't believe he did this. Is Fernandez ok?! I fucking hate you Alpha!")

Joe: That was brutality at it's worst. How many times did The Alpha Dog just headbut Fernandez? And what was Fernandez thinking just standing there.

Peter: You're not wrong, Joe, that was a beating like we haven't seen in a long time. Fernandez Romero - whackjob! Let's hear from Two Of A Kind. I'm really getting into these guys. Everybody needs to look at the JabeTron right about now.

Postcards from australia are shown as pictures fade into video as commentary and video can be scene of Paul Conrads highlights up to date

Terry lapel: Oh My God this guy is a bonafide monster.

Jamie stipler: Did you see that clothes line Mad Dog broke his Freaking neck.

Leeze zalla: Hes done it paul conrad is a four time world AWC champion.

Then we see Kid wonder in a Suit.

"JBW tag teams you have been put on notice, i am the most athletically gifted and wealthy stars ever and with the setvices of Mad Dog Paul Conrad the warfare tag team titles are as good as our"

*Picture fades out with a menacing lpoking conrad with a cunning smile*

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commercials. I fasted forwarded them for you.
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*Malcolm Cage’s music hits and the crowd goes CRAZY!*

Malcolm Cage: What is up JBW! I know you guys were hoping that I would come out and talk about what happened last week. But I’m not here to talk about what we did or what we plan on doing here in JBW. For I am only one man of many in The Resistance, and WE are all tired of what is happening here on OUR show.

But instead I am here to talk about what is happening for Malcolm Cage. It is almost that time you guys. Your boy has finally gotten his chance to shine. After all that I have done in this company, after the constant ridicule and over look, after all the jobbing and constant dropping. I can’t stand it anymore. It’s now my opportunity, my chance, my moment to take what I have been searching for since I joined this company. It’s my time for gold. It’s my time for recognition. It’s my time to run the show.

I take this job seriously and I don’t know If I have ever wanted anything this bad. This TV Title will final give me some pull with the locker room. All I have wanted was to be seen as the top dog. I want to be the wrestler in your dream match. I want to be the guy everyone is talking about back stage and in the locker room and on TV and on the internet. And the best way to do that is to be wearing gold.

HolyJose, has been in this company just as long as I have. I have been on the same line as he has since being in this company, yet I can’t help but realized the obvious difference between me and HolyJose. He has two championships, and I have failed to accumulate one. I have worked just as hard as HolyJose and have sacrificed way more than he has, and I still have failed to gain anything in this business. I will not stand for it anymore.

HolyJose, I am taking your precious title at New Horizons. I am taking what has seemed to be plaguing me for so long. And it seems to have been plaguing you too. It seems like all that gold has gone to your head. Because you have started acting like a real BITCH lately. You seemed to have placed yourself on this crazy high pedestal that you sit upon. You feel that since you became the first ever two title champion you are entitled to something from us. But you aren’t! You used to be such a great guy, but now you are just and ASS! And when I step in to the ring at New Horizon, you better be ready for the fall. Cause I am taking your precious TV Title and I will give you the reality check you so graciously deserve. Hope you are ready Jose, cause the higher you are the farther the fall and you aren’t going to like it when you come back down to earth. After our match a new Champion will arise, and it will be MALCOLM CAGE! Don’t Resist HolyJose, Cause I Won’t BE STOPPED!

**Kashdinero** · 11-06-2011, 08:02 AM

Quagmire: Well, that was our number one contender to the WARFare World TV Champion. I personally have great faith in him. The guy smells of platinum these days.

Peter: Lets move on to the next match. I'm telling ya', I'm loving the matches that TDA and Zap Alderman have booked for tonight. Maybe they'll be able to work together after all.

Joe: Yeah, right.

TWO OF A KIND VS THE NASTY CREW

Greggory Samuels: This tag team is scheduled for one fall and will contested with no disqualifications. Introducing first at a combined weight of five hundred and ten pounds… TWOO OF A KKKINNNDDD!!!

Joe: Word around the locker room is these two are pissed at The Nasty Crew for interfering in their match. They felt they could win their match on their own.

