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Jason McManus: This next match is scheduled for one fall, in the ring, from Cleveland Ohio, Harley McCarthney!!
*Harley McCathney is seen in the ring getting ready for a match. He waves to the crowd before going to stretch his legs in the corner with the aid of the ropes.*
Christopher Pentalion: I'm hearing that we're now going to see the debut of that brand new superstar we alluded to at the top of the show. So here's the big moment Bodom, any last minute guesses as to who it could be?
Bodom: Well I've been spending some time down in EWNCW's developmental territory to help with the scouting and evaluating of talent, and I did pick out one or two that I personally thought that were ready to make the jump to the main roster here. So I'll hazard a guess at it being one of those guys.
*Chris Divine walks out from the back to a chorus of boos from the fans who know of him. He stands at the top of the ramp, posing, as pyro's fall behind him. The camera's turn to the ring, where we see a man standing beside the ref.*
Pentalion: What the?! Chris Divine?! Chris Divine is the new superstar that EWNCW have signed?!
Bodom: I don't like McCartney's chances here. I've seen Divine compete around the world, and he's good, really good. This is a big acquisition for EWNCW. A major star in the making from what I've seen of him. A mass of potential.
Pentalion: Well some members of the crowd don't seem too thrilled to see him, they must know of his checkered past.
Bodom: He's not exactly known for pleasing the fans. He's all about him, all about Divine. Know why? Because he's so fine!
*The camera's turn back to Divine who is at the bottom of the ramp, as he climbs onto the apron and into the ring. He climbs a corner, posing, soaking it in, before stepping down. He turns, look at Harley, as he reaches through the ropes for a mic. He returns to the center of the ring, looking at McCartney, as his music fades.*
Divine: This is a joke right? Divine means, someone has to be pulling a prank on Divine. Are there going to be camera's that come out here and someone tells Divine he has been Punk'd? Because quite frankly, you are a joke when it comes to the thought of competition. So, do yourself a favor, do the fans a favor, and just walk out of this ring. Divine has some things to say to these chumpette fans, and quite frankly, you don't need to be out here to listen to it. So go on, get. Go back home to your little indie league where you wrestle in barns.
*Divine looks at Harley, but Harley mouths "I'm here to fight"*
Divine: So you aren't going to leave this ring then?
*Harley shakes his head down.*
Divine: Fine then. Let Divine shake your hand for having some balls.
*Divine walks over, sticking a hand out for Harley. As Harley goes to grab it, Divine smashes Harley over the head with the mic, to a loud thump. McCartney drops to the ring floor, as Divine drops himself, pumping himself up, as Harley slowly gets to his feet. Divine is slow to stand, as McCartney turns into a Divine Intervention! Chris drops Harley, before getting back up and rolls him out of the ring with his foot. Divine grabs the mic once more, as he turns back, looking around.
The crowd are now all booing, firmly against Divine for refusing to face McCathney fairly*
Pentalion: What the hell was that for!! McCarthney was ready for a fair match here, but divine plain and simply refused to face the guy!!
Bodom: Like I said Chris, he's not about pleasing other people. McCarthney is hardly worth Divine wasting time with him!!
Divine: Pay close attention, that right there, is how you take garbage out. Now, Divine was told a few things. Divine stood backstage, as he was told to come out here, kick that good for nothings ass, and then say these words.
*Divine reaches into his pocket, pulling out a piece of paper. He shows it to the camera, but then crumples it up and throws it.*
Divine: Now, obviously Divine didn't have a match with that chumperino, and Divine isn't going to read from some premade script...no...no...Divine is going to speak from the heart. So chumpettes and chumperino's...listen close, because Divine is going to tell you a story. See, EWNCW wanted Divine. They offered an iron clad contract with all the perks, but Divine shot it down, and said he would accept a basic contract, because he wanted to earn what he deserved. So Divine was told to wait, and wait, and wait, and eventually Divine would be brought on the road with the rest of the roster. There was a brief moment where EWNCW management wanted to send Divine to this little company called TWE. Now, Divine was annoyed at this. Divine is the A list star, Divine should be at the end of the card. Divine sells the merchandise, and Divine makes these fans chant holy shit. Divine wasn't going to go to some second rate, third class, gonna throw out yo trash company, when Divine was promised a spot here. So then Divine was told there was this thing called War Games started up, and that they wanted Divine to be a part of it. So Divine waited, and waited, and waited...and guess what, nothing happen. So Divine goes knocking on managements door, and is told, "Hey chris, we are going to have you debut at tonight's PPV, No Guts, No Glory. Be ready man". So Divine flies to the PPV, sits in the back waiting, and waiting, and waiting...and did you all notice, there was neither hied nor hair of Divine? Do you know what is? It's because this company is afraid! This company is afraid of what a man like Chris, So Fine, Divine can do. They...
