OFFICIAL EWNCW Rage Thread

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 05:34 PM

Christopher Pentalion: Good evening folks and welcome to Monday night Rage as we sit just under a week away from our next ppv; Rise from the Ashes!! Already confirmed for Sunday is The Beard of Zeus taking on K-Jammin for the EWNCW Championship! A chance for TBOZ to reclaim his holly grail, but with Jman now on the scene, what does that mean for both men? What is his game? Last week we saw him bailing on K-Jam in a tag team match against TBOZ and Bodom.
Speaking of which, Bodom if you remember was viciously attacked by a frustrated K-Jammin last week, and unfortunately is not here this week, as he’s recuperating from his injuries. But have no fear, I have a more than able replacement sat next to me here! So, questions to be asked, and the answers we hope we’ll get tonight. But what do you think Bodom?

*The camera pans to the seat next to Chris Pentalion to reveal an inflateable dummy resembling Bodom, all suited up in the chair*

CP: Interesting, thanks for that insight Bodom!
I’m really going to enjoy tonight!

CP: What the.....

*A familiar tune rings out through the arena, and EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson emerges atop of the ramp wearing one of his trademark burgundy suits, waving to the crowd, soaking in the reaction, before continuing down the ramp*

CP: Well it’s EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson, but I wasn’t aware that he was going to be joining us here!

*Thompson, after shaking hands with various people along the ramp, instead of entering the ring, continues around the ring, continuing to shake some outstretched hands, and walks to the commentary table. He then grabs the Bodom dummy before tossing it behind him into the crowd and sitting down in the seat, and puts on a headset*

Dick Thompson: Thank you, thank you everyone!
Now, onto business. Welcome everyone to Monday night Rage!! I’m EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson, and I’m kind of a big deal!! I’m here tonight to call the action in the absence of EWNCW legend Bodom! Allongside me here is some guy...... who are you again?

CP: Umm... I’m...

DT: It doesn’t matter who you are!! It’s taking part that counts! Now sit back and leave this tothe professionals kid!!

CP: But I’m....

DT: I know, you wish you were me, but I’m afraid that’s just not possible.
Ahh, my scotch!

*Thompson pulls up a bottle of scotch from under the table, and after tossing the water out of the glass on the table, he pours himself a tall one.*

DT: Now! Let’s get this show on the road!!

Jman

DT: Ahaaa!! Here comes the newboy!! So many questions from what happened last week!! If you missed it folks, last week we saw Jman bailing on...

CP: Dick!! I’ve already said this!!

DT: Ok, now that’s not very professional. I’m a professional man, and I demand that someone from the back brings out a co-commentator that knows how to work in a professional manner!!

CP: Dick, I AM your co-commentator! Chris Pentalion?

DT: Chris who?

CP: Pentalion! I’m out here ever week with Bodom!! Do you even watch EWNCW?!

DT: Ohhh, it’s you!! You look different on the television! Cameras make people look so much better!
And in that case, right now, I look.... dashing!

CP: Jeez.... back to the action, Jman’s coming to the ring here, I’m hoping we get some answers to what happened last week. What about you Dick?

DT: This man bailed on his partner last week!! An outrage!!

CP: Right, well let’s see what he has to say.

*To what can only be described as a spilt reaction, Jman makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. The multi-time world champion takes a seat on the top rope farthest from the ramp and has a stagehand give him a mic. Jman doesn't bother waiting for the buzzing crowd to quiet down, he just talks right over them.*

Jman: I know, I know, you all want answers, right?

*A "Yes!" chant breaks out at Jman's question.*

Jman: Right. Well, it's simple. I'm not doing any favors for anybody here in EWNCW. Not TBOZ, not John Cleverly, and sure as hell not K-Jammin.

*The crowd is, once again, split down the middle.*

Jman: Public perception is that K-Jamm and I are, by virtue of working together elsewhere, friends. Perception, though, isn't always reality. I don't like K-Jamm, I don't respect K-Jamm and I'm not going to be doing K-Jamm's dirty work. Heh, he had somebody do that for him once, didn't he? Look how that turned out.

*A small "K-Flare" chant breaks out as Jman continues speaking.*

Jman: See, in one place I work I'm attached to another guy’s hip. In another place, I'm teamed up with a group trying to dismantle some other group. The same can be said for my role in yet another place I work. Everywhere I go, everywhere I turn in this business, somebody needs my help. I won't let that happen here. In EWNCW, Jman is a lone wol-

K-Jammin

*Before Jman can finish, K-Jammin's music hits and out walks the World Heavyweight Champion*

K-Jammin: You know, this little tough guy act you're doing really isn't working Jman. Everybody knows you're a little whimpy bitch who tries so so hard to persuade people that you have actual balls. I spared your career in the past, but please believe me when I tell you that I will rip the flesh from your bones the next time we meet. I ain't out here to joke this week, you interfered in my fucking business and that puts you in grave danger you stupid fool. If you think for the slightest second that you will reach the top of this company, you are wrong. It's all about making an impact right off the bat, like I did. I took out a former World Champion on my first night, and then by the end of the month I was World fucking champion. Where as you fucked up and now you've lost all momentum. I'd give it a month until you're all forgotten about and being bottom of the card whilst I'm flying high in the main event. You cost me nothing last week against TBOZ so you can lose that little erection of yours. You know what's funny? It seems that-

The Beard of Zeus

*A huge pop greets TBOZ, who enters the ring, looks straight in to the camera and says "Buckle in at home, folks, we might be getting some turbulence"*

TBOZ: Right, I'm here just to interrupt this little love-in you guys are having, because I think I have a little more entertainment value than this softcore back-and-forth.

I'll start off with J-man. Last week, you helped get me and Bodom the W, so thanks, even though you are done giving favours. It's good to see a man stand by his own morals, but I didn't need the help last week, but it's my duty to acknowledge it.

