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Pat: And were back from commercial break and up next is going to be interesting to say the least. Daniel Truth announced earlier in the show that he will now be known as Daniel Sorrow.. well, sad enough for him he’ll be taking on HolyJose in the ring tonight. And after the display we saw from earlier, he looks mighty upset!

Dudley: That’s true Pat. In Daniel Sorrow now we have another freak and another Horrorcore performer. I’ve said this a lot tonight but this is getting flat our ridiculous. I’m tired of it all.

Pat: Needless to say though, this is their home now too Duds. We have to share the stage as it seems. The earlier you realize that, the better…. Lets take it to the ring folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUO-sRLotOI

As Daniel Sorrow makes his way to the ring, he’s dressed all in black. Black shoes, socks, cut off shorts, black-t shirt, scraggily black hair, black finger nails, an arm bands. His face is smeared with the eyeliner from crying and there’s dried up blood on his arms from cutting all over.

The crowd is laughing and booing at the same time. He gets into the ring and sits in a corner. He starts shaking back and forth, crying and takes a blade out to cut. The crowd doesn’t see the cut due to him concealing it but the blood rushes out. Gross faces and people throwing up can be seen on the JABETron as Sorrow cries in the ring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3TLu...layer_embedded

Holy’s theme interrupts the crying session as he comes out pointing and scoffing at Sorrow. He flips the bird to the crowd at hand and walks over to Sorrow. He smacks him in the head, laughs at him and nudges him with his foot.

MATCH. 10 – HOLY JOSE vs DANIEL SORROW

Sorrow stops moving all together and sits stiff as a board. Holy Jose picks him up and starts screaming in his face. Holy turns around and points at him laughing. Sorrow spits blood from his mouth and while Holy Jose is distracted he jumps on to him and does a Lou Thesz Press. Holy quickly kicks him off and goes on the offensive. He hits his finisher and does a school boy roll up on Daniel Sorrow.

1, 2, 3!! Holy wins his first match in Mayhem and continues to beat and pummel on Daniel Sorrow. Sorrow is crying as Holy stomps on his head. Holy picks him up and puts him in the tree of woe in the corner. He’s stomping Sorrow’s head in while blood is pouring from his head. Holy shakes his boot off and leaves the ring laughing.

Daniel flops himself down out of the corner, he cradles himself and cries in a fetal position. JBW refs are trying to get him out of the ring without touching him due to all the blood. Finally he gets out of the ring and is seen with a blade in hand. Holy Jose has made it up the ramp and Daniel is rushing up right behind him.

Dudley: HOLYJOSE!! Watch your back!!

Pat: Holy crap!!

He grabs Holy’s arm and cuts it multiple times before the JBW refs get a hold of him. Holy’s arm is bleeding a lot as we cut to commercial break.

[**COMMERCIAL BREAK**]

We come back from commercial break and the lights are dimmed low. The crowd is chanting “HURRY UP! HURRY UP! HURRY UP!”

“THIS IS BORING! clap, clap, clapclapclap THIS IS BORING! clap, clap, clapclapclap”

Pat: I have no idea whats going on here folks, the ring has been empty the whole commercial break and we have nothing coming in from the headsets either. I’m lost, this is NOT part of the show ladies and gentlem…

Pat gets cut off as familiar music echoes through The Wells Fargo Center…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DOFsV0lxtQ&ob=av2e
The arena goes crazy as R(ob) makes his way to the stage. He’s sporting a nine mile smile and a bear just as long. He makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He throws his arms up and gets the crowd even more excited.

Pat: I’ll be damned! It’s R(ob)! We haven’t seen him out here in ages! We thought Ka$h said that he’s not allowed to do public appearances anymore? I wonder what’s going on?

Dudley: I could care less Pat. This guys ego is as big as my fear of The Sandman, He needs to go. He single-handedly damn near destroyed this company a few months ago and now he’s out here gloating?

Pat: I think what has happened in the past needs to stay there. The wrestlers have forgiven him, the rest of creative has forgiven him and it seems like the fans have as well. I say we give them man at least a chance out here.

