OFFICIAL EWNCW Rage Thread

[Tommy Thunder]

Christopher Pentalion: Hello and welcome everyone to Monday night Rage! We’re here on the back of a fantastic night at Scramento, California where we saw some fantastic matches from the Rage brand!

Bodom: that’s right, Vendetta served up some fantastic matches, where we saw The Rage Ignition championship retained by Shaz, The Evolution Championship retained by Ronaldo Romulus, and The World Heavyweight Championship retained by The Beard of Zeus!

CP: That’s right, we’re here live from the city of Portland, Oregon, I’m Christopher Pentalion, alongside EWNCW legend Bodom as always to help steer you through tonight’s show. So what match from Vendetta stood out for you Bodom?

Bod: Very simple; the main event submissions count anywhere match. TBOZ had to dig deep, real deep to win that match, and he made Silver Cena tap out, AGAIN to retain that title. A fantastic display. And as if that wasn’t enough, after the match, we saw K-Jammin!! He made his debut and made a grand statement, taking out the former champion; Cena with a big time Headjam superkick!!

CP: That was a shocking moment indeed. Just when you thought K-Jam was here to offer his hand and help Cena, he just stabbed him in the back like that. No respect whatsoever shows. But we do know ladies and gentlemen that K-Jammin will indeed be here tonight to explain his actions from Sunday.



CP: Oh!! It looks like we’re going to get our explaination sooner rather than later here Bodom!

Bod: Excellent! I want to see what this man has to say. He’s shown that he’s here to make a statement with what he did on Sunday, let’s see if he can talk it up too here!!

*Outcomes K-Jammin to a mix of boos and cheers, looking extremely smug. He takes a long slow walk down the ramp, then eventually jumps into the ring and demands a mic*

K-Jammin: Incase some of you have been living under a rock for the past year and a half, allow me to introduce myself, my name is K-Jammin. I won't bore you with my life story, but I am the greatest wrestler in the world. I have had more memorable moments in professional wrestling than anyone else in the world, past or present. I've had live sex celebrations, I've had live weddings, in which I left the bride for her sister, and I am a multiple time World Champion. But none of that matters now, I've come out to explain just why oh why I made the shocking choice to join EWNCW.
Well in a nutshell, I want to win championships. I have come to save all of you fans, by giving you a champion you can be proud of. No longer should you all have to be forced to watch these so called superstars here in EWNCW. I'm here to show you what a TRUE superstar looks like. Now, I can just tell that has already lifted your spirits, and that will happen one day soon, but I need you all to be patient, as there is something I want to do before I start swimming in gold. You see, becoming champ is not number one on my agenda. I've been champion before, I know all the pressure and stress that comes with it. So I plan on making an example of some of the guys here, just for fun and to show everyone else in this company just how great I am! And that lucky guy is none other than Silver Cena.
You see, I've been watching this guy on TV for a while now, and he is everything that's wrong with this business. A complete embarrassment, and is totally over rated. I swear down, I will beat the holy shit out of Silver Cena, and anyone else who wants to test my skills. I'm not here to make friends, I'm not here because I love entertaining, and I sure as hell ain't here to please you fans. I'm here for the money, and the power. A new era has started in EWNCW, the era, of K-Jammin.

*Crowd boos*

K-Jam: Oh what's wrong? You’re booing me because I'm not one of those guys who sucks up to you and begs to be loved. Let me tell you something, those guys get nowhere in life! See this is why I plan on taking Silver Cena out for good. He has sucked up to you guys for so long that you guys now think everybody should do the same. You pathetic little sheep do not dictate my actions with your reactions, I'm the one who's in fucking charge here! I'm the one you pay money to see. The spotlight is MINE, and over the next few weeks you will see exactly why EWNCW jumped at the chance to sign me! So sit back, continue to live your sad pathetic little lives, and watch me dominate this place for as long as I want to, no one in this company can stop me *looks into the camera* Because I'm K-Jammin, and your not.

*K-Jammin throws the mic down and heads out to the back to overwhelming boos*

Bod: HA! I OVE this guy already!! He’s here to win titles and that’s exactly what he’s going to do, no doubt!! But before he does that, he wants to show people that he means business by taking out a top star!! Why? Because he can!! To make an example of that idiot Cena!!