Peter: Well, The Nasty Crew did that just to screw over The Rejects.I doubt The Nasty Crew holds any disrespect towards Two of a Kind in any way but they're not going to back down from a fight either.

Quagmire: The same could be said for Two of a Kind. These two have been impressive since they debuted in JBW.

Greggory Samuels And there opponents, at a combined weight of five hundred and eighty pounds. They represent The Resistance... NICK RIOT AND BILL BASTION...THEEEEE NASSTTYYYYY CRRRREEEWW!!

Peter: Oh yeah this match is going to be an epic one. Both sides are big and can take alot of punishment. This could be a long one folks and who knows whose going to win!

(Ignore past 9:57)

Joe: THIS HAS BEEN AN AWESOME SO FAR AND...oh great here comes The Rejects.

*Anomander Rake, Demonic, RamJam, and Ice Cream Man run out to the ring and attack both tag teams, causing a double disqualification. The tides change when both teams start to attack back and TOAK and The Nasty Crew clear the ring of The Rejects. The audience is cheering for the four men in the ring as The Nasty Crew puts a hand out to TOAK, but TOAK just walk out of the ring instead, refusing the gesture.*

Peter: Well, that was kind of rude.

Joe: What do you expect Peter? Another match ruined because of The Rejects and The Nasty Crew. Yeah The Nasties didn't mean for it to happen but it was because of them that The Rejects came out. It was a great match until that ending. OK, right now we're going to go to a prerecorded message from a returning member of the WARFare roster. None other than... Cap'n Edu... It's OK if you don't remember him. None of us do.

*We are now viewing a beach. The camera is trained on the horizon. It begins to travel about the beach, which, save for somebody running along the shoreline, it is deserted. The man who is running suddenly veers towards the camera and makes a sudden sprint in it's direction. Once he comes close he stops, and we get a good look at him. He is a wiry fellow with a scraggly looking greying beard, with hair to match. His eyes bear a wild almost crazed look, that rest above a pair of huge dark bags, and they are soul piercing as the look into the camera -- daring you to look. After a pause of a few seconds, he speaks in a croaky voice.*

Cap'n Edu: Hello everybody, and please... Allow me to tell you my tale.

A very long time ago, I was an up and coming hot young prospect in a promotion named JBW. I hadn't the best won-lost record, but I was learning my craft, and had built up a strong EWN following as a hard worker who excited them with inovative moves, and my FaceBook and Twitter account friends list grew at an astounding rate! I was fairly new to the Internet, and once my FaceBook and Twitter was up and running, I began "surfing the web" as it's known. What I found out was it is a bottomless pit of information about the real history of the world, and it wasn't too long before I became hooked on finding out new conspiracies, and strange facts. During this period, I came across a spellbinding interview with a unique man by the name of Aaron McCullon. He spoke of many wild and wonderful things, one of which was a stargate located somewhere near the Gulf of Aden. Now, by this time, I had built up a few contacts, and through a mutual friend, we got together, and he and I discussed this stargate in-depth. I was fascinated by this thing, so I made my mind up... I was going to The Gulf of Aden, and I was going to find this stargate.

My wife and I put all of our money into a buying a boat, and set off on a journey that would change our lives... Forever.

As we sailed closer to the nautical point where this stargate supposedly lies, we were set upon by Somalian Pirates. I must have been struck from behind, because the next time I knew anything my wife and I were strung up in chains. We were left for days on end with no food, then they would come and leave us some bread and water, which would have to last for another few days. This went on for a few months, and I watched my wife waste away, and she watched me do the same...

Finally one of the pirates came into our cell.. He told us that he had set a ransom on our heads, and had been in contact with the American Embassy, and had demanded a quarter of a million US dollars to release us. The AE obviously refused to play ball, so the pirates came up with a new plan. They told me I had to raise the money myself -- they released me later that day.