R(ob) motions for a mic and grabs it. He leans against the ropes and soaks in the cheers. He smiles and begins to speak.

R(ob): It’s clearly been a long time since I’ve been out here in any kind of… management capacity. Ka$h has tried to keep me away to mend for my sins from a couple months ago.

I think I’ve paid my dues and deserve to be able to come out here again. Things got shaky and needed to be fixed. It was and now things have moved on. I just want to say, THANK YOU ALL for letting everyone move on… It means a lot.

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The crowd chants:

“THANK YOU R(OB)!! THANK YOU R(OB)!! THANK YOU R(OB)!!”

Please, don’t do that. I don’t want anyone thinking my ego is getting school bus sized again. He smiles. Now look you bastards, I’m out here for a reason tonight so I’m going to get RIGHT into it… apparently SMACKDOWN! has declared war upon the rest of JBW… Mayhem and WARFare have been put on blast.The war is being brought on by Rome, the new GM, Poot-Hair and JMan...

The crowd boos heavily at all three names and R(ob) smiles.

So here we go… Rome thinks he’s “untouchable” well here’s the deal, next week on Mayhem were going to have an eight man tournament to determine the number one contender to the Mayhem Heavyweight Championship!!! UNIFIED MY ASS!!

The crowd cheers and damn near takes the roof off of the place.

I don’t know about Ka$h and Zapphs but, we’re not going to take this lying down! Mayhem is fighting back, and I’ve picked eight of our finest to go into this war! The brackets will be revealed next week but, here are the competitors:

The screen shows all eight men being The Alpha Dog, Zeus Apollo, The Prophecy, Samson, Chainsaw, HolyJose, Daniel Sorrow and Anomander Rake.

The crowd is losing their minds at the eight men on screen and R(ob) is smiling and begins chanting “JBW! JBW! JBW!” the crowd gets in on it and he’s standing there with his arms crossed and mouths “Bring it jerks.” To the camera.

THAT’S what I’m talking about people!! JMan, Rome, Poot-Hair… BE PREPARED!! One of these amazing athletes will be coming for Mayhem gold BITCHES!!!!!

R(ob) drops the mic and makes his way out of the ring, he high-fives Pat and gives Dudley the finger. He runs around ringside and high-fives the audience in attendance.

Pat: Now THAT is definitely something to get hyped out about!! I’m thrilled that Mayhem is not going to lay down and just let SHOWDOWN! step on us! I’m really anticipating next week something fierce now! I cannot wait to see the brackets and see who’s going against who!! This will DEFINITELY be fun!!

Dudley: I’m not impressed. I’ll await next week and see where were going with it.

Pat: You’re a real piece of work Duds…. What’s that? Oh… okay folks. I’m being told that were going to be beginning our next matches in just a couple of minutes. They will be a violent and brutal display. If you DON’T want your kids watching them, we here at JBW suggest that you change the channel now. For those of you that are still here, have a blast!!

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MATCH. 11 -- BRICARIUS (BRICK and ICARUS) vs PROPHOLLO (PROPHECY and APOLLO)


[**INSERT PROPHECY THEME**]

The music of The Prophecy goes through the arena as he makes his way to the stage beaten up and limping. The crowd chants

“THANK YOU PROPH! THANK YOU PROPH! THANK YOU PROPH!”

While he makes his way down the ramp. He tries to do his usual entrance into the ring but has to roll in instead. He raises his arms up and attempts to get the crowd going but doubles over and grabs his ribs. He gets himself together and asks for a mic. The Prophecy is standing with the scars from the past week still showing, and a look of uneasiness on his face, hiding the usual smugness.

Prophecy: I stand before you a beaten and bruised shadow of my former self. The stitches you see before you on my forehead are nothing compared to the 12 staples I also needed on my head, caused by the inspirational and bloodthirsty showing in the Gold Rush Rumble.

I not only tasted my own blood, but I damn near choked on it, finding it hard to breathe not only at the red liquid being pumped out of my wounds and down my throat, but with injured ribs thrown in for more sick perverted pleasure. Yet despite that hellacious beating I took I still stand before you as the true uncrowned King of JBW, waiting for my opportunity to ascend the ladder to greatness, a ladder that has passed me by far too many times before, just now I am a part of the Mayhem brand.