Now, on to the stain that not even bleach can drain away, K-Jammin. Now, for the knowledge of all the fans, I've been visiting Bodom all week, and he is recovering well from the "beating" K-J gave him. Man, you really are something. I'm not sure if you've noticed yet, but beating up the elderly, like SilverCena and Bodom, seems to be a bit of a fetish for you. Have no fear, much like last week, I'll make you pass out at Rise from the Ashes, and I'll be doing it in honour of Bodom. And don't try and think for a---

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 05:34 PM

Ronaldo Romulus

Before a very agitated TBOZ can get another word out, Ronaldo Romulus’ theme music cuts him off. All eyes turn their attention to the top of the ramp, expecting Ronaldo to come out and address the meaning behind his interruption. Instead, he simply appears on the titantron again with a white cowl covering his face. Boos greet the former Evolution Champion, as usual, but he pays them no mind.

Romulus: Thinking? That degenerate K-Jammin is a deity that lacks any sort of grasp on the basic cognitive abilities. Thinking would be too much of a stretch for him.

As for you, TBOZ, if you think that anyone here buys your sudden shift of morals with your over exaggerated theatricalities, your feigning leaves a lot to be desired. A word of advice from the advocate of the Lord; cease your planned endeavors. Only K-Jammin is the man who will bear the brunt of the Lord’s wrath as one of who not only holds MY World Heavyweight Championship but as the man who detests all order and reason. If you desire to get involved, it you would only get caught in His castigation.

At Rise From The Ashes, I must send two obstructions from the dwelling of the mortals to the realm of demons. Kayden James and Seraphim are mere illustrations of what “The Chosen Race” detests and what must be removed from the any contact with these misguided miscreants for the purpose of not only their own salvation but for vengeance for their misdeeds. Once they are banished from all hope, K-Jammin will be the next to fall as I plan on taking his title and restoring peace on Earth not for the sake of the serfs but for the Lord God in heaven.

*The lights violently flicker in the arena, then go off. When they come on, 'The Arhangel' Kayden James is shown at the top of the ramp behind Ronaldo Romulus*

Kayden: Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk ALL TALK. Here Ronaldo, how 'bout some action??

*Kayden kicks Ronaldo in the gut, and rushes him and starts a vicious beatdown of Ronaldo.
Meanwhile, in the ring, we see K-Jam and TBOZ getting into it in the ring, while Jman just leans back against the ropes watching.
We then see Seraphim coming out to join Ronaldo and James beating on each other on the ramp.*

John Cleverly

*John Cleverly comes out with some referees and security to break out the fights, and the man himself has a microphone in hand*

John Cleverly: Gd damn it get this mess under control right now!! Stop!!

*the security and referees hold back each man, Jman is still just leaning on the ropes, holding his hands up in innocence.*

JC: First of all, I’m making a change to the World Title match on Sunday, you Jman!! Since you’re insisting on sticking your nose into this business, I’m giving you an official role on Sunday. You’re going to be officiating the match!!

*Jman looks pretty happy, as TBOZ and K-Jam look considerably less so*

JC: As for tonight, we’re gonna have ourselves a tag TEAM match!!
TBOZ will team with Seraphim and Jman to face the team of Ronaldo Romulus, Kayden James and K-Jammin!!
Now, all of you to the back, since I have a lot more interest in seeing other talents out here than you girls bickering!!

CP: John Cleverly never messes around does he?!

DT: He does not! And that’s why he’s such a great boss!! Allthough I’m concerned that he hasn’t done anything about poor Bodom getting beaten up last week. Makes you wonder how safe we are out here Chris!!

CP: Don’t say that Dick, you’re not doing me any favors putting these fears in my head!!
But we also heard Cleverly there making Jman the special guest referee for the World Title match on Sunday!! Huge news there!!

DT: He’s only been here a few weeks and he’s already got this big role!! What’s next for Jman I wonder?!
We’ll bring you all the updates folks!!

CP: No, Dick, this isn’t the news... We’ll be right back!

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 05:40 PM

Christopher Pentalion: Well Bodom would love this because here comes the Nature Boy!!

Dick Thompson: Indeed I’ve noticed that those two have some serious man love.

CP: Yeah, its like sitting next to a wheaping school girl every time Naitch comes out here. But I think we all remember that interview you conducted a few weeks ago, the world was talking about the moment, when Ric Flair stole your catchphrase Dick, you have a worldwide audience right now, tell me your thoughts?

DT: Haha, Well I put everyone straight right there and right then, they all know, that when this handsome, ravishing, lead anchor says it...”It’s the Truth!!!”.

*Dick winks at the camera*

CP: Well none the less Arius is about to compete here tonight, Dick you get a good view of all the talent here in EWNCW what do you think of Arius.

DT: First and formost he is a tremendous highflyer, he’s got a hybrid style that is unlike anything we’ve seen here before, but I think his weekness could be his overconfidence, that has only be perpetuated by having Ric Flair, as well as the lovely Alice by his side.

*Alice holds the ropes open for Flair, as he steps in the ring, Flair gives a flirtatious smile at Alice, Arius doesn’t notice it though. Alice retrieves the mic and hands it to Flair.*

Ric Flair: So, they tore, Alice, Arius and myself away from a party at the hotel, in order to bring us here tonight, to see Arius destroy another no good never-will-be punk!?
Do they know who I am?

*Crowd reacts by chanting “Rasslin’ Gawd!!!”*

RF: That’s Right! In this world, In the world of professional wrestling, I am...GOD!!!...GOD!...GOD!...GOD!!!!!! Woooooooooooo!

*the crowd faithfully mimics Flair’s “Woooooo” *

RF: And just like for centuries God’s have chosen, a leader among men, I too have chosen the next leader of professional wrestling, the next true great...Arius!

*crowd boo’s*

RF: You know I am sick and tired of you boing Arius, you treat him with the same respect you show me, got it?

*crowd boo’s a little louder*

RF: Don’t make me mad!

*crowd boo’s even louder*

RF: That’s it

*Flair takes off his jacket and hits the ropes and drops the elbow on his own clothing,
Arius manages to calm Flair down*

RF: *looking at someone in the front row* What you lookin at, Fat Boy!?