CP: I don’t like this guy’s attitude one bit. Taking people out just to make a statememnt and makean example out of them isn’t the way to go about business.
Well we’ve been told that Silver Cena himself is not here tonight, not only due to the hellacious beating he took in the match on Sunday, but also because he has a suspected concussion after he hit his head on the metal ramp following the Head Jam superkick from K-Jammin. So we won’t be seeing him tonight.
However, we’re hearing now that a match has been made for later tonight as we’ll see K-Jammin taking on the former and first ever Evolution Champion Markus Beerstein in one on one action later!!

[Tommy Thunder]

CP: Welcome back to rage, before the break we heard from K-Jammin.

Bodom: Yes, he’s here to that he what he’s got. He WILL start his impressive run with EWNCW later on tonight!

CP: Yes, that’s right, K-Jammin in action later tonight against Markus Beerstein! Should be a great contest between to proven ring warriors!

Bodom: Ew, you agreed with me... I don’t like it. Change your opinion.

CP: No, I’m looking forward to seei---



Bodom: Shut your mouth Chris, Arius is here, his opponent for the night TJ Rage is already in the ring!

CP: He looks like he’s in a bad mood tonight.

Bodom: Of course he’s in a bad mood, you’re still talking while he makes his way to the ring!

CP: Something tells me that isn’t why he is upset right here tonight!

Bodom: Really, you think. I’m fairly certain it doesn’t take a moron to work out why he is angry. Idiot.

CP: No need to be rude Bodom, I’m just trying to do my job.

Bodom: Well you aren’t very good at it... now quiet they are giving him a microphone...

*Arius dosent seem to be up to talking to the crowed tonight after his loss so Alice takes the mic from him and proceeds to speak*

Alice: You know, when we came into EWNCW, Arius told everyone that he would be a big deal. he told everyone that he will make an impact on every single performer here in this compny and nothing has changed. Vendetta was a minor setback in what is still going to be a grand carrer here on Rage as we through everyone and Arius finally gets what is he's and becoes champion.

*Arius seems ready to speak and takes the mic off Alice*

Arius: The bullshit that I have been through since coming to Rage earlier in the year

*Arius stops and re thinks what his going to stay*

Arius: I let myself down at Vendetta, i was talking myself up and not focusing on the match
What are my goals and intentions here in EWNCW? It's not complex, but rather quite simple, I want to win every match that I am in and ultimately win gold. Now, am I never going to lose a single match? I know that might seem far fetched to you simple folk but its comes easy to me and if you want to succeed, you need to set your goals as high as possible so it makes you work just that much harder to eventually conquer it.

I let myself down at Vendetta, i was talking myself up and not focusing on the match and now it's time for my myself along with my career to be appreciated for the very first time. I will no longer fly under the radar, but instead be the main focal point in this company.

*Arius walks up to TJ Rage*

Arius: And sadly for you my delusional freind my uprise begins with you.

Bodom: TJ RAGE IS ABOUT TO GET KILLED!

CP: I really hate to admit it, but you may be right Bodom, Arius is in no mood for messing around tonight!

Bodom: Stop agreeing with me!

CP: I will have whatever opinion I bloody well want! The referee rings the bell as Arius drops the mic and explodes onto TJ Rage.

Bodom: You got that right! Look at Arius beat him down!

*Arius tackles TJ Rage into the corner and starts hammering into him with lefts and rights, the referee tells Arius to get Rage out of the corner, so Arius grabs the back of TJ’s head and hits a running bulldog on him. Arius waits on the ropes as TJ slowly struggles to his knee. Arius runs in and kicks TJ’s head off!*

Bodom: What a kick! Arius is dominating this match.

CP: Someone has to put a stop to this madness, this isn’t wrestling this is a straight up attack!

Bodom: This is great. I love this man’s intensity!

CP: Now what is he doing?

Bodom: I don’t know but I can’t wait to see it!

*Arius stands up his opponent and Irish Whips him into the ropes, he runs at the opposite ropes and hits a crossbody on TJ Rage as they meet in the middle.*

Bodom: What a crossbody by Arius!

CP: It sure was! But does he really have to start laying into him! Can’t he just finish the match!

Bodom: He’s not finished punishing his opponent yet!

