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*Commercial break*
Its Manabu and boy is he pissed!!!
*Manabu strides down the ramp with intention, bag in hand, looking like he means business. He grabs a mic and gets into the ring*
Manabu: Ladies and germs, tonight something very dangerous has happened. There has been a serious outbreak of Ma$$Dinero *crowd pops* here on Warfare. I'm here to tell you to fear not. Do not panic as I, Manabu, Japans premier athlete, will exterminate the threat that has manifested itself in front of our very eyes. *crowd boo* Before I call this unnecessary use of oxygen out into my ring, I need everybody in the front row to kindly do something for me.
*Manabu gets out of the ring and reaches into the bag. From which he pulls out handfulls of surgeons masks*
People, I need you to wear these masks, because what is about to come out to the ring in a minute is one of the most deadly diseases in all the free world.
*The fans reluctantly take the masks, and Manabu bullies them into putting them on. Once the entire front row have masks on, Manabu returns to the ring*
Now, MassDinero.. Now is the time for you to face your very own personal form of hell, courtesy of the assassin from the east, the emperor of puro, the purest athlete to ever grace a JBW ring. *crowd boo* MassDinero, now it is time for you to come out here and face your fate like a man, come out here so JBW can be rid of it's most digusting disease.. Well, what are you waiting for? Please don't tell me you're scar-
Every body was Kung Fu Fightiiiing!!!
*Mass runs down the ramp, slides into the ring, and Manabu launches a ferocious looking kick that Mass narrowly avoided. Mass continued running and hit the ropes, before nailing Manabu with a wicked SPEAR!!! *The crowd go banana, and the front row throw the surgical masks in the air in unision.. They are soon silenced when they realise that Manabu had rolled through upon impact and now had Mass in a deadly looking front cravat.. Mass fought to one knee, continued rising until he was standing, and in an extraordinary feat of strength hoisted the Japanese Avenger in the air and dumped him over the top rope.. Mass hit the opposite side of the ring to gain more momentum, and then hit a surprisingly graceful tope.. The crowd popped, but ONCE AGAIN Manabu has somehow managed to lock on a front cravat, although this one is not as tight as the first, and Mass free's himself, ready to start swinging.. Manabu decides to grab a chair and Mass follows suit and they take wild swings at each other.. But wait! Its Marcus, Zeus, igetwild and Snair.. Mass is out numbered here, and his luck just went bad.. To Mass' surprise, it's Snair who strikes first, before the others dive in, and begin a beat down on Mass.. Suddenly two lengths of rope are dropped into the middle of the ring from the rafters, and Psycho Siaki and St George sail down to the rescue.. When they are a good fifteen feet away from the ring both men release their harnesses and dive right on the the FSA, and its a fair fight once again! After some crazy kick ass brawling with fans going mental, Chainsaw and his Appostles hit the ring.. V3 seem to be outnumbered ten to three, but Chainsaw, Anomander Rake, Loki, Aerial and Demonic begin attacking everybody in sight!!! RomanFlare is standing at the top of the ramp observing from afar, when The Sleeper nails him with a wicked lariat to the back of the head! He begins the ground and pound, but somehow Roman manages to roll out and the two continue brawling... IT'S SUPERNOVA!! They hit the ring swinging and clearly this was out of hand a long time ago. This has turned into all out chaos.. Its VKM!! He's gone straight for Snair! And Xander isn't too far behind him, but Marcus nails him with a beer bottle... THAT XANDER NO SOLD!! Zeus jumps Xander unawares and the brawling continues.. More and more of the roster from both brands begin flowing out to ringside, and there are fights going on everywhere.. But wait, is that K-Jammin? He has his nine iron golf club, and is making his way straight towards the fight between Mass and Manabu.. He throws the club to Manabu, and Manabu swings the club into Mass' already injured ribs.. Mass goes down, but Siaki is soon all over Manabu and the two warriors battle! In the middle of all of this is JBW founder, and Chairman of the board, WWTNA Mark, trying in vain to calm the situation down.. Dubs steps a little too close to the Manabu and Siaki brawl.. Manabu takes a swing at Siaki with a steel chair, but Siaki moves out of the way, and JBW FOUNDER WWTNA MARK IS NAILED IN THE SKULL!!!*
Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen our producers are sreaming at us to end the show and the network is gonna pull the plug if we don't end the show now!! This has been the twentieth edition of Warfare.. Thanks for watchi- *screen goes black* JBW!
Its Manabu and boy is he pissed!!!