*Arius continues to calm down Flair, he can be heard saying “get to the bit about me!”*

RF: Arius is the next true great, and nothing, NOTHING, he has done over the past few weeks has disproven that, he has been almost everyone Rage has to offer him, in the undercard, so I say it’s time to start giving him tougher challenges, he can beat Headliners, and that’s who he should be in the ring with not...not...

*Flair turns to Arius and can be heard saying which loser is it tonight?, Arius answers him*

RF: Some punk kid named TJ Rage!, but bring him on out so Arius can destroy him and we can get back to the hotel, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And his opponent from Copenhagen, Denmark, THIS IS TJ RAGE!!!!

CP: And here comes TJ Rage, not to be underestimated, he’s been putting in some fairly solid performances on Warzone in the past few weeks, a tough competitor, perhaps its that mental capability, that desire factor that is preventing him from getting to the next level?

DT: Yeah I don’t think people realise the work it takes to become a star here in EWNCW, it’s hard, you’ve got people coming at you from all angles, and if your not determined, if your not willing to stick it out then its really hard to move up the ladder.

CP: None the less let’s see what TJ Rage can do here tonight, and I for one would just love to see Ric Flairs’s protégé slip up.

Arius/Randy Orton vs TJ Rage/Stevie Richards

Stop at 7:15

*Arius is up top, he hits a picture perfect top rope butterfly crossbody on Rage*

DT: And that sure did look great.

CP: Yes it did Bob, Arius takes to the skies and now it looks like its time to wrap this one up.

*Arius picks up Rage, lifts him into Powerbomb position and Arius drops him down across The Prodigy’s own knees*

CP: And he calls that move the divine retribution.

*Arius motions that this one is over, he struts Ric Flair style over to the ropes and lets out a little “Woooooo!”, to which the fans boo him heavily for.*

DT: Arius needs to know he isn’t actually Ric Flair.

*Arius springboards off the ropes and hits a spinning enziguri kick*

CP: And that is the FINAL TOUCH!!!

DT: He’s got the cover

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Winner: “The Prodigy” Arius.

CP: And he does it again, and you’ve got to believe that EWNCW management is going to have to take Flair’s demands for tougher competition seriously.

DT: Indeed Arius has proven himself, you can’t deny that.

CP: Well in the absence of Bodom, It falls to me to praise the Nature boy and say Ric you’ve done it again!

DT: And I’ll praise Arius in saying a great in ring showing here tonight.

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 05:48 PM

Last edited by Tommy Thunder; 08-23-2012 at 06:21 PM.

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 06:12 PM

Herr Hanz Gruber

*Hanz Gruber walks out to the ring with a mic in his hand. The crowd is booing the hell out of him, but it doesn’t phase him- instead, he really seems to like it. Once in the ring, he raises the mic to his mouth, and before he begins to talk, he gives off a shit eating grin*

Hanz: Well it seems EWNCW management wanted me to come out and cut one of their pre written generic promos. But you know what? Fuck that shit. I’ve been here for quite awhile, and week after week, month after month, I’ve worked my ass off. I’ve wrestled anyone they put in front of me. Winning most of my matches, I’ve beat Aruis, Bloodstone, Blue Flash and hell, even Shaz in my first match here. And I’m better than all of them in each and every fucking way. Yet one thing is eating at me, for some fucking reason I have yet to receive a shot at the Ignition Champioship belt. Not even once. So unless EWNCW management wants to see my bad side again, I will be inserted into the Ignition title match at Rise from the Ashes and I will walk out of the match with the belt. So until I get an answer, I’ll just wait my ass here in the ring. I’ve got all fucking night.

*Hanz sits down in the middle of the ring, takes out his Ipad and starts playing with it, totally ignoring the crowd booing at him*

The Blue Flash

*Flash emerges at the top of the ramp with a big pyro blast and the crowd erupt. He then makes his way down the ramp quickly, interacting with some fans along the way.
He then stops to stare at Gruber in the ring before sliding in and grabbing a mic.
He goes to start talking, but he pauses as the crowd pops. He then goes to speak again*

Flash: GREETINGS, CITIZENS OF *insert city name here*

*the crowd pop big again*

Flash: Now as for you, citizen Gruber, if my memory serves, you did not win the battle royal to determine the number one contender for Rise from the Ashes. I did. Which means that I earned the right to challenge citizen Shaz for his Ignition title at the ppv.
You say that you've beaten me along with those other names you rattled out, but the bottom line is, you didn't beat us when it mattered. You didn't beat us at the time where it counted, which means you haven't earned anything.

*crowd pop*

Flash: So I suggest that you take your empty talk out of this ring and perhaps go and train and fine tune your in-ring ability. Perhaps then when the time comes, your skill will be in as good a shape as your mouth is, and you'll be in better shape to win the matches that count here.

*crowd pop*

Flash: And unless you remove yourself from here right now, I might be forced to give citizen Shaz a preview of what I intend on doing to him at Rise from the Ashes by beating you here right now.

*crowd pop*

"The Rapid King" Shaz!!!

*Shaz's music hits as the crowd boo the hell out of him*

Shaz: Hanz, so who the hell do you think you are?!

*Shaz walks into the ring and kicks Hanz's IPad and grabs his headphones, and rips them up*

Shaz: Yes Hanz. As much as I despise the EWNCW management, I'm actually gonna stick up for them pigs! They do want you to cut a promo?! What's the problem in that?! Can't you take like what, 20 to 30 minutes out of your "being a dickhead" schedule and cut a good promo?! Absolutely bullshit! And week in and week out, you bitch, and moan, and whine about no getting a title shot?! Absolute pathetic!