*Divine is cut off as the lights flicker as the blood gurgling scream of a woman randomly fills the arena. The titantron then lights up to a noticeable gray color before a waterfall of blood comes down continuously. "He is coming.." eventually forms within the blood before the laughter of children then take control of the now light flickering arena. The titantron then shuts off only to turn to static before showing two little Girls singing in a very twisted manner.*
Pentalion: What the hell.....
*The screen shuts off with the mystery man laughing demonically as the lights went back to normal along with the titantron.
Divine pauses, after seeing the video, as the look across his face shows uncertainty. He goes to the side of the ring and can be heard screaming at the ringside personnel: "What the hell was that?! This is Divine's time!! Divine's time I tell you!!"
He is seen muttering something to himself, as he raises the mic.*
Divine: Anyways...like Divine was saying, they are afraid. They've got people like Jesting Madness as their Blacklist champions, Mixed Emotions as the Grand Champions, Andy Cannon as the Ignition Champion, Hanz Gruber as the Rage Ignition Champion, Mark Dimension as the Evolution Champ, King Strem as the EWNCW International Champion, K-Jammin as the EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion, and Tommy Thunder as the EWNCW Champion. Do you know what that shows to Divine? That this company has alot of gold, but not alot of prestige if you catch Divine's drift. The fact is, everyone, whether you are a champion or not, whether you are on Rage, Brutality, or Inferno, you all are on watch now. The Divine One is here, and nothing......and Divine means NOTHING....will ever be the same.
*Divine drops the mic, as he climbs out of the ring, and heads up the ramp.*
Pentalion: Wow, some statement made there by Chris Divine, but he was cut off mid way through there by some strange video.
Bodom: How dare someone do that. That was a pure insult to Divine there.
Pentalion: He did however compose himself to end what he had to say, but he's clearly a bit shaken after that. First McCarthney refusing to leave the ring after being ordered to, and then that strange video on the titantron!
Bodom: Well you would be too if you were to be disrespected twice in the space of a few minutes!!
Pentalion: I digress, Chris Divine is here in EWNCW and is here to make waves, that much is clear as day! He's aiming high and he's aiming long!
*Harley McCathney is seen in the ring getting ready for a match. He waves to the crowd before going to stretch his legs in the corner with the aid of the ropes.*
Christopher Pentalion: I'm hearing that we're now going to see the debut of that brand new superstar we alluded to at the top of the show. So here's the big moment Bodom, any last minute guesses as to who it could be?
Bodom: Well I've been spending some time down in EWNCW's developmental territory to help with the scouting and evaluating of talent, and I did pick out one or two that I personally thought that were ready to make the jump to the main roster here. So I'll hazard a guess at it being one of those guys.
*Chris Divine walks out from the back to a chorus of boos from the fans who know of him. He stands at the top of the ramp, posing, as pyro's fall behind him. The camera's turn to the ring, where we see a man standing beside the ref.*
Pentalion: What the?! Chris Divine?! Chris Divine is the new superstar that EWNCW have signed?!
Bodom: I don't like McCartney's chances here. I've seen Divine compete around the world, and he's good, really good. This is a big acquisition for EWNCW. A major star in the making from what I've seen of him. A mass of potential.
Pentalion: Well some members of the crowd don't seem too thrilled to see him, they must know of his checkered past.
Bodom: He's not exactly known for pleasing the fans. He's all about him, all about Divine. Know why? Because he's so fine!
*The camera's turn back to Divine who is at the bottom of the ramp, as he climbs onto the apron and into the ring. He climbs a corner, posing, soaking it in, before stepping down. He turns, look at Harley, as he reaches through the ropes for a mic. He returns to the center of the ring, looking at McCartney, as his music fades.*
Divine: This is a joke right? Divine means, someone has to be pulling a prank on Divine. Are there going to be camera's that come out here and someone tells Divine he has been Punk'd? Because quite frankly, you are a joke when it comes to the thought of competition. So, do yourself a favor, do the fans a favor, and just walk out of this ring. Divine has some things to say to these chumpette fans, and quite frankly, you don't need to be out here to listen to it. So go on, get. Go back home to your little indie league where you wrestle in barns.
*Divine looks at Harley, but Harley mouths "I'm here to fight"*
Divine: So you aren't going to leave this ring then?
*Harley shakes his head down.*
Divine: Fine then. Let Divine shake your hand for having some balls.
*Divine walks over, sticking a hand out for Harley. As Harley goes to grab it, Divine smashes Harley over the head with the mic, to a loud thump. McCartney drops to the ring floor, as Divine drops himself, pumping himself up, as Harley slowly gets to his feet. Divine is slow to stand, as McCartney turns into a Divine Intervention! Chris drops Harley, before getting back up and rolls him out of the ring with his foot. Divine grabs the mic once more, as he turns back, looking around.
