Bodom: WRONG!!!
*Bodom is on top of the announce table again with a mic in hand as Pentalion is facepalming while shaking his head in despair*
Bodom: Oh sure Shaz. EVERYONE was talking about you last week. EVERYONE has been talking about you all week. But they haven't been talking about how great you are. They haven't been talking about what you did last week. They haven't been talking about what you've done so far in your career. They haven't been talking about your subscription to Playguy magazine, although you would understand why they would be talking about that given what you undoubtedly got up to in prison. But they have been talking about how I beat you down so bad last week that I was the one standing tall at the end of the show, and not you.
*the crowd cheer*
Bodom: If you think that you have any chance in hell of winning the World Heavyweight Championship, then you can think again, because you're about the last person on this planet that deserves it. You know, I think there's more hope of me winning the World Heavyweight Championship than you!!
*the crowd cheer again*
Bodom: But I have no desire in gunning for that Championship, I only have intentions of making you humble when I make you cry like a baby at In Violence We Trust!
*John Clverly emerges onto the stage*
Pentalion: And here comes GM Cleverly! A lot has gone down here, well, apart from Bodom who's got up from his chair and up onto the table here, but I'm sure the GM will put things in order!
John Cleverly: Ok easy here guys, I know that tensions are running high, but I can't have people running rough shop here. I know that you Jman want at it with Ronaldo there, but I don't want you two in one on one action until the ppv. And likewise for you Bodom and Shaz. You have your match at In Violence We Trust, and I can't have you going at it until then.
*the crowd boo*
Cleverly: But before we go any further, I have an announcement to make regarding next week's go home Rage show before our ppv. You all may have noticed that very few stipulations have been set thus far for some of our matches. Well, next week, we will be having a special beat the clock episode of Rage where all matches will be utilizing the beat the clock stipulation in order to decide stipulations for the remaining matches! I won't be announcing what matches will be taking place just yet, but be sure to be on the look out during the coming week for some announced matches!
*the fans cheer*
Cleverly: But for tonight's main event, I'm going to mix things up a bit. Because we're going to see you Jman teaming with your In Violence We Trust opponent; World Heavyweight Champion Ronaldo Romulus, to face Shaz and Bodom!!
You're welcome!!
*the fans cheer*
Pentalion: Damn! Bodom here is going nuts! I can't repeat what he's saying because they're curse words that even I don't know the meaning of!! But that main event is a recipe for disaster isn't it?! What's Cleverly thinking?!?! But that's it!! Jman and Ronaldo facing Shaz and Bodom!! Enemies teaming together!
But that's not all, next week's Rage is a beat the clock special!! All matches with beat the clock stipulations as our Rage superstars battle it out to see what stipulations they will be getting for their matches at In Violence We Trust!
*Bodom is on top of the announce table again with a mic in hand as Pentalion is facepalming while shaking his head in despair*
Bodom: Oh sure Shaz. EVERYONE was talking about you last week. EVERYONE has been talking about you all week. But they haven't been talking about how great you are. They haven't been talking about what you did last week. They haven't been talking about what you've done so far in your career. They haven't been talking about your subscription to Playguy magazine, although you would understand why they would be talking about that given what you undoubtedly got up to in prison. But they have been talking about how I beat you down so bad last week that I was the one standing tall at the end of the show, and not you.
*the crowd cheer*
Bodom: If you think that you have any chance in hell of winning the World Heavyweight Championship, then you can think again, because you're about the last person on this planet that deserves it. You know, I think there's more hope of me winning the World Heavyweight Championship than you!!
*the crowd cheer again*
Bodom: But I have no desire in gunning for that Championship, I only have intentions of making you humble when I make you cry like a baby at In Violence We Trust!
*John Clverly emerges onto the stage*
Pentalion: And here comes GM Cleverly! A lot has gone down here, well, apart from Bodom who's got up from his chair and up onto the table here, but I'm sure the GM will put things in order!
John Cleverly: Ok easy here guys, I know that tensions are running high, but I can't have people running rough shop here. I know that you Jman want at it with Ronaldo there, but I don't want you two in one on one action until the ppv. And likewise for you Bodom and Shaz. You have your match at In Violence We Trust, and I can't have you going at it until then.
*the crowd boo*
Cleverly: But before we go any further, I have an announcement to make regarding next week's go home Rage show before our ppv. You all may have noticed that very few stipulations have been set thus far for some of our matches. Well, next week, we will be having a special beat the clock episode of Rage where all matches will be utilizing the beat the clock stipulation in order to decide stipulations for the remaining matches! I won't be announcing what matches will be taking place just yet, but be sure to be on the look out during the coming week for some announced matches!
*the fans cheer*
Cleverly: But for tonight's main event, I'm going to mix things up a bit. Because we're going to see you Jman teaming with your In Violence We Trust opponent; World Heavyweight Champion Ronaldo Romulus, to face Shaz and Bodom!!
You're welcome!!
*the fans cheer*
Pentalion: Damn! Bodom here is going nuts! I can't repeat what he's saying because they're curse words that even I don't know the meaning of!! But that main event is a recipe for disaster isn't it?! What's Cleverly thinking?!?! But that's it!! Jman and Ronaldo facing Shaz and Bodom!! Enemies teaming together!
But that's not all, next week's Rage is a beat the clock special!! All matches with beat the clock stipulations as our Rage superstars battle it out to see what stipulations they will be getting for their matches at In Violence We Trust!



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