Crowd boo*

Shaz: You see Hanz, this is why you are not the EWNCW Ignition Champion! You may have beaten Arius, Daymian Bloodstone and Blue Flash. But the problem is, is that they are nobodies! No one gives a crap about them! I've defeated Blue Flash already! I've defeated Daymian Bloodstone already! I haven't faced Arius yet, but no point. I'll smash him anyday!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: Ok, yes you may have beaten me. But your victory against me, wasn't even a victory. You shouldn't even consider that as a victory. Cause it was a frickin fluke! You know it! Blue Flash knows it! And these fuckin Shaz Haters all know it! I couldn't give two shits if you got inserted into the match! Cause I would literally kick your plastic ass!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: I don't wanna hear your crap Hanz! If you got something to say! Then you should know where my face is! Cause you can say it to my face! However, I still wouldn't wanna hear it. Cause all that comes out of your mouth is absolutely bullshit! I am the best in the world! I am the Most Talented Man That Ever Existed! If EWNCW management need to respect someone! Then it is me! Not you! Not Blue Flash! It is me!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: Now let me go to the other bitch in EWNCW cause it's funny. Blue Flash always vows to beat me and save the EWNCW, but what performance did he show last week? He may have won a match, but let me assure you one thing Flash. Rain pinned Ferrell, meaning that you didn't pin me at all. Rain technically won the match. After the match, Hanz Gruber beat him down. Me, Ferrell and Gruber stood tall in the ring. Flash, I am totally invincible. I have been the EWNCW Rage Ignition Champion for 4 months now. And there is nothing you can do about it, besides jobbing to yours truly, Shaz.

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: And then you Hanz come out here and stab me in the back! Congratulations Hanz you motherfuckin son of a bitch! I swear to god when we get in the ring in a match! I will give you the most vicious beating of your life! Hell, I might even stab you in the back! Except that I will do it with a real knife!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: I am the best wrestler in the EWNCW. I get disrespected by the EWNCW management! Not you Hanz! It surprises me at the level of stupidity that you have! Your IQ is lower than your frickin ring ability! You consider me a thug don't you? Like these pigs. Well, bring it fuckin on! Let the haters all hate! I think I can allow myself to another title. The haters title! Hahaha!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: I am a real champion! Unlike Krystian Krysys! Who is an absolute mug! I'm an easy target am I?! Well that explains why I'm the EWNCW Rage Ignition Champion doesn't it! Another one of your opinions is wrong..AGAIN. For you to talk to me like that, is like a poor man talking to a rich man. You're the poor man. And I'm the rich one. My time will come! You can carry on chatting shit about me not having a title! But I will win that title Krysys! Trust me!
*Crowd boo*

Shaz: But that isn't all! There is another guy, in fact he is probably in this building right now! Who goes by the name of Ryan "The Freak" Wells! Well guess what, he calls me a fake champion each week! Absolute bullshit! As far as I'm concerenced, you gave me the fake "I'm not 100%" bullshit after I beat you to earn my shot at the Rage Ignition title! And I've got it here with me!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: You see this belt. You see why it is so shiny, clean. Because I polish it every night! I clear the dirt that has been given to it! I respect this title more than anyone else! I'm from Brixton, London! And I just recently found out, that in Brooklyn, New York. They have a shop under my name! The name "Shaz" is printed on there! Wow! Brooklyn must love me! However, the love that they give me. I'm not gonna return it!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: Both of you so called "wrestlers" are just nobodies! Trust me! I know how to deal with nobodies! I vow to clear the trash in EWNCW! Which includes the wannabe Superman, Blue Flash. And the imbecile, Transexual Gruber! Oh yeah thinking of that. Have you realized Hanz, that your name sounds like an actual sexuality?! Jheeze. I only found out last night!

*Crowd boo*

Shaz: You two should go ahead. And shut your mouths! Cause at Rise of the Ashes! Only one thing will happen! I shall guarantee you people victory! Cause victory is part of my life! Part of my brain! I define victory! I define best! Cause I am the best in the world! I am the Most Talented Man That Ever Existed! And there is nothing! I mean NOTHING! That can take that away from me!

*Crowd boo as Shaz smirks*

John Cleverly

*Cleverly comes onto the stage, with a microphone in hand*

JC: Ok, Shaz, that’s enough! I am not going to argue with you, you are a great champion here on Rage, I respect you and for that seen as you don’t seem to care anyway, I am going to give Hanz Gruber a chance to earn a spot in the Rage Ignition Championship Match at EWNCW Rise from the Ashes 2012, and the way I am going to do that is make Hanz Gruber vs The Blue Flash right now! And if Hanz wins then the match becomes a triple threat.

CP: Wow! Barely a moment to catch our breath here!! The match is about to start here, but just to summarize quick, it's Hanz Gruber vs The Blue Flash here, and if Gruber wins, he's inserted into the match on Sunday!

DT: An all or nothing chance for Gruber here!! He has to take it if he wants a shot at that belt!!
And it seems the champ has taken a seat at ringside to watch this one!!

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 06:13 PM

The Blue Flash/Rey Mysterio vs Hanz Gruber/Taijri

stop at 8:50

*Gruber has Flash on the top turnbuckle, he lifts him into position for the superplex and hit it.*

CP: And a massive top rope superplex!

DT: And now, Chris they are both down.

CP: Indeed Dick and you’ve got to believe its all about who gets to their feet first

*Both men, slowly start to stir, timidly they get back to their feet and exchange shots,

*rights and lefts, Gruber gets the upper hand on Flash, rocking him with some heavy shots now, Gruber whips Flash across the ring, Gruber goes for a big boot, but Flash slides underneath and then hits backstabber on Gruber*

DT: Big impact counter, can Flash get the win here?

*cover*

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CP: Gruber kicks out, and the thousands in attendance, including me, thought that was all see wrote.

*Flash pulls Gruber up to his feet, and goes for the side effect, Gruber hits two elbows to the temple, Gruber counters into a DDT, he spikes Flash right on his head!*

*Cover*

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CP: Now its Flash’s turn to deny to die!

*Flash goes for The Blue Moon Knee, lifting Gruber into a Belly to Back hold but before he can bring in the knee, Gruber counters with a Bulldog, Gruber then sizes Flash up and hits superkick!*

CP: The Leg is hooked.

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*Shaz rushes to the ring and out of nowhere pulls Gruber from the ring and socks him in the face with a punch, Gruber goes down, Shaz heads back up the ramp, making a quick exit*

CP: What is going on here? Shaz has just nailed Gruber in the face!.