The Prophecy raises his hands to both cheers and boos from the JBW faithful, the smirk starting to return to his face.

Even though I should be back at Mt Olympus licking my wounds, or better yet have BellaDonna licking them for me...I am here to prove to the JBW World that nobody is as tough, heroic or just God Damn amazing as the real legend in the making The Prophecy. But here I find myself teaming with Zeus, to take on two sick son of a bitches...Bricarius.

Now these guys are liable to do anything, and personally I like that, just not in my opponents. I have faced some of the best over on Warfare, but now on Mayhem I must deal with guys like these, but as the future King of JBW it is my duty to castaside each and every challenger that dares come my way and invade my path to greatness.

The Prophecy looks around the arena at the crowd, and points at a sign made for Zeus.

And yes Zeus Apollo, the Thor to my Loki. Bitter enemies now tag team partners. The two of us spent months making life hell for each other trying to ensure the other does not leave each encounter in one piece. Do I trust him? No. Do I need his help? No. Will we work well together?

Lets put it this way, if he keeps his end of the bargain, does his share of work and doesn't crack me over the back of the head with his hammer, then well...as huge as the Avengers movie was, this week everyone will be bowing down to the greatness of a different team...a team that will own Mayhem...far more superior than any superhero or Godly team...Prophello.

With that, Zeus Apollo’s music surrounds us with sounds of the Gods.

[**INSERT ZEUS APOLLO THEME**]

Dudley: Will you look at that fine specemin? He is not one of the Gods he is THE GOD of JBW!! I know Prophecy has control of Mt.Olympus but one day Zeus will have it back. I bank on it!!

Pat: You’re just as delusional as Peter was…

Zeus Apollo makes his way to the stage in all of his glory. He’s wincing with every step taken but he’s making his way down the ramp with the pride of one thousand Gods. Not letting the mere mortals know of the pain he’s in.

He gets into the ring as usual but a few keen eyes in the arena and on TV catch his misstep and the pain he’s in. He walks up to The Prophecy and they begin chatting and looking serious at each other. They get in each others faces and then eventually calm down. They shake hands and face the entrance.

[**INSERT BRICARIUS THEME**]

Brick “The Bastard” Godslayer and Damian Icarus burst onto the stage. Brick pulls out a bottle of Absinthe, a bottle Patron and a bottle of Bacardi 151, he bites the tops off of each and spits them into a mans face sitting in the audience. The man convulses in pain and begins to scream. Quickly Damien Icarus jumps the barricade and punches the man in the face.

The glass shards go deeper in and the man falls down. Damien begins laughing and goes back over the barricade. Damien and Brick head-butt and continue to the ring drinking all of the booze. Prophecy and Apollo look at each other and nod their heads, they take a running start and both leap over the ring ropes and onto the heads of Brick and Icarus

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The crowd chants “JBW! JBW! JBW! JBW!” while all four men are down on the ground in agony.

Pat: I seriously don’t know how much more these two teams can do to each other Duds. It’s getting pretty serious between them.

Dudley: Trust me, I know Pat…

At that point Zeus and Prophecy pick up Brick and put him against the ring pole. Zeus reaches under the ring and grabs his trusty hammer.

Dudley: YEEEEEEESSSS!!!!! SMITE THE BASTARD!!!!

Zeus begins pummeling Brick and reigning thunder and lightning down while doing so. Prophecy is grabbing a ton of chains and rope, and a lock as well.

Pat: What the hell are these guys planning?

The Prophecy picks up Damien Icarus and throws him towards Zeus, Zeus slams the hammer onto Damien’s face and he falls flat down. The Prophecy throws Damien into the ring and grabs his ribs while trying to execute tying Brick to the ringpost. Zeus ties the chains tight and curses them to stay still. Prophecy ties Bricks neck into the rope.

He goes under the ring again and rolls out a weight. Its so heavy that The Prophecy is having trouble with it. Zeus looks down and lifts it up. Prophecy strings the rope through the middle and ties it on as tight as possible, he lets it drop and Brick’s neck pulls forward at the same time.