The look in my wife's eyes was one of fear and anger. She couldn't understand that I could leave her there, but there was no other choice. I HAD TO RAISE THE MONEY! So far I have raised $124,089 but I needed a faster way to make some big money - fast! So I contacted my old friend TDA, who told me he was now the GM of WARFare, and I was elated when he said he could have signed me to a contract in JBW. I knew he he also had the power to do an old friend a favour, so I asked him for a sub on my wages. It was a big sub that inasked for, but it was me asking him as a friend...

I had no clue that TDA had become such an asshole... He laughed in my face. He told me that for every match I win, he'll pay me ten thousand dollars... And du.NOTHING if I lose!! My wife now has to wait at least another thirteen weeks before I can save her from the clutches of those evil bastards!

But I must still try!

Next week JBW fans... Next week I re-enter the world of wrestling, and try to earn the money to free my wife from those... Those.. savages!

Joe: That's just an awful tale from the returning Cap'n Edu. Truly a heart wrenching story. I really hope he raises the money to free his beloved wife.

Peter: This guy reeks of weird. Reeks of it! Guys, it's now time for my favourite talk show on the planet...

And it’s time to Kick It In The Sticks with Leonard Ray Beauregard and the Redneck Rampage.

*Lenny Ray makes his way to the ring grinning with a mouth full of Copenhagen stuff and a beer in his hand. The ring is set up with an old sofa that has cigarette burns and duct tape over holes as well as the trademark lawn chairs. The washtub is filled with a lot more beer than usual and there is an old TV sitting on a milk crate that has aluminum foil on the rabbit ears. Leonard grabs the mic.*

LRB: Ya know somethin’ folks, my great great grandpappy fought in the Civil War for the side of the Confederacy.

*Lenny points to the rebel flag hanging in the corner*

LRB: My great grandpappy was one of the first Americans over fighting in Dubya Dubya One. Papaw faught in Dubya Dubya Two. Y’all might be sayin’ to y’allself “Iight Lenny Ray, what’s this got to do with anything”. The point is this, no matter if it was the popular opinion or not my family always fought for what they believed to be right and true. Last week I made a decision, as we all did, to put aside differences I may have with my new associates and I joined The Resistance because yeller sumbitches like TDA, Chainsaw, and Tad Locust wanna try and hold folks down or take folks out who don’t fit their agenda.

*Lenny spits his dip into a bottle, takes a swig of beer and swishes it in his mouth to rinse the rest of the dip out and spits it in the bottle and throws it aside.*

LRB: All y’all know I’m a man who ain’t got no problem gettin’ into a scuffle with nobody. But sometimes it’s good to have a little backup when you’re fightin’ guys who like to make a fight 3 on 1, 4 on 1, 5 on 1, and so on. That’s why tonight I invited my new partners onto my show. So lemme introduce The Alpha Dog, Malcolm Cage, Connor Chaos, and The Nasty Crew. Together known as The Resistance

**Kashdinero** · 11-06-2011, 08:02 AM

The Uprising blares throughout the arena as the 5 men come out to the ring to a huge pop.

( The group gets in and The Alpha Dog gets in and grabs a mic from a stage hand.)

Alpha: First of all Lenny Ray, thanks for allowing The Resistance to be on Redneck Rampage. It's an awesome show and The Alpha Dog is sure that all the fans here agree with that. (Loud pop from the audience) Now on to business. These pricks known as "The Devil's Rejects", these guys have really been trying to push their weight around Warfare at the expense of the guys in the back for the past month. The Rejects interrupt matches, they come out in groups and attack for no other reason than to show that they have some kind of power, and they're doing this because they want to take control of Warfare. And who is leading the group? TWO EMO, HARRY POTTER LOVING FUCKERS FROM MAYHEM!!! And who is allowing this to happen? Warfares previously solo GM TDA! And why is he allowing this? The Alpha Dog doesn't know and to be honest...THE ALPHA DOG DOESN'T CARE!!! TDA has done the damage already and if it were to be left uncheck, The Rejects would tear this brand apart. Now The Alpha Dog, along with these gents in the ring right now, saw this happening and individually stood against The Rejects. Well, you all saw how that went. All of the men in this ring right now took a beating from The Rejects. (Points at Malcolm) They even tried to take away Malcolms career and the ability to do his job and that was the last straw. THE ALPHA DOG WILL BE DAMNED IF ANYBODY TRIES TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING JUST BECAUSE THEY FEEL THEY NEED MORE POWER AND THE ALPHA DOG KNOWS HIS BROTHERS IN ARMS FEEL THE SAME!!! And Tad Locust, you're stepping into The Alpha Dogs yard come Sunday. You better get yourself ready. BECAUSE YOU WILL BE STEPPING INTO THE YARD OF SOMETHING THAT WANTS YOU TO FEEL PAIN ALL OVER YOUR BODY!!! SO PREPARE YOURSELF...(looks into the camera) because The Alpha Dog isn't holding back!