*The referee is flustered for a minuet, finally he calls for the bell, a confused Jason McManus goes over to the referee, the two deliberate for a moment...*

JMcM: Ladies and Gentleman, the referee has ruled this match a No Contest due to interference.

Winner: N/A.

CP: Well I can’t believe that, a fantastic back and forth match, and that damned Shaz just wanted t the spotlight back on him, and I don’t know what Cleverly is going to do about this, but Sunday, Shaz, the world will be watching you, lets see if you can deliver on your claims!

DT: A distraught Hanz Gruber here, Flash looks none to pleased as well.

CP: Well we have to take a commercial break, but stayed tuned Ladies and Gentleman a huge six man tag still to come, plus I wonder if Cleverly will do anything about Shaz and the controversy that’s been created here.

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 06:19 PM

*Daymian Bloodstone and Andy Amazing emerge at the top of the ramp to a great reception fron the crowd. They don’t look to happy though as they make their way down to the ring.*

Christopher Pentalion: Welcome back to Rage folks, and you join us with Daymian Bloodstone and Andy Amazing coming out here!!

Dick Thompson: Now, these 2 young men have been trying their hardest to have an excellent match here for weeks, but each time they’ve been interrupted by an unknown individual!!

CP: Unknown until last week of course, when this man was revealed to be none other than The Prophecy!! And with The Prophecy now here in EWNCW, a sense of mystery has descended and you get the feeling that everyone’s looking over their shoulder!!
But let’s see what these 2 have to say here tonight!!

Bloodstone: So for the past few weeks we have been stalked by a faceless man who had to use light shows to gain the upper hand on us.

Amazing: Then when we finally found out who is was we could only, well laugh.

Bloodstone: I mean really it's The Prophecy who decided to make me and Andy his bitches? What in the hell is that about.

Amazing: Must be his way of trying to send a message, only he knew he couldn't take either of us on so he uses light tricks to get the goods.
But on Sunday,us 2, we ARE going to have our match. We’re 2 of the best in this company, and these fans deserve to see us 2 put on the best match they’ve ever seen!!

*the lights suddenly cut and the arena goes dark*

CP: Ohhh man!! Not again!!! Where is he?!?!

DT: He’s behiiiiiiind you Chris!!!!!

CP: WHAT?!?! WHERE?!?!?!

DT: Haha!! Ahhh, you amateur!!

*the tron then lights up and The Prophecy is seen*

The Prophecy: "The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience. So said Tolstoy, and it is a mantra I have taken to heart for far too long. Lurking in shadows, hiding amongst the unknown. My messages of your fates have caused me to seek solace in the arms of uncertainty, but like all things that solace will die. You felt the wrath of impending destruction, as the face of your fears was realised. The Dark Prophecy has made his presence known in EWNCW, and my drive will not dwindle, my desires will flourish and the blood of the innocent will pour leading to an age of decadence, and age of hope for the hopeless...an age of Darkness. Bloodstone and Amazing, your destinies will once again intertwine with each other in a feeble attempt to bring joy to others. I dislike that ideal, as I have Risen once, so shall I Rise again my friends, beware the darkness, and beware The Dark Prophecy for he comes for you".

*a blinding light shines behind The Prophecy and it gets brighter and brighter, until all you see is a silouhette of the man, and then the tron goes completely dark again.
The lights then come back up as Bloodstone and Amazingfrantically look around*

Bloodstone: Look here Proph! Me and Andy are two of the best entertainers and wrestlers this place has to offer and at Rise from the Ashes no one, not even you, the poetic vampire will stop us from giving these people one hell of a match! But if you want to show up on Sunday, then be our guest, because we have no problem in taking out the trash!

*Bloodstone and Amazing drop their mics and go to pose to the crowds as the musc plays out.*

CP: Well a statement of intent from Bloodstone and Amazing there!! They’re going to have their match at Rise fromt he Ashes, and if Prophecy wants to show up, then he’s getting taken out!!

DT: I can’t wait!! On one hand, we’ll get to see one hell of a match, on the other hand, we’ll get to see a pain in the ass get his ass handed to him!! A win win situation!!

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 06:24 PM

CP: And here comes the EWNCW Evolution Champion to a stellar ovation as always, it was one week ago that Wells finally had the chance to get Istvan Gretzky out of his face, but due to a time limit; Wells, came so close, but couldn’t get it done.

DT: Well I was watching last week as the rest of you were and we were all caught up in that fantastic match that we forgot they only had ten minuets, and sadly there was no conclusive winner.

CP: Well I wonder what the Evolution Champion has to say about that right now.

*Ryan Wells' music hits, and the crowd booms in cheering, because the Evolution and People's Champion is in the building, with his music around his waist, he makes his way to the ring, high fiving fans as he goes to the ring, ready with a mic in his hand*

Wells: So...I guess you all know who I am already, good. *Crowd laughs with Wells* But hello there, and this is Rage, the best frickin' show on Earth! Besides Brutality, WarZone and Inferno of course, but they're all equal! But anywho...last week, we all saw what happened and the bullshit that transpired, unfortunately.

*Crowd boos, thinking about the match last week between Wells and Gretzky*

Wells: Yeah, I know. If I had just a few more seconds, despite walking out still champion, I would've shown not only to all of you, that know I deserve this title around my waist, but also that ridiculous Russian, that he needs to get off his very high-horse and get the truth in his head, that this is my title, and never, ever will be his! I worked hard for 10 months for this, for this title, in honor of Marcus, and for all of you! And this title, will, I repeat, will never ever leave my waist!

*Crowd erupts, at Wells' determination and fighting spirit*

Wells: I'm a fighting champion, no damn doubt about that, and I'll fight whoever I need to fight, who thinks they have what it takes to win, to beat me, which in reality is no one. But I don't care, I can teach anyone a lesson, I don't care, I'm not afraid to give them a little pain for knowledge, I'm right here, 24/7, you all know that! But Gretzky, you've had your chance, and failed, and it was only 1 second away from me being declared the winner. No matter the result of any match we have, I'll win, and walk out the same exact way I came in, victorious, strong, and the Evolution Champion, especially, when I have the best damn fans in the world in my corner, on my side, rooting me on and booing you, the fans of EWNCW!