Zeus finishes cursing the chains and locks them tight. Brick is tied on the ringpost and the crowd is losing their minds.

“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”

Prophecy tells the ref it’s a one on one match now, Zeus picks up Damien and stands him up in the ring. The ref rings the bell and this one is on, The Prophecy begins wailing on Icarus while Zeus goes to the outside and continues beating on Brick. The Prophecy takes a couple of breaths and continues wailing.

Icarus begins laughing and just looks at The Prophecy. This angers him as he rolls outside and grabs a steel chair from the crowd. He gets back in the ring and hits Icarus. He laughs. Hits him again, Icarus laughs… The Prophecy goes nuts and hits him repeatedly with the chair, the whole time Icarus is laughing.

Zeus gets a concerned look on his face outside while The Prophecy asks for the hammer. Zeus obliges and The Prophecy grabs it, he SMACKS it onto Icarus’s head and he collapses down onto the mat. Prophecy throws the hammer back to Zeus who hasn’t taken his eyes off of Brick.

The Prophecy goes down for the pin and one, two, three!!! The Prophecy wins the match and the crowd is left stunned at what they just saw. The Prophecy rolls out of the ring and taps Zeus on the shoulder and motions for him to go up the ramp. Zeus obliges and they walk away. EMT’s come down to grab Brick but, Brick looks up.

The crowd is completely stunned as Brick looks over at Icarus and you can hear “AY!! Get up ya’ fuckin’ lallygager!!” Icarus gets up as if nothing happened and goes to the outside of the ring. Brick slams his fist on the ringpost and the chains come off. They look at each other and walk to the back laughing at the crowd and everyone watching on TV.

Dudley: What did we just see Pat?

Pat: You know what Duds… I have no idea. I’m just wondering who had an idea here? I mean, it looked like Prophello had a separate and dominate plan and it also looked like Brick and Icarus… I shudder to say… WANTED to be beaten… I’m honestly lost on this one folks!

Dudley: It’s not often but, I’m just as lost and clueless here….

Pat: Not often? Duds… you were born clueless. Either way ladies and gentlemen, we’ll be back after this commercial break…

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[**INSERT COMMERCIAL**]

Pat: Well… the time has come for us to see the main event of this weeks Mayhem! This match has been long coming since The Sandman debuted almost nine months ago. Samson tried to get Sandman into The Devils Reject’s and once The Sandman said they’re part of the reason he’s here well, all hell broke loose.

Dudley: That’s right Pat. This is something that’s been brewing for months like we said earlier and I don’t think it’s going to end well for anyone involved.

Pat: Well, what do you say we get this thing started??

MATCH. 12 -- MAYHEM TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
THE SANDMAN vs SAMSON

The crowd grows hot with anticipation for the main event of the evening. “JBW! JBW! JBW! JBW! JBW!” chants echo throughout the arena. Finally the lights go to black and the images of a river appear on the JABETron,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUnhoe0rpU

DeathKlok blares throughout and Mustakrakish himself appears on stage standing like he’s been crucified. Head down, arms out, and wearing a crown of thorns. He makes his way to the ring and looks around at the crowd as they boo him and throw trash at him.

He cracks a vicious smile and bows in the ring before taking his thorns off and handing them to the referee. He asks for a microphone and the crowd boo’s louder and louder. When he puts the mic to his mouth to speak it becomes deafening.

Samson: Just like your Saviour Jesus, you’ve cast me as the Martyr. See who threw the first stone now? Hypocrites much? Hahahahahahaha!!!

He throws the mic at Dudley who ducks for cover and cowers in fear as Samson sits in the corner and motions for The Sandman to come out. The lights turn grey in the arena and Samson stands straight (edge savior) up and walks to the front of the ring. Smoke fills the arena as The Sandman’s music begins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=782W-S0ar4w

Finally after waiting all night, The Sandman makes his way on the stage. The crowd erupts as he looks around at them. He’s got his JBW Mayhem World Heavyweight Television Championship around his waist and points down to it as he approaches Samson.

