Christopher Pentalion: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAGE! We have a action packed show here for you tonight from Tampa Florida! We've seen Inferno come from this great city, and it's now Rage's turn as we continue our Florida tour! And I know that you are sure to be talking about this show for weeks on end. As you all know, we’re building up to our PPV, Bred for Combat, and I can tell you folks, tonight is likely going to be a crucial piece of that. So sit back, enjoy yourselves and be prepared to immerse yourself in some good action!
Bodom: My partner here is right! Tonight things are going to be stellar! As seen last week, we had a lot of interesting developments. Ronaldo Romulus, who suffered defeat at the hands of Tommy Thunder, defeated Jman to become the number one contender to K-Jammin’s EWNCW World Heavyweight Title. Now to get there, he had to defeat Seraphim in an opening match, and Jman had to defeat Carlin. Ronaldo proved to be the better man in both of his incursions and that’s why he’s headed to BfC to face Jammin.
Pentalion: Don’t leave out the fact he had to get help from Carlin, who out of nowhere, came down to taunt Seraphim.
Bodom: Seraphim is a big boy, he should have kept his eyes on the prize and not been worrying about what someone, who was not even ringside, had to do. He’s been in this company long enough to know that when the top tier talent is in the ring, you don’t take your eyes off them. That’s why the Voice of the Voiceless has not held a major title, or any title for that matter, in EWNCW.
Pentalion: Right you may be, but now he’s back and he’s gearing up to make his first title reign a big one, if he can make it to the number one contenders spot next time he has a chance.
Bodom: Something he should never have. But in other news, we also saw some turmoil in a tag-team match last week between Wells and Dimension.
Pentalion: Indeed we did, they were scheduled to be partners against Jose and Prophecy. Dimensions, out of nowhere, started to rag on his partner, losing them the match. Just more fuel on the fire for Wells to take back the title he lost at the last pay-per-view. Bodom, your take?
Bodom: I don’t know what to make of it, but they weren’t the only people who had problems last week either. After the match, Jose and Prophecy began brawling, because prophecy has not given Jose an answer to his challenge! Hopefully we can get one tonight! But right now, we have a mega match that needs to be addressed.
Pentalion: That is correct! We have the World Heavyweight Champion opening the show tonight in a match against a man who thinks he should have faced Jman for the number one contender’s spot! Seraphim!
Bodom: Oh god! How did that man weasel his way into this match? I bet he worked some funky voices mojojojo on Cleverly, and that man caved and gave him that match,.
Pentalion: A little too much Powerpuff girl’s there Bodom?
Bodom: Shut up and watch the match before the professor grounds you.
*The camera sweeps towards ring where Jason is holding the microphone*
Jason: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to present to you, our opening match! It is a singles match, scheduled for one fall. First, Straight down from Heaven, it’s the Voice of the Voiceless, SERAPHIM!
*The crowd pops loud as the lights dim and Seraphim’s music plays. A low murmur can be heard as the lights begin to flicker and Seraphim appears with his hands clasped together. He heads down towards the ring, motioning for the lights to come on as he slides into the ring. He pulls off his coat and hands it to the ringside attendant, and begins waiting for the World Heavyweight Champion. As he waits; familiar music hits, but it isn’t that of K-Jammin.*
Bodom: CARLIN IS COMING!
*Seraphim gets ready for a fight as Carlin makes his presence known, but the man simply walks around the ring and takes a seat next to Bodom.*
Carlin: I figured you boys need an educated, objective eye, to the nonsense that Seraphim comes out here spewing. I hope you fellows don’t mind.
Bodom: Of course we don’t! We need a little more class out here to go along with my money. ‘Sides, Pentalion needs a role model.
Jason: Introducing his opponent, the World Heavyweight Champion! K-JAMMIN!
*K-Jammin pokes the World Heavyweight Title out from behind the gorilla position and then follows it out himself. The crowd boos loudly as the cocky young man makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He holds the title up to Seraphim and then leans over the rope, showing it to Carlin. Mouthing, “Neither of you boys had what it takes, now watch what I do to the Angel!” The crowd begins to boo more, as Jammin hands his title off.*
Carlin: See, that’s why I wanted to take that title off that boy. It’s always good to believe in yourself, but that boy fancies himself God’s Gift to EWNCW, and that is just not okay with me. Now his opponent, that’s a completely different animal. He needs to be taken down a peg, more so than K-Jammin.
Pentalion: What has he ever done to you?
Carlin: The fact that he comes down here and waves around the fact he hears voices is enough, and I am going to put a stop to that, ASAP!
Pentalion: Well as we've been seeing recently, K-Jammin has been distracted, so you might get that chance sooner than you think Carlin!
Bodom: You mean that Eden Sky? You know, 2 weeks in a row now this idiot here has turned her away! Have you seen Sky? She's the hottest woman since Trish Stratus!! And last week I made it clear that I was of course available, and....
Pentalion: And you haven't received any reply from her whatsoever have you Bodom!!
Bodom: It's a waiting game Pentalion. But of course, you wouldn't know the slightest thing about women now would you? When I was in God Money, the 4 of us were swimming in women. We had women every night from the moment we left the arena in our limo to the second we stepped back into another arena the next day. THAT is how I know what I'm talking about. So you just sit there and shut the hell up!
Carlin: Shut the hell up! Both of you! I'm more interested in this match than hearing about your women problems!
K-Jammin(Lesnar) vs Seraphim(Angle)
(Stop at 13:15)
Excerpt from Carlin Commentary:
Carlin: He almost had Jammin there, almost - but as always, he comes up short - no wonder he talks to himself!
*As Jammin tries to regain his breath, Seraphim tries to pick himself up from the corner. Jammin makes it to his feet first and begins to stomp Seraphim down in the corner, much to the dual delight and disdain of Carlin and the crowd. Jammin gives a cocky smirk to Carlin, before backing off the downed man. Jammin mocks the crowd, as he watches Seraphim struggle to his feet. As he gets up, Jammin drills him with a clothesline, keeping him in the corner. He hits several short range, strong clothesline in the corner, and then grabs Seraphim’s head, rolling him to the ground. Jammin motions to the crowd who begins to boo him loudly, before scaling the ropes. He looks back at Seraphim and attempts a moonsault. However, Seraphim rolls out of the way - using what power he could muster to make it happen. Seraphim breathes heavy and looks across at the grimacing champion. Both men attempt to get up again. This hard fought battle proving Seraphim deserved to be in the ring with Jammin, even after being shelved. The men get back in each other’s face and start exchanging blows. Rights and lefts!*
Carlin: Look at that, two bitches having a slap fight! No wonder I wasn’t put in this match! I’d have wrestled circles around either of these men and then some! Kurt Angle Who? I’m the Superior Technician!
Bodom: Yes sir, you are!
*Jammin gets the better of the exchange, and whips Seraphim into the ropes. As Seraphim is on the rebound, Jammin attempts a kitchen sink, but Seraphim leaps over it, and rolls. He brings himself back up and blasts Jammin with a Superkick!*
Carlin: Even his kicks lack power!
*Seraphim has Jammin set up perfectly though - he whips him off the ropes following the kick and then drills him with another kick!*
Pentalion: OH LORD! HE HIT CITY OF ANGELS! What was that about a weak super kick?!
Carlin: Shut up, Pentalion, before I show you the City of Angels. That’s exactly why he is going to fall on my blade like James did!
*Seraphim goes for the pin.....