*Crowd again goes crazy, causing deafening noise and cheering, cameras can be seen showing moms covering their small childrens' ears*

Wells: I have proved I'm not only a fighter, but a winner, ever since I got here, with all of you on my side, cheering me on, to my feud with Bloodstone, which yes, I didn't capture the belt, but made me stronger, to when I beat Rumulus at Pain for Treasure to win the Evolution Championship, to now, where I am still champion after 2 months, and it will go on forever, because I am champion, with all of you on my side! So bring it on Gretzky, or anyone else for that matter, you want to fight, BRING IT ON!

*Crowd again goes berserk, chanting "Bring it On, Bring it On"*

#Istvan Gretzky#

CP: Here he comes “Red Hot” Istvan Gretzky!

DT: A violent competitor and a violent orator, he seems to attack his opponents with words like nobody else can.

"Red Hot" Istvan Gretzky: Whoa, whoa, hold the phonebox, Rodney WellBoy! You must be wearing your big boy panties back to front if somehow you is thinking that Istvan was going to lose last week, kurwa!! Look upon Istvan vascular back and shoulders and ask 'self if you ever had a hamsters chance in K-Jammin's asshole of ever holding them down for the three-two-one, kurwa. Eh?

*Ryan Wells almost breaks kayfabe by laughing.*

Gretzky: Look upon the veins that run all over Istvan's vascular arms made from fallen star, kurwa, and ask 'self if a well-boy like yourself could ever know what it is like to have such royal blood pumping through your body such as great Istvan Gretzky. Ask yourself if a man who was actually born into a well could ever actually know what it is like to be the calibre that Istvan is. The only answer you can give yourself is no, kurwa. And, yes, peoples, Istvan is no lie when Istvan is sayin Rodney was actually born in well. People in the back, can please put up picture of Rodneys hometown on the ECWNtron.

Yes, peoples, this is where ol' Rodders mother squated and gave birth to him on a cold summers night in a town only those cursed by a gypsy can pronounce. It is also where he was born and raised, so please can you all forgive him for his piss-water-personality, and his bitterly cold attitude towards great Polish hero. It would also explain why he is such a melt and is as transparent as the water he fell into upon entering world now owned by Istvan. Istvan knows full -pardon the pun- well, what Rodney is all about, and it isn't champions material, kurwa. Istvan is greatest catch-as-catch-can-grapples champs of all of the times, kurwa, and Istvan is tired of not have recognition, kurwa!! Istvan is only man in ECWN who have VASCULAR ARMS MADE FROM FALLEN STAR, AND ISTVAN CAN BREAK ANY MAN AROUND HERE IN HALF WITH BARE HANDS, KURWA!!

Including little.. kielbasa blowing.. Shit eating.. Half-man, half-frog, batty boy, like you, Rodney!

Istvan gowno on your talents, kurwa! Istvan take pants down and GOWNO, KURWA!

Istvan spit on your grave after Istvan crush life from your childslike lungs next time we meet in a.... Best of three falls no limits on time match, kurwa! That way Istvan will get to beat you twice in one catch-as-catch-can-grapples match, and we can finally end this waste of time and talent of great and busy Istvan Gretzky. Istvan is on a rocket to the top, Rodney Wells, and you're just gonna get burnt by "Red Hot" if you get in his way, kurwa.

How does it go, peoples?

*Istvan holds up two vascular fingers, and yells..

"Two Straight for Isty Baby!!"*

*Wells nods his head in agreement, he extends his hand to Istvan, who stares at it for a moment before slowly shaking Wells hand, The Evolution Champion quickly pulls “Red Hot” in close, the two men are nose to nose, their eyes protruding with intent and intensity*

CP: It’s this Sunday for the Evolution Championship: Ryan Wells defends against “Red Hot” Istvan Gretzky in a two out of 3 falls match!.

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-23-2012, 06:34 PM

CP: We’re back here on Monday night Rage, live from Milwaukee, Wisconsin!! And we’re here gearing up to a huge 6 man tag team match main event!!

DT: I’ve had a ball here Chris!! I’m so much better than that other guy aren’t I?! What was his name again?

CP: Bodom, you mean EWNCW legend Bodom.

DT: That’s right, him! Amateur!

CP: Well you better hope he isn’t watching the broadcast, he might take offense to that!

DT: Pshhhh!! You think I’m afraid of him?! I’m the lead anchor of EWNCW for God’s sake!! I HAVE A MOUSTACHE DAMNIT!! And the crowd love me, unlike that asshole!! I love this city!! LET ME HEAR YOU GIVE ME SOME LOOOOOVE PEOPLE!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!

*Dick Thompson gets up on the commentary desk*

DT: MILWAUKEE!! MILWAUKEE!! MILWAUKEE!!

*he continues to chant and fistpump as the crowd join in with him.
Pentalion simply facepalms*

CP: *sigh* Why me? Why do I have to work with these guys?!

*Thompson finally sits back down as the crowd continue the chant*

DT: Yeah! See? The LOVE me here in Milwaukee!

CP: Allright, can we please get on with the broadcast now, DICK?

Jason McManus: This next match is a 6 man tag team match scheduled for one fall!!

Seraphim

JMcM: On his way to the ring, coming to us straight down from heaven, Seraphim!!

CP: And first out here tonight is Seraphim, a former World title contender in his own right!!

DT: He was incredibly close to winning that big one not too long ago. You do have to worry for someone that’s hearing voices in his head though...

CP: Indeed, but he’s now in the middle of a Mexican standoff between himself, Ronaldo Romulus and Kayden James. All preaching different ideals, all with their own agenda.

DT: Ahhh, it’s all the same mumbo jumbo at heart.

Jman

JMcM: And his partner, from Philladelphia, Pennsylvania, Jman!!

CP: And here’s the man that will officiate the World Heavyweight Championsip match on Sunday; Jman. He made it very clear at the beginning of the night that he’s in EWNCW for his own gain, nobody else’s.