(Alpha hands the mic to Connor Chaos)

Connor: Thanks Lenny, good to be here. Now out of all the people here in The Resistance, most people are looking to me as the odd man out here. I bet a few people tonight here are dying to ask, “Connor how do you fit into all this? We thought you hated teaming, that all you needed was Chaos on your side, and that you’d break someone’s hand as soon as shake it.” To be honest I’ve questioned my actions over the week as well. Now I know for a fact that I’ve always been a loner, I never needed anyone to help fight my battles. But after what I went through at the hand of the Rejects, as well seeing what the others were going through, well I just had enough. So I met with Zap, Lenny and Alpha Dog and we discussed what we knew we needed to do. I put apart my feeling about teaming up because I knew it was for the good of the company and the entire JBW Universe. We roped in the Crew and Cage, and Boom! The Resistance was in existence.

*Large cheer form the crowd*

Connor: Of course we couldn’t just pop up as soon as that, we had to plan. So we waited, we bided our time, until we could strike at the opportune moment. That time came last week, and we wouldn’t have had it any other way. We sent a message loud and clear to Chainsaw, Samson, and the rest of the rejects that we are here to stay, and we will be victorious!

*Another cheer*

Connor: Now we look forward, to the Next Pay-Per-View, New Horizons. I myself have been scheduled to face the current HorrorCore Champion and Reject, Nightwolf. *Boo, from crowd*. Now I’m not sure whether this will be for the title or not, but with TDA and Zap being our Co-GM’s it’s definitely still up for debate. However, title or not, if I know one thing about NightWolf, It’s that he will bring everything he has, plus a couple of extra surprises. So I know I’m gonna have to bring everything from my A-Game to my Q-Game to take him on. But I’m not worried. Because with the power of Chaos multiplied by 7, I know we can take down the Rejects, and we shall stand at the top of the JBW ladder!
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(Connor hands the mic to Malcolm who attempts to speak but...)

Hell doesn't want them! Hell doesn't need them!

(The Devil's Rejects, being led by Nightwolf and he's being followed by Silva, RamJam, Ice Cream Man, Tad Locust, and Anomander Rake. Lenny lifts up his arms and starts yelling, "You want to do this now?!! That can happen!!" The Resistance starts clearing stuff out of the ring.)

Peter: It looks like they are ready to get this started now.

(Once they are done, The Resistance start taunting TDR to get in the ring and as they taunt a ref is seen coming down to the ring. Nightwolf and Silva enter the ring and Alpha, Malcolm, and The Nasty Crew leave the ring, but the ref tells everybody to leave the ring side area.)

Quagmire: Smart ref. Maybe this match can on for awhile now.

The Resistance and The Devils Rejects all argue as they all leave and this match is underway.)

(Ignore past 3:35)

Joe: Great match...and here they come.

(The Devils Rejects start pouring out of the back stage area and start attacking Lenny Ray and Connor. The Alpha Dog, Malcolm Cage, and The Nasty Crew follow suite and a big brawl starts taking place between both groups. Malcolm Cage is taking on Anomander Rake, Lenny Ray is punching Silva, The Nasty Crew is beating on Ice Cream Man and RamJam, The Alpha Dog is trading blows with Tad Locust and Connor Chaos is fighting with NightWolf.)

Peter: Wow, control has been lost. These two teams are ready to rip each others heads off. We should go to commercial until all this is sorted out.

