CP: Well here comes the brute that is Istvan Gretzky, I wonder what’s on his mind tonight, remember it was one week ago that he had that tense confrontation with Ryan Wells laying down the Evolution Title between the two.
Bod: Well Gretzky is from Poland, which was once described as a “riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”
CP: Well that was said about Russia,
Bod: No, I said it about Poland, I was quoting myself, Chris!.
CP: well, none the less, The catch as catch can grappler for Warsaw, doesn’t look in the best of moods tonight, lets see what he wants?
Istvan Gretzky: Jak Siemiecz, presently I am in ring to speak of things to make brow wrinkle and gut become flatulent, kurwa! Thing to make Istvan wish to pretend not to know rulebook like back of enourmous hand kurwa and go and take mighty anger out on any ECWN children and crush enemy and destroy whiny-boy no-good champion.
But Istvan learn proper manners in Mother Poland and did get many beating from grandmama when step out of line kurwa so roster can stop shaking in boot and pissing pants kurwa. Istvan settle this with word.
Last week, Istvan try to issue challenge to Rodney Ryan like real man, in middle of ring. But instead, Rodney Ryans come AND INTERRUPT ISTVAN BEFORE HE HAVE CHANCE TO FINISH SENTENCE. ...Then he say many silly thing like always which Istvan not pay attention but Istvan know this:
Istvan get no answer.
This week different. Istvan get answer here, now, Ryan Rodney or Istvan come back in stage AND SMASH YOU INTO BITS WITH VASCULAR ARMS MADE FROM FALLEN STAR KURWA AND SHOW YOU HOW REAL MAN ACT AND SHOULD REPRESENT ECWN CHAMPION.
CP: And here comes the EWNCW Evolution Champion, finally capturing that title from Ronaldo Romulus at EWNCW Pain for Treasure, in what was certainly the moment of the night, but couldn’t take time to celebrate because Istvan has been straight in his face.
Bod: Well I think we all know that Wells is scared of facing Gretzky.
CP: I couldn’t disagree more, I think it was clever for Wells to make Gretzky wait for an answer, he managed to cool of the situation slightly.
*Wells music hits, with the crowd on their feet, cheering at the top of their lungs for their Evolution Champion and interrupting the Polish Rambler*
*Wells now stands at the top of the ramp, with a mic in hand, in his ring gear, anticipating a fight, with his Evolution Title around his waist*
Wells: Wow! This is just...woah! I know where I want to come back soon! But tonight, unfortunately guys, if you couldn't tell by now, I have a bit of a Russian Rodent on my hands!
*Crowd laughs*
Wells: You see, this championship, this title of mine, *unhooks title off waist and raises it high with one hand*, is MINE. I worked damn hard for this, for us, all of us. I promised I'd be the best champion I can be, and I have been so far. Unlike most of the other champions here, Sweet Jones, King Strem, Krysys, Shaz, just to name a few *Crowd boos at all of their names being said*, I have fought for you through thick and thin, through the bad and good times, and you guys stuck by me all the way, and I will always do that for all of you, every single one of you, the EWNCW faithful.
*Crowd stands up and gives a nice, standing ovation*
Wells: Thank you, I appreciate it. But the matter at hand here, is that Istvan Gretzky, or however the hell you say it or spell it, but no matter, the EWNCW won't have to worry about spelling it right on any belts, seeing as you won't win any. Especially not the Evolution Title. Let's look at the word Evolution, it's root is evolve. To evolve, is to progress in a forward manner, growing, or achieving. And one of the main problems why you'll never be a champion, let alone a winner here, is because you've done just the opposite of evolve, you've digressed.
Wells: You have taken many steps backwards. When I first saw you come here, around the same time as me, I thought of you as a threat, someone who can do a lot of damage. But I faced you, and I beat you, and I could tell, no matter how much you tried, no matter how hard you worked, I'd still be better then you in the end, because I have worked harder, I've sacrificed more, and I've endured a lot more then you can ever imagine. But, despite all of that, here we both are, you, fresh off another PPV loss, while I, am coming off a title win, the first of many. But, I also, unlike you, keep my promises. I promised the fans I'd win the title at Pain For Treasure, and I kept it. You, promise to win and bring pain and bring glory to the Motherland or whatnot. But guess what? You didn't, you lost to Andy Amazing.
*Wells is seen scratching his head*
Wells: So even though...I'm a fighting champion, why of all people, do you deserve this shot? Why not...give Bloodstone a match for the title, a proven champion, or Mark Dimension, one of the hardest workers around? Or, maybe give the person you fought and lost to, Andy Amazing, a match? Also, to think about, why haven't they asked for a match, knowing very well that I'd give them one? Because they aren't greedy, like you are. Andy and Daymian, have a mutual respect for one another and can't seem to have a real match for some reason...and Mark is in a grudge with King Strem. So I guess I'm stuck with the bottom of the barrel, you. That's what you are, the bottom of the totem pole, the lowest on the food chain, the rock bottom tier of talent.
Wells: You're nothing more, then a card filler. You took very well the advantage of me being a humble and fair champion. But, you made a very big mistake, in making an enemy of me. Of attacking me, laying your hands on my Evolution Title. You made not just an opponent out of me, but an enemy out of me. And ask Ronaldo, you don't end up in a great place or on the right side of a decision in a match with me as an enemy. I could tear you limb from limb and send you back UPS to Poland, but I'm not that vicious, especially in front of our great, younger and passionate fans. But I can and will promise you, I'll give you a world of pain, and another loss in your record.
*Crowd explodes, cheering "Wells, Wells, Wells*
Wells: But see, you also made a challenge to me last week. But see, I'm smarter then you and can one-up you. So how about this...you come up here and take this title from me. Now I stress on the implied TRY, because you'll fail. But I can give you a beatdown before our match, so bring it! *Rips shirt in half and tears it off, muscles can be seen getting tense* Bring it! I'm right here!
*Crowd explodes and excited, at Wells' passion and the potential showdown between the two*
*A familiar face is heard from the back, it becomes clear who it is as they walk onto the stage*
John Cleverly: Hey, ok you two calm down just a second, we’ve already had one inpromtu match here tonight, and with that huge Tag Team Main Event coming up, I can’t afford to have any more delays in the schedule.
*crowd boo’s, Cleverly stops and contemplates, he exchanges words with the Rage producer, who is on headphones talking to the back*
JC: Ok, so do you people want to see Ryan Wells and Istvan Gretzky fight right here, right now!?
*crowd cheers like hell*
JC: Alright then your on!! Istvan Gretzky vs Ryan Wells for the Evolution title right here, right now!!
*the crowd pop big*
JC: However, due to time constraints, I’m going to have to put a 10 minute time limit on the match. So we have to find a winner within that time, otherwise, it’s a no contest!!
CP: Woah that is huge! Its Gretzky vs Wells it’s up next and they’ve got ten minuets!
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