DT: Well he’ll have to work as part of a team here tonight, buat after seeing what he did last week, you have to wonder if he’s capable of really doing that.

'The Machiavellian' The Beard of Zeus

JMcM: And their partner, from Nottingham, England, ‘The Machiavellian’, The Beard of Zeus!!

DT: Wait a minute, why does his name sound familiar?......

CP: Well while you think about that, TBOZ will be facing K-Jammin for the World Championship on Sunday!! Can he regain his place at the top of Rage and EWNCW again?!

Ronaldo Romulus

JMcC: And their opponents, from Sao Paulo, Brasil, Ronaldo Romulus!!

DT: This man seems t be stepping up his game here in EWNCW, he’s determined to show these people the way, and lead them to a new era here in EWNCW!

CP: Ronaldo has indeed been pretty relentless as of late in trying to open the eyes of the fans so to speak, but they don’t seem to be taking to kindly to him.

'The Archangel' Kayden James

JMcM: And his partner, from Ider, Alabama, ‘The Archangel’, Kayden James!!

CP: The man that Ronaldo has branded the Antichrist, but ‘The Archangel’ will get his chance to beat some sense into Ronlado on Sunday as he faces him and seraphim in that triple threat!

DT: It’s a Mexican standoff Chris, not a ‘triple threat’ as you put it. A Mexican standoff sounds much better don’t you think?! And it seemed to me that James started the beating early when he rushed Ronaldo earlier tonight!

K-Jammin

JMcM: And their partner, from London, England, he is the World Heavyweight Champion, K-Jammin!!

CP: Well, he’s not liked by, well, anybody. But he’s looking strong with that title isn’t he?

DT: He is indeed. But as we saw last week, if things don’t go his way, he can flip out at anyone!! WE’RE NOT SAFE OUT HERE DAMNIT CHRIS!!!

CP: We have a job to do here Dick! Pull yourself together!!

DT: I am together! Are you together?! I’m a professional!

CP: Well let’s be professional and call this match here then.

Punk = TBOZ, Bryan = Seraphim, Jericho = Jman vs Ziggler = K-Jam, Otunga = Ronaldo, Henry = James

(stop at 8:15)

CP: What the hell is Jman doing?! He’s leaving?!

DT: I believe he’s staying true to his words Chris. He did say at the start of the show that he’s helping nobody, and if Jman says it, then it’s the truth!!.... Wait,.... that’s my motto!!!

CP: Well Jman did indeed say that, and he’s stamping his authority here. He’s really not going to help anybody here! Not K-Jam last week, and not TBOZ and Seraphim this week!!

*meanwhile in the ring, TBOZ and Seraphim are stunned, looking and shouting at Jman, who’s stopped at the top of the ramp, hands on hips, looking not bothered at all.
Suddenly, Seraphim is brought into the ring the hard way via Kayden James, who’s rushed him, despite not being tagged in. He then begins a ground and pound attack of Seraphim.
K-Jammin has rolled out of the ring and gone to get his title.*

DT: Well looks like somebody’s had enough here!

CP: Well yeah, K-Jammin seems to have had enough of this match and has grabbed the EWNCW title here, he’s leaving!!

*Suddenly though he’s met by a charging TBOZ who comes at him with a dropkick to the knee before planting him with a DDT!!*

CP: DAMN!! TBOZ just cought him with the Crumbling Olumpus there!! On the outside here!! That’s going to leave a mark!!

*Meanwhile in the ring, Kayden James has Seraphim in a heap in the ring, as he turns his attention to Ronaldo who seems to be trying to direct James to do more damage to Seraphim.
Instead however, James gets up and levels Ronaldo with a sitout bodyslam*

CP: And Ronaldo there downed by the Angel Among us from Kayden James!!

DT: It looked like Ronaldo was trying to direct some traffic there, but I don’t think that James was playing on the same side!!

*TBOZ has now started to take apart the commentary table*

CP: Oh my! I think we need to get out of the way Dick!!

*Thompson’s scotch goes tumbling to the floor, along with what was left of the bottle*

DT: By the Beard of Zeus!! My scotch!!!

*TBOZ then drags K-Jam onto the table, and follos him up. He then hooks him up and after looking out to the crowd, he plants him through the table with a fisherman suplex!*

CP: Divine Intervention through our commentary table!! Damn what a mess!!!

*Kayden James stands in the ring with Ronaldo and Seraphim downed, while TBOZ is seen clutching the World Heavyweight Championship. We also get a shot of Jman on top of the ramp, sarcastically clapping and smiling*

CP: What a mess here in tonight’s main event!! Rage is ready for Rise from the Ashes folks, we can only hope that you are ready with us!! Have you had fun out here Dick?

DT: ....But.....my scotch..... my 50 year old scotch!!....

CP: Ok, well, I’m sure we’ll get more updates on that story as we get them eh?!
Thank you for joining us here tonight folks, see you at the ppv, and goodnight!!

**Tommy Thunder** · 08-30-2012, 06:45 PM

***Exclusive Breaking News***

Dick Thompson: Good evening folks, EWNCW anchorman Dick Thompson here with some exclusive breaking news!!

As we've been reporting for the past couple of weeks, EWNCW management have been busy working on a major announcement that would have implications on the entire EWNCW singles rosters of both Monday night Rage and Thursday night Inferno. Well folks, the time has come, we have all the details, and here it is.

Both GM's John cleverly and Nathan Staples were told by EWNCW management approximately 2 months ago to come up with an unique new concept that would challenge the superstars both mentally and physically, while also garnering some much needed interest back in the waning EWNCW product.
So to tell you a little more about what they've come up with, my colleague; EWNCW reporter Jonathan Sanchez is standing by with both John Cleverly and Nathan Staples to bring you the announcement!:

Jonathan Sanchez: Thanks Dick! Mr Cleverly, Mr Staples, thanks for your time. so tell us, what have you come up with for EWNCW?

Nathan Staples: Well it's very simple. There has been a lot of speculation as to what this announcement would be. I've heard speculation that we're going to war with another wrestling company. But that's not it. I've heard others suggest that we've actually bought another wrestling company, but it isn't that. Some have even suggested that we're cutting down and merging into one big brand! But that's just ridiculous. In fact, all the theories I've heard are way out of the ball park.