*Manabu strides down the ramp with intention, bag in hand, looking like he means business. He grabs a mic and gets into the ring*
Manabu: Ladies and germs, tonight something very dangerous has happened. There has been a serious outbreak of Ma$$Dinero *crowd pops* here on Warfare. I'm here to tell you to fear not. Do not panic as I, Manabu, Japans premier athlete, will exterminate the threat that has manifested itself in front of our very eyes. *crowd boo* Before I call this unnecessary use of oxygen out into my ring, I need everybody in the front row to kindly do something for me.
*Manabu gets out of the ring and reaches into the bag. From which he pulls out handfulls of surgeons masks*
People, I need you to wear these masks, because what is about to come out to the ring in a minute is one of the most deadly diseases in all the free world.
*The fans reluctantly take the masks, and Manabu bullies them into putting them on. Once the entire front row have masks on, Manabu returns to the ring*
Now, MassDinero.. Now is the time for you to face your very own personal form of hell, courtesy of the assassin from the east, the emperor of puro, the purest athlete to ever grace a JBW ring. *crowd boo* MassDinero, now it is time for you to come out here and face your fate like a man, come out here so JBW can be rid of it's most digusting disease.. Well, what are you waiting for? Please don't tell me you're scar-
Every body was Kung Fu Fightiiiing!!!
*Mass runs down the ramp, slides into the ring, and Manabu launches a ferocious looking kick that Mass narrowly avoided. Mass continued running and hit the ropes, before nailing Manabu with a wicked SPEAR!!! *The crowd go banana, and the front row throw the surgical masks in the air in unision.. They are soon silenced when they realise that Manabu had rolled through upon impact and now had Mass in a deadly looking front cravat.. Mass fought to one knee, continued rising until he was standing, and in an extraordinary feat of strength hoisted the Japanese Avenger in the air and dumped him over the top rope.. Mass hit the opposite side of the ring to gain more momentum, and then hit a surprisingly graceful tope.. The crowd popped, but ONCE AGAIN Manabu has somehow managed to lock on a front cravat, although this one is not as tight as the first, and Mass free's himself, ready to start swinging.. Manabu decides to grab a chair and Mass follows suit and they take wild swings at each other.. But wait! Its Marcus, Zeus, igetwild and Snair.. Mass is out numbered here, and his luck just went bad.. To Mass' surprise, it's Snair who strikes first, before the others dive in, and begin a beat down on Mass.. Suddenly two lengths of rope are dropped into the middle of the ring from the rafters, and Psycho Siaki and St George sail down to the rescue.. When they are a good fifteen feet away from the ring both men release their harnesses and dive right on the the FSA, and its a fair fight once again! After some crazy kick ass brawling with fans going mental, Chainsaw and his Appostles hit the ring.. V3 seem to be outnumbered ten to three, but Chainsaw, Anomander Rake, Loki, Aerial and Demonic begin attacking everybody in sight!!! RomanFlare is standing at the top of the ramp observing from afar, when The Sleeper nails him with a wicked lariat to the back of the head! He begins the ground and pound, but somehow Roman manages to roll out and the two continue brawling... IT'S SUPERNOVA!! They hit the ring swinging and clearly this was out of hand a long time ago. This has turned into all out chaos.. Its VKM!! He's gone straight for Snair! And Xander isn't too far behind him, but Marcus nails him with a beer bottle... THAT XANDER NO SOLD!! Zeus jumps Xander unawares and the brawling continues.. More and more of the roster from both brands begin flowing out to ringside, and there are fights going on everywhere.. But wait, is that K-Jammin? He has his nine iron golf club, and is making his way straight towards the fight between Mass and Manabu.. He throws the club to Manabu, and Manabu swings the club into Mass' already injured ribs.. Mass goes down, but Siaki is soon all over Manabu and the two warriors battle! In the middle of all of this is JBW founder, and Chairman of the board, WWTNA Mark, trying in vain to calm the situation down.. Dubs steps a little too close to the Manabu and Siaki brawl.. Manabu takes a swing at Siaki with a steel chair, but Siaki moves out of the way, and JBW FOUNDER WWTNA MARK IS NAILED IN THE SKULL!!!*
Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen our producers are sreaming at us to end the show and the network is gonna pull the plug if we don't end the show now!! This has been the twentieth edition of Warfare.. Thanks for watchi- *screen goes black* JBW!
WWE resigned Punk, and everything I've said has come true on these things, so WWE, keep Punk a badass face. He will become a legend if you do.
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