*Arius stands up and looks at the TJ Rage laying on the ground. He smiles and kicks him in the head again. He turns Rage onto his back and goes to a corner climbs the turnbuckle and fakes jumping down onto Rage before changing his mind and getting down from the top rope. He goes over and looks to pick up TJ RAGE again.*

CP: WHAT A COUNTER by Rage.

*Rage surprises Arius with a roll up and the referee counts 1 before Arius kicks up. He stands up and looks even angrier than before.*

Bodom: Rage shouldn’t have done that!

CP: Why not, he wants to win!

Bodom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH good one!

*Arius punches Rage in the gut with and picks him up. He holds him up and powerslams him to the floor. He sits on top off him and starts throwing lefts and rights again. The referee starts counting ...1.... 2.....3..... Arius continues his attack...4... Finally just before five Arius stops punching Rage who by this point is out cold. He covers him and the referee makes the count... 1...2...*

Bodom: 3!!!!!! Arius wins in a dominating performance!

Winner: ARIUS!

*Arius rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from beneath the timekeeper before returning to the ring. The referee tries to stop him but Arius pushes him aside and swings the chair down on the back of TJ!*

CP: STOP THIS! It isn’t necessary.

Bodom: Well according to Arius. It is!

*Arius lifts the chair again and brings it down on Rage once more. He lifts the chair again but before he can bring it down.......*



CP: Wait a minute!! I now that music!!

*Arius frantically looks around for the masked warrior of EWNCW, but he's nowhere to be seen!! Then suddenly, The Blue Flash rappels down from the rafters, landing behind Arius!!
He unhooks himself and snatches the steel chair from his hands*

CP: Thank god for that man making the save...

Bodom: Who the hell does he think he is interrupting the show Arius was putting on for us

*Arius turns around and sees Blue Flash standing their holding the chair. He drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. He grabs Alice and they rush up the ramp to the top of the stage.*

Bodom: And deciding that discretion is the best part of Valour Arius has taken Alice and they are out of here.

CP: Looks like he was a bit scared of Blue Flash if you ask me!

Bodom: I didn’t and Arius wasn’t afraid, he saw Flash was gonna hit him with a steel chair and he made sure to get Alice out of trouble.

CP: Well Arius and Alice are at the top of the ramp staring down at Flash holding the chair while he checks on Rage. Let’s head to commercial and clear the ring for more action coming your way right after this.

[Tommy Thunder]

CP: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, plenty of action still to come tonight isn’t there Bodom, but what about what we just saw from Arius before the break.

Bodom: He was ruthless against TJ Rage during and after the match. He is definitely not a man to anger.

CP: Well Blue Flash came out and made the save, how do you think that “The Prodigy” Arius will react next week?

Bodom: Honestly, I don’t think he will wait that long, he is in a bad mood I think he will look to take Flash out ton—

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKRKO-y6wlo

*Bloodstone comes out with a look of frustration on his face. He gets in the ring and looks around the arena before asking for a microphone.*

Bodom: What’s he doing out here?

CP: Who knows, but looking at the look on his face I can only guess he wants to complain about his loss at vendetta!

Bodom: Why don’t you shut up so we can find out?

DB: I don't know what to say. I failed at regaining the Rage Ignition Championship. I thought I had it but the gangster won the damn match. How the hell did that happen?!? How the hell did I lose to him twice? I don't understand what happened at Vendetta...



CP: Okay then, whats he doing here?

*Hanz Gruber walks out to the ring in street clothes with a mic already in hand. Gruber enters the ring and gets right in Bloodstone's face*

Bodom: Again Chris, why don’t you just shut up and we might find out what they are doing out here!

CP: Take your own advice because he’s ready to speak.

Hanz: Well cry me a fucking river why don't you. You lost your damn match at Vendetta so get the fuck out of MY RING little man. This ring is for winners only- such as myself- the supreme ring technician. The best damn thing to come out of the great country of Germany since, um, well beer, the Panzer sisters and German chocolate. Unlike you, I won my match at Vendetta, and it was against a far superior athlete than your sorry ass. So take your bitching and moaning elsewhere and let me show you how a real wrestler should become the Rage Ignition Champion. Incase you are too stupid, or too slow- I will become the Rage Ignition Champion and get the fuck out of the right now before I do something I may or may not regret later.