Samson looks at it and motions it around his waist. The Sandman makes his way to the ringside area and hasn’t stopped his stare at Samson. When he gets into the ring Samson rushes for an attack but the referee stops him. The Sandman laughs through his gas mask and takes the Championship off his waist.

He calls Samson over and holds it high above his head. Samson looks up at him and starts saying something. The back and forth continues until The Sandman lowers his arm and puts the Championship in front of Samson’s face. He gives it to the referee who holds it high in the air while Samson and The Sandman square off. He referee makes them go back to their respective corners.

Pat: I’d be lying if I said you couldn’t cut the tension in this arena with a knife right now. This is basically the culmination of everything building up since The Sandman entered the scene last year and began his project to rid the JBW of all the “evil” as he called it.

Dudley: Yeah, but in all reality that freak brought more freaks with him and the other freaks got freakier! It’s all The Sandman’s fault that this is all happening. That’s why all of them were banished to Mayhem! It’s punishment!!

Pat: There’s your problem Duds. You don’t know when to just appreciate the match at hand. This is something we’ve been anticipating for a few months now since The Sandman denied Samson and Chainsaw entry into The Devils Reject’s. This is all ending here and now.

Dudley: And that’s what I’m honestly hoping for. I want it to end here and now. I want both of them to just take each other out when its all said and done. Two less psychos running around here!

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Pat: Typical. Lets sit back and watch this unfold shall we?

The bell rings and The Sandman and Samson walk towards each other slowly. The crowd is going insane over the two getting ready to meet. The Sandman circles around Samson as he does the same. They lock up and the struggle for power begins. The Sandman makes Samson go down after an initial struggle.

Samson uses his legs and feet to wrap around The Sandman and he takes him down face first onto the mat. The gas mask hits first and knocks Sandman’s head back. Sandman is rolling around the ring while Samson shakes his hand off getting the feeling back. He circles around Sandman and kicks the gas mask into his face again.

Sandman grabs his head and screams. Samson picks him up, pushes him to the ropes and locks on a Tarantula on the ring ropes. The Sandman is in pain as Samson begins stretching him more. Finally the ref breaks the hold and Samson gives the clean break.

Pat: I have never seen The Sandman get physically dominated like this. Its almost hard to watch.

Dudley: No its not, tear him up! Tear each other up!

The Sandman is on his knees breathing heavily as he sits down in the corner of the ring. Samson rushes him and gives a boot to the face pushing the gas mask into Sandman’s head again.

Samson motions to the crowd and laughs as they boo him and throw more items into the ring. He asks for his crown of thorns and places them on his head as he walks around the ring with his arms out. Samson goes to the corner and grabs Sandman by his hoodie and drags him up. The Sandman has a burst of power and grabs Samson and tosses him into the corner and begins wailing lefts and rights into Samson’s ribcage. Sandman is visibly hurting and falls onto the ropes himself.

Sandman and Samson are both down as the referee begins the ten count. He only makes it to two before Samson rises. As Samson goes to Sandman holding his ribcage, Sandman sends a knife edge chop into Samson’s throat. Samson backs up grasping for air as Sandman gets up. Wearily Sandman makes his way to Samson and begins the rights and lefts into the ribcage again. He ends it with a big boot to the stomach.

Pat: What a turn of events, it looks like The Sandman is not going to go easily into the night!

Dudley: I wish he would.

Samson can’t get enough oxygen into his lungs because his larynx has closed up from the throat chop and his lungs can get air because of his rib cage being tender. The Sandman drops and sits in the ring to recuperate as Samson continues gasping for air on the mat.

The Sandman gets up and walks around the ring a bit. He adjusts his mask and goes to grab Samson. He picks him up and tosses him out of the ring furiously and Samson smacks the base of the announce booth. Dudley gets up and tries to leave but The Sandman grabs him and puts him back in his seat and motions for him to stay. Pat can be seen laughing.

The Sandman picks Samson up and lays him on the table. Sandman goes to the ring and climbs to the top turn buckle.

Pat: Don’t tell me… don’t tell me… OH MY GOD!!!