*HolyJose and Azrael are seen walking out of TDA's office*

HJ: Shuriken last week you got lucky, I know I can beat you so tonight I personally asked TDA to put Azrael and myself vs. you, Serra, and your partner Jman! Let's see how well you work together this close to your match with him. Tonight you see why I am the first dual champion in JBW and trust me Serra you won't beat me this time. I took you to the limit last week this week I break you.

Azrael: Since day one this has been my mission to accomplish. To bring out this side of HolyJose that I know and unleash it onto the world. Jman and Shuriken prepare to put to the test we will defend our titles and guess what we will win because you two are not worthy of being near us and these titles. See you two in the ring where I will personally escort you to hell.

Peter: Oh boy oh boy oh boy, I can't wait for that match! Jose and Azrael have been a team forever! No way they're gonna be beat by a pair of guys who haven't ever teamed together. Especially two guys who are gonna be expected to beat the shit out of each other tomorrow at New Horizons.

Manabu vs Snair: Horrocore Rules.

GS: And his opponent from Mumbai India stands at six foot two and weights two hundred and fourty pounds…SSSSNAAAAIIIRRR!!!

Peter: You know, there's something going on here.. Joe, when was the last time you heard either of these guys on the mic? If I was a paranoid kinda guy, I'd say someone somewhere was holding these two down.

Joe: That's a wild accusation there, Peter, but all I know is the ex-champ really needs a win here tonight. I think he'll get it too!

Greggory Samuels: Our first bout is scheduled and introducing first from Sapporo Japan. He stands at five feet and eleven inches tall and weights two hundred and eight pounds… MAAANNNAAAABBBBUUUU!!!!

Quagmire: I'm with you, Peter. These are two of JBW's icons, and they haven't been given any air time recently. I wouldn't put it past that TDA to be holding them down.

Joe: Well whatever the case, these two are about to put on a fantastic match again.

Joe: Snair just won a sick match, guys! He's brought this series back two to two in devastating fashion

Peter: Would you look at that, Manabu is rising to his feet! How tough is he?!?! Wait a minute.. Whats this? Sn-Snair just offered Manabu his hand, an-and Manabu just accepted it! Oh my god, what repect these two just showed each other. Now you tell me that tyhese two aren't on the same page. They both know theiy're being held down

**Kashdinero** · 11-06-2011, 08:02 AM

Last edited by Kashdinero; 11-06-2011 at 08:15 AM.

**Kashdinero** · 11-06-2011, 08:02 AM

*The camera goes to the back where HolyJose is sitting on a throne with the JBW WARFare World Television Championship around his waist and a cape made fit for a king on and a staff in his right hand*
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Isn't this fitting? My throne inside this cathedral. I'm right at home, at home in my kingdom! This championship is now a symbol of royalty, royalty that comes straight from God himself. Of course many shall come to dethrone the king but they have fallen. Malcolm Cage you are no different *HolyJose picks up a grail filled with the best Italian Red Wine and takes a sip* Malcolm you dare challenge a king, a direct decendent of God? By all means go right ahead but know this *at this point Azrael comes in bringing a "slave" with a bag over his head* I. Cannot. Be. Stopped. *HolyJose picks up the slave and hits him with the staff and then hits the Final Judgment* In the end I make the final judgment, I will call the end of you Malcolm. If you think what the Devil's Rejects did to you was bad then you're in for an eternity of torture when I am done with you. Oh and I have a small present for you Malcolm to show you that I am a good guy after all. Here is your new cage http://casketprices.net/wp-content/u...sket_small.jpg I hope you enjoy your last few days.

*The screen goes black and all that is heard is an ominous laugh*

Peter: Oh boy, Malcolm Cage has got an uphill battle against him at New Horizons, Joe.

Joe: I'm not too sure, Peter. Jose is just about to face a pair of world class competitors, and there he is talking about Malcolm Cage. I hope he's focused here tonight, or things could turn ugly.

God's Grace (c) vs Ryusuke "The Shuriken" Serra and JMan. WARFare World Tag Team Championship match.