Damien Bloodstone: Your argument is invalid. See you may have won your little match at Vendetta but unlike you I have actually held gold here in EWNCW. If anything you are the loser. Until you hold gold you are nothing here in EWNCW. You can come out here and call me a loser but the fact is, I am higher on the food chain than you. But instead of talking about it how about I show you. You and me in a match right here right now! I'll beat some respect into you.

Bodom: What a stupid idea, does Bloodestone really want Gruber to kick his ass right here tonight.

CP: I think it sounds like a great match and I for one hope it happens.

*A referee runs down to the ringside and whispers in the announcers ear before stepping into the ring.*

Jason McManus: I’ve just been informed that GM John Cleverly has made this match official.

CP: Well, this is going to be a great match between two superb athletes.

Bodom: And it will be a fantastic win for Gruber here tonight on Rage!

*The referee rings the bell and this one is underway.*


(stop at 9:27)

CP: Gruber is trying to regain his composure right now and his opponent, Daymian Bloodestone, is hanging onto the ropes to keep himself up.

Bodom: This match has taken it out of both him and Gruber and I must say, Bloodestone is doing better than I expected he would.

CP: Well I told you this would be a great match and It has been so far.

*Just as Daymian pushes himself from the ropes and turns around, Gruber decides that enough is enough and he runs towards Bloodestone and hits a clothesline taking both of them over the top rope and crashing to the floor.*

CP: Both men are down on the outside and the referee starts his count. I don’t know whether either of these men have enough energy left in them to get back into the ring.

Bodom: Well Chris, I think you will find that Gruber is fine and will break the count and keep punishing Bloodestone here tonight.

CP: Well the referee is at 6 and neither man has shown any sign of moving on the outside.

*The referee counts six and Gruber and Bloodestone both start moving.*

Bodom: Come on Gruber you German God, get up and get back in the ring.

CP: Way to be impartial.

Bodom: Shut up and shut up Referee!

*The referee counts to 8 and both mean now are upto their knees and using the ring to try and lift themselves up and back into the ring. The ref counts nine and Gruber looks at him. He then looks at Bloodestone and punches him in the face sending him back down to the ground. The ref counts ten and both men are counted out.*

CP: What the he--

Bodom: What the hell, Gruber had this match won but he just let the ref count him out.

CP: Couldn’t agree more.

*Gruber laughs and kicks Bloodestone in the gut and starts walking up the ramp. He gets three quarters of the way up before turning around to see bloodstone chargin in his direction with a determined look on his face.*

CP: And look at Gruber run away from bloodetone like a dog on the fourth of july.

Bodom: He isn’t running from anyone, he simply decided that he had had enough of Bloodestone for one night. I’m sure when Gruber wants to, he will finish what he started tonight!

CP: Well I think we can both agree that this isn’t over between these two men, but I don’t think I can agree that Gruber will get the better of him when they next collide. We will see what the future holds for them, but for now we still have a lot more action here tonight on rage, but first a word from our sponsors.

[Tommy Thunder]

CP: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Earlier this week it was announced by Dick thomspon that an incident took place following Vendetta that involved the Rage Ignition Champion Shaz. A man was attacked in a nightclub and Shaz was arrested and taken into custody for questioning.

Bodom: He isn’t guilty. He is our champion and there is no way he would do such a thing...

CP: Well this is the official statement we were given. EWNCW management has posted the bail for Shaz and he is expected to be here tonight. When that is we don’t know, hopefully he comes ou—



Bodom: Chris King? What the hell is he doing out here?

CP: Word around the back is he thinks Shaz is disgracing the company and the championship that he is holding.

Bodom: I think he forgot that he was beaten by Shaz at Vendetta. Shaz earned the title and he should keep it until someone beats him for it!

*Chris King walks out to the ring and grabs a microphone.*

Chris King: Sunday at Vendetta I lost my match against Shaz for the Ignition Championship. I'm man enough to admit I lost. He beat me. But later that night Shaz was arrested, ARRESTED. One of the people who is meant to represent this company with the utmost respect and honor, was taken into custody. The Ignition Champion is a criminal! Fortunately for Shaz, EWNCW Management made the decision to bail him out, and although they made that decision, I personally believe Shaz should be stripped of the championship for what he did! Not only that, and believe me, I respect every member of EWNCW Management, but bailing him out was a ridiculously stupid decision, Shaz is a disgrace to this company and doesn't deserve to hold that title.