The Sandman leaps off the turn buckle and swan dives right into Samson, breaking the table and crashing down to the ground. They skid into the crowd barricade as debris is everywhere. The crowd begins to chant “Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” as the two men lay motionless. Pat and Dudley are putting their headsets back on while standing up now.

Pat: Is… is this thing live? My god I honestly cannot believe I’ve just seen what I did with my eyes! The Sandman just did a dive off of the top turn buckle onto Samson! 6’9 flying through the air like a cruiserweight! This is insanity! Stay with us folks, we’ll be right back!!

[**COMMERCIAL BREAK**]

Pat: And neither men have moved since The Sandman came crashing down on Samson moments ago, JBW officials have come out and are attempting to get near them but they’re trying to wave them away.

Dudley: I wish they’d just give up already and leave the company!

Pat: You say that but, when The Sandman gets up, lets see how tough you are then.

Dudley backs down and sits in his seat alongside Pat. Samson and Sandman are trying to get to each other through the officials. They begin trading blows back and forth. The officials are trying to keep them apart so the trainers can take a look at them. The crowd begins chanting “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” finally after a few moments they let both of them go and they furiously throw fists into each others faces as the crows around them thins out.

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The Sandman gets the upper hand and blocks the last hit. He grabs Samson and throws him over the barricade. Sandman grabs a piece of the announcer booth and throws it onto Samson who’s laying on the ground now. Sandman climbs the barricade and stomps on Samson’s chest.

The crowd circles around the men and starts chanting “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!” Sandman takes the piece and hits Samson again, again, and again. He picks him up and holds him by his hair. Sandman kicks Samson in the back of his kneecap and makes him get on his knees. He’s still holding him by his hair when Samson tries to get out of the hold. Sandman knife edge chops him in the throat again and Samson stops struggling.
Pat: He’s going to kill him in… wait, Samson was already dead… he’s going to re-kill him… I think that’s what we can say…

Dudley: That’s what I’m talking about! KILL EACH OTHER!!

Pat: Well Duds, tell us how you really feel.

Dudley: They suck… that’s what.

Sandman is dragging Samson through the crowd up towards the entrance area. He stops periodically and throws a chair or a drink onto Samson. They get to the sound area and Sandman clears the sound guys away. He props Samson on the side of the table, walks by the barricade and grabs a chair, he runs and throws the chair onto Samson ahead of him and at the end, he boots Samson on the face where the chair landed.

Samson is lying on the ground writhing in pain as Sandman kicks him in the face again. Sandman leans over and starts shouting something at Samson. Sandman picks Samson up and lays him on the sound table. Sandman looks around the crowd who are cheering their heads off for this match and he points to the big speakers by him. The crowd begins chanting “YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!”

At that time Sandman begins climbing the speaker and stands tall, By the time he had gotten up there he didn’t notice Samson had climbed up behind him. When Sandman looks down he sees Samson isn’t there. Sandman looks around and from behind Samson grips Sandman and throws him into a release German Suplex. Sandman falls into the table and crashes into the wires, he gets electrocuted in the process and the lights flicker in the arena.

“JBW! JBW! JBW! JBW!” Is heard echoing throughout just as Samson looks around he does a flying cross body splash right onto Sandman below, He gets electrocuted for his efforts as well. The ambulances are rushing out to the area when we go to commercial break.

[**COMMERCIAL BREAK**]

Pat: And we are back from break and man I’m telling you… neither of them have moved. Samson and Sandman are still down and out. The EMT’s have been there attempting to get them to move but to no avail.

Dudley: That’s fine by me. These guys need to be the example for all the rest of the freaks on this roster.

Pat: I may not like them all that much but the thing is Dudley, they’re still human… well, I think they are anyway. Regardless, they still have lif… no.. not Samson… nevermind. They’re still something.

Dudley: See? You don’t even know what to call them. That should show you more than you need to know! GET THEM GONE!

Pat: Okay folks I’ve just been told that the EMT’s have called for all of the lights to be turned out in the arena so they avoid further electrocution of Samson and Sandman. So give us a few moments of down time ladies and gentlemen.