The crowd are now all booing, firmly against Divine for refusing to face McCathney fairly*
Pentalion: What the hell was that for!! McCarthney was ready for a fair match here, but divine plain and simply refused to face the guy!!
Bodom: Like I said Chris, he's not about pleasing other people. McCarthney is hardly worth Divine wasting time with him!!
Divine: Pay close attention, that right there, is how you take garbage out. Now, Divine was told a few things. Divine stood backstage, as he was told to come out here, kick that good for nothings ass, and then say these words.
*Divine reaches into his pocket, pulling out a piece of paper. He shows it to the camera, but then crumples it up and throws it.*
Divine: Now, obviously Divine didn't have a match with that chumperino, and Divine isn't going to read from some premade script...no...no...Divine is going to speak from the heart. So chumpettes and chumperino's...listen close, because Divine is going to tell you a story. See, EWNCW wanted Divine. They offered an iron clad contract with all the perks, but Divine shot it down, and said he would accept a basic contract, because he wanted to earn what he deserved. So Divine was told to wait, and wait, and wait, and eventually Divine would be brought on the road with the rest of the roster. There was a brief moment where EWNCW management wanted to send Divine to this little company called TWE. Now, Divine was annoyed at this. Divine is the A list star, Divine should be at the end of the card. Divine sells the merchandise, and Divine makes these fans chant holy shit. Divine wasn't going to go to some second rate, third class, gonna throw out yo trash company, when Divine was promised a spot here. So then Divine was told there was this thing called War Games started up, and that they wanted Divine to be a part of it. So Divine waited, and waited, and waited...and guess what, nothing happen. So Divine goes knocking on managements door, and is told, "Hey chris, we are going to have you debut at tonight's PPV, No Guts, No Glory. Be ready man". So Divine flies to the PPV, sits in the back waiting, and waiting, and waiting...and did you all notice, there was neither hied nor hair of Divine? Do you know what is? It's because this company is afraid! This company is afraid of what a man like Chris, So Fine, Divine can do. They...
*Divine is cut off as the lights flicker as the blood gurgling scream of a woman randomly fills the arena. The titantron then lights up to a noticeable gray color before a waterfall of blood comes down continuously. "He is coming.." eventually forms within the blood before the laughter of children then take control of the now light flickering arena. The titantron then shuts off only to turn to static before showing two little Girls singing in a very twisted manner.*
Girls: "Your time is cominnnnnnggg... Your time is cominnnnnnngggg.... La...La...La..Lalala."
Girls: "He is the man who opened his crate... He is coming since he is now awakeee."
Girls: "Your journey may have been hard beforrrreee... But the yard you stand in belongs to a man with a hollow coreeee.... La...La...La.... LAAAALLAAAA!"
Girls: "He is the man who opened his crate... He is coming since he is now awakeee."
Girls: "Your journey may have been hard beforrrreee... But the yard you stand in belongs to a man with a hollow coreeee.... La...La...La.... LAAAALLAAAA!"
*The screen shuts off with the mystery man laughing demonically as the lights went back to normal along with the titantron.
Divine pauses, after seeing the video, as the look across his face shows uncertainty. He goes to the side of the ring and can be heard screaming at the ringside personnel: "What the hell was that?! This is Divine's time!! Divine's time I tell you!!"
He is seen muttering something to himself, as he raises the mic.*
Divine: Anyways...like Divine was saying, they are afraid. They've got people like Jesting Madness as their Blacklist champions, Mixed Emotions as the Grand Champions, Andy Cannon as the Ignition Champion, Hanz Gruber as the Rage Ignition Champion, Mark Dimension as the Evolution Champ, King Strem as the EWNCW International Champion, K-Jammin as the EWNCW World Heavyweight Champion, and Tommy Thunder as the EWNCW Champion. Do you know what that shows to Divine? That this company has alot of gold, but not alot of prestige if you catch Divine's drift. The fact is, everyone, whether you are a champion or not, whether you are on Rage, Brutality, or Inferno, you all are on watch now. The Divine One is here, and nothing......and Divine means NOTHING....will ever be the same.
*Divine drops the mic, as he climbs out of the ring, and heads up the ramp.*
Pentalion: Wow, some statement made there by Chris Divine, but he was cut off mid way through there by some strange video.
Bodom: How dare someone do that. That was a pure insult to Divine there.
Pentalion: He did however compose himself to end what he had to say, but he's clearly a bit shaken after that. First McCarthney refusing to leave the ring after being ordered to, and then that strange video on the titantron!
Bodom: Well you would be too if you were to be disrespected twice in the space of a few minutes!!
Pentalion: I digress, Chris Divine is here in EWNCW and is here to make waves, that much is clear as day! He's aiming high and he's aiming long!
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