It's the WARFare World Heavyweight Champion

*Shuriken walks through the curtain and down the ramp to a huge pop; he gets in the ring, grabs a mic, and begins to speak*

Ryusuke: So....I face HolyJose yet again. This time in a tag team match. His tag team partner is Azrael. And mine....my tag team partner is none other than Jman himself.

*crowd cheers*

To me....I'm happy that Jman is my partner. We may be opponents in a few days but I still trust him as a friend of mine. I know together we can beat HolyJose and Azrael.

*looks at the camera* Hey Jose! Remember my knee? Its going to say hello to you once again!

*crowd cheers loud*

As for Jman....we are now ready for the battle ahead! All I ask from you is to give it your best. I know I won't hold back. I went far in my career and I plan to keep going forward!

Everyone in JBW....enjoy our match at New Horizons!

*Shuriken has one foot on the apron when….*

It's AC/DC's Back in Black.... That can only mean one thing!! Yep! It's the number one contender to the WARFare World Heavyweight Championship.

*Jman stands at the top of the ramp with mic in hand as the crowd goes nuts*

Jman: I don’t know if you’re getting this impression Shuri’, but to me it seems like your old buddy TDA has lost his mind completely. What kind of general manager puts the two guys who’ll be main eventing for his brand 2 days from now on PPV in a tag match against two religious wackjobs? *crowd pop* Whatever. If he’s trying to screw with us, he needs to try harder. *big pop*

Then there’s, by far the biggest show of my career, New Horizons….*pop* I’ve wrestled in every high school gym, every shithole convention center…all those hellholes that every single one of us, even the almighty Serra, have had to work…but on Sunday I go back where it all began, back home. *big pop* Not only that, but I also get to face the best wrestler in the world today for the biggest championship in our sport. *huge pop* Shuriken, you’re a helluva competitor but even you won’t be able to get in my way come Sunday.

*To a huge pop, Jman drops the mic and heads down the ramp. The shot cuts back to the ring where we see Shuriken with a slight smile on his face*

Peter: Oh boy oh boy oh boy!! It's really gonna happen!

Greggory Samuels: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of six hundred pounds. They are the WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champioooons.. HolyJose, Azrael.. Goooooodsss Graaaacccceee

Quagmire: And here they come, it's the tag champs! I'm telling ya', guy's. God's Grace have looked fantastic as a unit ever since they won those belts. They are walking with pure confidence to that ring.

Joe: Well, as much as I hate to say it, Quagmire, you're right. I may think that Jose has his head up his ass these days, and he's overlooking the champ and the number one contender.

Peter: Well, we'll see how they can work together. All I know is if I was going to be facing you at New Horizons, Joe, then there's no way I'd be able to team with you in that ring.

Peter: This has been one hell of a match. Gods Grace didn't expect this. JMan and Shuri' have worked well together in this one for sure, and OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! JMan just nailed HolyJose with "Great match, lets go eat."!!! Serra has got Azrael held up in the corner... One..

Quagmire: Two!....

Joe: THREE!!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! Guy's, JMan and Shuri' did it! They're the new world tag team champions!! What a great victory!!

Peter: Oh my god! Serra just became the first man to ever hold The WARFare World Heavyweight Championship, AND The WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship! This is a historic night, and, Joe! Whats gonna happen now with the Tag Team Gauntlet at New Horizons!

Joe: We're out of time here on WARFare! We just have time for the last word from our host, Ron Burgundy... Congratulations JMan and Shuri'!!!!

Ron Burgundy: Yes.. Yes, quite the victory for JMan and Ryusuke Serra, but now they must defend those belts at New Horizons in a Tag Team Gauntlet. Should they draw the short straw in that one, they're gonna be in for a long night if they wanna hold onto those things. The World Heavyweight Champion is now going to be facing his partner and number one contender, JMan. NightWolf is going to be defending the JBW Horrorcore title against none other than Connor Chaos, Tad Locust is going one on one with The Alpha Dog, Zeus is going to be facining his arch nemisis The Prophecy in an I Quit match, and so much more... Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of time... Don't forget, New Horizons is gonnna be a great piece of busi- JBW