The lights go out in the arena and one storm light shines on the EMT’s while they work. Cell phone flashlights come out and the crowd has basically gone silent while awaiting what’s happening. Finally after minutes of waiting, the EMT’s have finally gotten Samson and Sandman out of the wires. The crowd erupts when they make it to their feet. The EMT’s place them on stretchers to check them out.

Neither man lets them really do anything as they both see each other, Sandman stands up and takes a couple steps towards Samson and falls. The EMT’s go to pick him up but he shoves them aside. Samson stands up and throws his arms out and puts his head back. Sandman crawls over to Samson and brings himself up. Samson is looking down at Sandman when all of a sudden Sandman hits an uppercut that sends Samson into the back of the ambulance.

The crowd begins clapping and going crazy again as Sandman gets into the Ambulance. He throws the driver out and takes the wheel. Sandman backs out of the arena in it while security is following trying to get him to stop. The Sandman drives into the back and the lights in the arena come back on and video appears on the JABETron.

The Sandman is driving around in the back, he swings the Ambulance into reverse and hits the back up against a trailer. He moves forward and swings around again. He slams so hard he skids on the wheels. He then backs up and puts the Ambulance in gear. He revs it up and lets the brake go. Finally we see that he’s driving front first into another trailer. The Sandman dives out and lands in a bunch of crates on the side. When the Ambulance hits the trailer it crumbles into itself. Samson flies out of the back door, lands and skids across the back.

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Pat: You have got to be kidding me!! There’s no way that Samson is going to come back from this. None!

Dudley: That’s all fine with me Pat! Make them disappear forever!!

The EMT’s begin to run all over the scene with the cops, security and JBW officials. Ka$h, R(ob), Poot, Zappho, JMan and many others are seen trying to get these two men help. The Sandman shrugs them off and Samson hasn’t moved an inch since landing. The Sandman gets fully erect and shoves the help away.

The crowd begins to chant “SANDMAN! SANDMAN! SANDMAN! SANDMAN!” as he walks over to the fallen Samson. The officials and many others are trying to keep The Sandman away but he pushes through the crowd to his prey. He picks Samson up by his hair and begins to drag him back out to the ringside area. The officials, cops and EMT’s are pleading with The Sandman to let them help but he’s not listening.

As they make their way back to the stage the crowd erupts with an extremely loud roar. The Sandman tosses Samson onto the stage and begins to kick him. He nudges him down the ramp and Samson starts tumbling towards the ring . When he gets to the ring he actually rolls under it from the speed he’s gained. The Sandman is in pursuit, he goes to stick his hand under the ring but a “THUNK” sound can be heard, The Sandman begins screaming and pulls his hand out.

Samson has his newly acquired friend, his rapier from the Draft show in hand as he crawls out from under the ring. The crowd begins chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” as Sandman backs away from Samson he twirls the rapier around in his hands. The security, EMT’s, JBW officials and cops finally make their way to the stage area and stand there for a minute. Ka$h tells the cops and security to stand around the guardrail area to keep the fans safe.

Samson is still twirling his rapier around and walking slowly towards Sandman while he backs up thinking of what to do next.

Dudley: These friggin’ psychos have lost what little of their minds they’ve had left!! This is insane, I wish I could get out of here right now!

Pat: There’s nothing we can do about it Duds, just try to sit here and relax. I’m actually pretty thankful that Ka$h and the rest of the officials acted to quickly and had everyone’s safety in mind.

Dudley: I guess so, doesn’t make it any less scary that these two freaks are out here pummeling each other like they are! They’re bloody from head to toe and not looking very good. Regardless of how I feel, they just keep going… they won’t stop. They need to or else this night will end badly for both men.

Samson goes in to stab at The Sandman when he dodges the attack and Samson gets caught up in the ring mat. Samson quickly lets go of the rapier as Sandman is in the middle of a running clothesline. Sandman connects and sends Samson flying into the barricade. A JBW security guard takes the rapier and runs up the ramp with it. He gives it to Ka$h and he inspects it.

JBW creative, and the police officers make their way to the back. Security takes their places again and the EMT’s are on standby awaiting whomever needs their assistance. Sandman goes over for the pin but cannot make it to him.

