OFFICIAL EWNCW Rage Thread

[Tommy Thunder]

*The arena come live and te cameras start looking over all the arena. There are crowd cheering and holding up their signs. We then zoom into Pentalion who is at his commentary chair.*

Pentalion: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Rage, LIVE from Greenville, Mississippi!! I'm Christopher Pentalion here and well my broadcast partner is not here with me at the moment.

*The camera zooms out and reveals the empty chair of Bodom.*

Pentalion: He is actually in the ring. He has chosen to speak some words here tonight. So, let's head over to the ring.

*We then move to the ring and see Bodom trying to quiet the crowd down a bit.*

Bodom: Yeah yeah, settle down you idiots, I'm not here to address all of you. I'm not out here because of you. I'm out here because of my friend 'The Machiavellian' The Beard of Zeus. On behalf of my friend 'Gods Golden Son' Rich Cranium. On behalf of 'The One man Muscle Mountain' Splattered Dreams. I'm out here to defend the legendary name of God Money.

*the crowd pop loud*

Bodom: I'm out here because Shaz thinks he's some kind of hot shot because he injured TBOZ. He thinks he's a real player because he seems to be able to beat people up. Well let me tell you Shaz you little rodent, I have beaten up my fair share of people in the past. I've beaten up people. I've won championships. I've been the man! But at In Violence We Trust, I'm going to get old school on your ass. I'm going to beat you to within an inch of your life. Because at In Violence We Trust, anything goes, and you don't want to be in the ring with ME, the Wrestling GAWD in that kind of environment!

*the crowd cheer, and one fan in the front row shouts "I LOVE YOU BODOM!"*

Bodom: SHUT UP FAT BOY!! Or I'll come out there and shove that pepsi bottle up your ass!!

*the crowd cheer*

Bodom: You see Shaz, I may not have wrestled a singles match here in EWNCW for a while, but I know for a fact that I'm still in shape. And while I don't need to be in any kind of shape to be able to beat a little runt like you up, I'm going to show you exactly what kind of shape I'm in tonight by facing......

::Ronaldo Romulus::
“Me.”

*Cutting off Bodom from the gorilla position, Ronaldo makes his appearance to the now booing Rage audience, spitting verbal vile and venom upon him like a crazy hailstorm. Adorned in his ring attire and World Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist, Ronaldo gives Bodom a cocky smirk as he stands at the top of the ramp.*

::Ronaldo Romulus::
“My, my. Isn’t someone’s ire ever augmenting? Sit back down with your uncultivated partisan and carry on with your measly vocation that actually suits your limited capabilities…lest you throw out a hip in-midst your enthralling diatribe.”

*Ronaldo begins to pace the top of the ramp while looking at the ground, apparently trying to find the right words to best fit the current situation.*

::Ronaldo Romulus::
“You claim that the “honor” of your cohort, The Beard of Zeus, is in need of defending but with reflection on the subject, it should be revealed, to the cognizant mind of course, that such a matter of decorum is not required. At least The Beard of Zeus once possessed this “prestige” trinket that now ornaments my visage. No guileless entity can enumerate such a feat for yourself now, can they? Doesn’t it abrade your self-worth realizing that your fallen friend, while a uncouth serf such as the rest of you…”

*Booing prevents him from saying another word but the momentary obstruction only delays him for a very brief period of time.*

::Ronaldo Romulus::
“Has done more to safeguard his integrity by being the better half of your glorified aggregation? Won’t inevitably failing only counteract your course of misguided goodwill?”

*Now, Romulus starts to make his way down the ramp, never taking his eyes off of Bodom.*

::Ronaldo Romulus::
“Nevertheless, “fat boy”, if you crave for the embrace of the familiarity of your glory days, I hereby appoint myself as the administrator of your ultimate castigation and let it be known to you and the EWNCW that Ronaldo Romulus does not discriminate in his quest for the cleansing of the wicked, even antiquated parasites of relevance like the one standing before you this evening.”

*Both men start to have a pushing match against one another. Once Romulus shoves Bodom, Bodom can be seen with a disgusted look on him. Just as Bodom is about to throw a hard left hand a ref comes down and stops Bodom.*

Pentalion: I couldn't be any happier for a referee to come in and stop this brawl. At least we'll be able to see a great opening match.


(Romulus=Orton, Bodom=Cena, Start at 10:00, End at 17:18)

*Just as Romulus jumps up, Bodom moves out of the way, which causes Romulus to land on his knee.*

Pentalion: I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Go Bodom!

*Bodom streaching out his legs gets up and waits for Romulus to get up as well. Once Ronaldo is up, Bodom chops Romulus down to one leg. Bodom starts to kick Ronaldo's other knee until he is on his knees. Bodom then runs towards the ropes and tries to kick Ronaldo, but instead is greeted with a belly to belly.*

Penatlion: WOW! Romulus pulled that one out real easily. He really doesn't want to lose to Bodom.

*Bodom rolls out to floor, before Romulus is able to anything else. Romulus tries to go to the outside as well, but the ref tells him no. However, once the ref stops to turn around and counts Bodom, Ronaldo goes to the outside on the other side. Romulus waits for Bodom to get up and runs towards him, but Bodom moves out of the way and pushes Ronaldo towards the steel steps.*

Pentalion: Ouch! That had to hurt the champ. And I bet this would be the part where Bodom would say that Ronaldo can suck it up.

*Bodom slowly grabs Ronaldo and tosses him onto the steel part of the ring. He then pushes RR onto the ring and Bodom then gets on the ring apron.....*

Pentalion: Oh god! Not him, not right now.

*Shaz shows up from within the crowd, and jumps over the barricade, and distracts the ref which allows for Bodom to get distracted as well. While Bodom stands behind the ref telling Shaz to leave, RR low blows Bodom. He then grabs Bodom and delivers his finisher, "Wrath of Remus".*

Pentalion: Why did Shaz have to interfere in this match? He should have been banned from ringside.*RR goes for the cover once Shaz steps down from the ring apron and smiles at what he caused.*

1....

2.....

3!!!!!!

McManus: Here is your winner..... the World Heavyweight Champion..... Ronaldo Romulus!!!

Pentalion: Damn it! Bodom so close to winning, but Shaz had to get himself involved there!!

*Ronaldo looks on at Bodom while he leaves and at the same time Ronaldo, Shaz enters. He grabs Bodom and tosses him to the outside near the announcer table. Just as Ronaldo reaches the stage, he turns around and sees Shaz standing. RR is about to lift his title, but then gets turned around by Jman. Jman starts to hit wild lefts and rights at Ronaldo, whom he tackles to the floor. Ronaldo is able to push Jman off him and makes a b-line with his title to the backstage area.*