John Cleverly: That's right. We were told to come up with a concept. Something to draw in the fans. And we think, we hope, that we've got it with this.
As we've been saying, it's something that has a bearing on both the Rage and Inferno singles rosters. The Brutality roster won't be affected by this.

Sanchez: Right, but what exactly have you come up with? The fans are dying to know!

Staples: The first thing I can announce is that there will be no Rage or Inferno shows between now and our next ppv; 'No guts, No Glory'. The next ppv will happen 5 weeks from this Sunday. But instead of Rage and Inferno, we're going to have 5 Supershows.

Cleverly: But these won't just be your average Supershows. Oh no, we've branded this series of Supershows; 'EWNCW: War Games'.

Sanchez: 'War Games'? And what is 'War Games' pray tell?!

Staples: Well I'm glad you asked Sanchez. You see what we've done, is we've jumbled up the entire main EWNCW singles roster, and we've divided the talent into 3 classes, or divisions; Ignition division, mid card division, and main event division.

Cleverly: Each division will compete with each other in a league fashion over the 5 weeks. At the end of the 5th War Games supershow, we will have a winner to each division. The winner of each division will get to choose which title he wishes to challenge for in the following manner; the winner of the Ignition division will get to chose to challenge for the Rage Ignition championship, or the Inferno Ignition Championship. The winner of the mid card divisin will et to choose between the International Championship or the Evolution championship. And the winner of the main event division will get to choose between challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship or the EWNCW championship.

Staples: A runner up will also be determined via a play off between the second and third placed superstar in each division. They will get to challenge for the title that wasn't picked by the winner of their division. And all these title shots will occur at 'No guts, No Glory'.

Sanchez: Wow, well that's certainly interesting and innovative!

Staples: Ah, but we're not done! You see this concept as you say is all good, but we've devised a way to make it even more interesting. You see, each week, there will be a roulette wheel at the show, and on the roulette wheel there will be a selection of 8 match stipulations. The superstars will compete against each other in War Games style matches each week determined by the spin of the wheel, as they aim to become the top superstar of their division by the time of the ppv.

Sanchez: Goodness! So a pretty intense concept!!
What about the classes or divisions as you called them? Any indication on who's going to be in what division? And what about the stipulations? What kind of matches could we expect to see?

Cleverly: I'm sorry, but we're out of time here. We've submitted all vital information to the news team, I'm sure they'll report the necessary details. Good day Jonathan.

Sanchez: Ok, thank you for your time gentlemen. Well a huge announcement there. I hope you got all that Dick, and I hope that those additional details have made their way to you!

Dick Thompson: Thanks Johnathan! And yes they have. I have here in front of me those details that weren't disclosed in that interview.So to recap, the Rage and Inferno roster has been combined and then split into 3 divisions for these War Games, and they'll then compete against each other in a league fashion to become the league winner in order to choose which title to fight for at No Guts, No Glory. On top of that, in keeping with the War Games name, the matches in which the superstars will compete in will all be stipulation matches!!
I have here with me EWNCW legend Bodom *cough*who'sacrapcommentator*cough* who's going to discuss this announcement with me.

Bodom: You ok there, DICK? You seem to have a nasty cough there?

Thompson: Not at all, I'm fine, I'm a professional!! So the announcement?

Bodom: Well it's brand new unique concept that's for sure. I can't imagine how tough it's going to be going through 5 weeks of stipulation matches though. That's going to be hell on the bodies of these superstars.

Thompson: Indeed. We can actually announce to you exclusively some of the superstars that will participate in each division as I have the listings in front of me here, so here's who we know is competing thus far, and which division they will be in:

Main event class:

Krystian Krysys
The Beard of Zeus

Mid card class:

Mark Dimension
Seth Ferrell

Ignition class:

The Blue Flash
Hanz Gruber
Bam Virus
Kyojin

Bodom: Wow Dick, you've really outdone yourself there. That's about 2.4% of the roster down. Only 97.6% left to be revealed. Great reporting right there.

Thompson: Hey, I'm only putting out there what I know, ok! Very interesting, some new names in there with the new superstar initiative that's in place. It'll be very interesting to see these talents competing against each other in this fashion.

Bodom: Well the one name that sticks out is the newcomer; Kyojin in the Ignition divsion. An unknown quantity to many perhaps, but if you've done your research you'd know that he's a rising star that's going to do great in this company.

Thompson: The rest of the guys announced there in the class you'd expect them to be in?

Bodom: Mark Dimension perhaps could feel that he should be in the main event class, but he's coming off a loss at Rise from the Ashes, but the rest I think will feel they're in the class they should be in.

Thompson: Ok, well thanks for your insight Bodom, I understand that you have to go now as you're working some EWNCW live events, so we'll see you next week on the first EWNCW War Games Supershow!

Now I hear you all asking folks how the league system for each division will work. Well, never fear, because I have that information in front of me here!
It's actually very simple. If a superstar wins a match, he receives 3 points. A draw, and all participants receive 1 point, and a loss gets you absolutely nothing. Since a draw cannot be achieved in stipulation matches (due to there being no rules in may of them), a time limit of 20 minutes has been put on every match, making it so that the only way you are able to get a draw is through the time limit exceeding.

And to confirm, the league leader at the end of the War Games gets to choose which title he goes for. Then a runner up is decided via a play off between the second and third placed superstar and the winner of that match gets to fight for the title that wasn't chosen by their division winner.

At this point in time, we do not have any information on the stipulations that will be on the roulette wheel at the shows. All we know is that the wheel will have a set of 8 different match stipulations each weeks, and the stipulations will change completely from week to week.
We hope to have more information on the stipulations themselves, as well as more talent reveals for the classes as we get closer to the first War Games supershow!

This is exciting news indeed folks!! The first supershow is scheduled to happen a week tonight, and a series of 5 War Games supershows will lead us all the way to 'No Guts, No Glory'!!
Stay tuned for the latest on this huge announcement folks!

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