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Samson goes to move but cannot lift his torso up. As both men lay there attempting to move, the arena goes pitch black for roughly 30 seconds. When the lights come back up, Ano Doom is standing above both men. The crowd instantly begins booing as Ano lifts up Samson and throws him into the ring from over his head.

The crowd gasps when they see Ano pick up The Sandman with one hand and toss him into the ring steps. He lumbers over to Sandman and kicks him in the gut. He looks over and sees Samson beginning to stir and stomps onto the ring apron and jumps into the ring. Finally he runs over to the stirring Samson and football punts his head.

Pat: Someone needs to get this man out of here now!!

Dudley: KEEP HIM IN!!!

Pat: You know he’s Horrorcore too, right?

Dudley: I don’t care!! He’s taking out TWO of his kind at once!

Pat: This is ridiculous! As if Samson and Sandman weren’t doing enough damage to each other, Ano Doom has come in and is trashing these guys!

Just as Pat finishes his sentence, Ano Doom picks up Samson and literally throws him into the JBW crowd. The catch Samson and scatter because Ano has jumped out of the ring, he kicks through the fan barricade and grabs Samson by his hair. He throws him a couple rows back into some vacant seats.

As Ano grabs Samson again, The Sandman comes up from behind with a steel chair and repeatedly smacks Ano upside the head with it. Ano staggers but doesn’t fall. Finally The Sandman backs up and hits a running charge onto Ano, it doesn’t phase him in the least. Ano turns around and in one move grabs The Sandman by his gas mask and tosses him into a few nearby crowd members.

Pat: There’s no reason for this! Something has to be done here, he’s using the wrestlers to attack the crowd now, this needs to end!

Dudley: I agree! I’m all for him destroying the Horrorcore guys but to go after the crowd is not appropriate!

Ano picks up Sandman by the gas mask and starts dragging his lumbering frame by it, he goes over to Samson and grabs him by the hair and drags him as well. They go through the part of the barricade that was broken down by Ano. He tosses Samson into the ring and has to lift The Sandman with force to get him in.

Finally, once in the ring Ano picks up Samson and puts him on the top rope. He also goes to the top rope and gets Samson into position for a vicious powerbomb, he picks him up high into the air, Ano is standing on the top rope now and he lets Samson go with a huge throw. Samson lands with a sickening thud in the middle of the ring and doesn’t move.

Ano jumps down from the top rope and walks over to Sandman. He grabs him by the neck with both hands and lifts him high into the air, he continues to choke him until finally he releases and The Sandman falls to the ground. Ano raises his arms high and the crowd begins throwing food, drinks and everything else into the ring. JBW security tries to get the crowd settled down while Ano drags The Sandman over to Samson and lays him on top.

The ref cautiously walks over by Ano as he points down to the mat. The ref goes down… 1… he looks at Ano…. 2…. Ano begins laughing… 3!! The ref raises The Sandman’s arm from the ground. Ano picks the ref up and motions for him to grab the JBW World Television Championship. The ref obliges and gets out of the ring and grabs it. The crowd has begun chanting

“FUCK YOU ANO! FUCK YOU ANO! FUCK YOU ANO!”

While they continue to throw everything into the ring that they can. The ref brings the Championship into the ring and walks towards The Sandman to give it to him but Ano stops him and rips it out of his hand. He grabs the ref by the collar of his shirt, screams something at him while holding the Championship in his face.

He throws the ref through the middle rope and outside the ring. Neither The Sandman nor Samson have moved at all as Ano Doom raises his arms up high holding the JBW World Television Championship above his head.

Crowd members are trying to get to the ring while security is holding them back.

Pat: We have to go ladies and gentlemen but this is insanity! For us here at JBW and Dudley, this has been Mayhem in a literal sense tonight. We’ll see you next week folks!

As Pat finishes his sentence the crowd breaks through security and are making their way towards the ring as the cameras cut off of this weeks Mayhem from JBW.

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Only one thing here tonight. Hmmm... disheartening that my last show was... the last show. Either way, major thanks to SEZ and eyehatecena for their contributions on this Mayhem. It's majorly appreciated! Now... IT'S SHOWTIME, FOLKS!!!