*The crowd boo the music that silences Chris King and they wait for Shaz to appear. But his music plays through and he doesn’t come out. King looks Confused and so do the commentary team.*

CP: We know that Shaz is scheduled to appear tonight and he must not like what King has said about him, but where is he.

Bodom: Maybe he got unjustly arrested again.



Bodom: There’s his music again, why does it keep playing? Where is SHAZ???

CP: I don’t know, he seems to be nowhere to be found.

*The music plays out once again, and still no Shaz appearance. Chris King is getting impatient now and brings the mic back to his mouth.*

Chris King: See this is exactly what I mean, Shaz is not a man who should be representi---



*This time Shaz walks out onto the stage with a microphone in hand.*

Bodom: He’s Here! He’s here, 'The Rapid King' Shaz is here. Our Ignition champion has heard enough from King and now he is here to clear his name!

*Shaz completely ignores King in the ring*

Shaz: So, at Vendetta you saw me defeat both Damien Bloodstone and Chris King to retain my EWNCW Rage Ignition Champion! After that PPV, I..

*HEAVY BOOING*

Shaz: I entered a nightclub, celebrating my victory. However, I drank, and drank..and drank. And I had one too many! And a man approached me, and says 'Haha, look its Shaz, the cheapskate'. And it's obvious that he's a Shaz hater! I was drunk and I stabbed him with my bottle! But you know what? It felt soooo good! I haven't been in that ugly California prison in ages! And to see my enemy Ricky that was the highlight of the day! He pissed himself when I was next to him, just like all you will piss yourselves when your with me! I was originally scheduled to stay for 1 night, but after I beat the shit out the prick I stayed for another day! How dare anyone laugh and tease the Best in the World?! That guy got what he deserved and that's just a little taste of what I would've done to him! I literally would have murdered him! Like I want to murder, each and everyone of you imbrecilles! All of you deserve to suffer a beating from my bare fists! I am the best in the EWNCW! I hate every hater in this building, in this universe! In fact I despise all of you ugly mongrels! LET THE FUCKING HATERS HATE! Call me disgusting all you want, but I couldn't care less! I would put you in the fire of hell! And Chris King! You say I'm making a joke of out the title? Ha! You cant even beat the Ultimate Shaz! So don't talk shit! You say that I should be stripped? No! Cause I earned that belt! Like it or not! King, you are one of the biggest cunts in the EWNCW, its not my fault that I'm a criminal! Its because of these disgraceful fans! That I have to wake up in the morning, to have 'Shaz haters' outside my penthouse! I may be a criminal, but your a freak! Trying to act like a gentleman by taking a loss! Your are just another one of those Shaz haters! You know why I think all of this? Do you know why I want to do all of this? Its because all of you hypocrites put me down! I am the best in the world, however you all think that it's right to put Tommy Thunder and Krystian Krysis before me?! What world were you all born in? Oh wait....did I really need to ask that! I am the Rage Ignition Champion! And I have all you disgraceful haters! Cause I am the Legend of all Legends! The Rapid King! The Best in the World at what I do, and there is nothing and I mean nothing! That can take that away from me!

*Shaz walks backstage leaving Chris King speechless and staring back at the empty stage.*

Bodom: And this is why I love the man. He explained himself perfectly.

CP: Did you even listen to what he said?

Bodom: I heard him talk about him being the champ and that’s all i needed to know he was 100% right in every word he said!

CP: So no?

Bodom: You are so right, Shaz is the best Rage Ignition Champion we have ever seen!

CP: Okay, since Bodom is in his own world, we will take a commercial break and hopefully this show will make more sense when we come back.

Bodom: I miss Shaz, Not in a sexual manner. He should come back out here again.

CP: Can we take a break please?

Bodom: We want Shaz. We want Shaz!

CP: Commercial break. PLEASE!!!

Bodom: It appears Shaz isn’t coming back out here so let’s go take a break shall we.

CP: *facepalm*

[Tommy Thunder]

CP: We’re back here in Portland where we’re having a fantastic night thus far.

Bod: I can’t wait for the in-ring debut of K-Jammin later tonight! He’ll have a tough time going against the German boozer Markus Beerstein, but he’s shown how ruthless he can be with his actions at Vendetta. Can’t wait to see him in action!

*Glory and grandeur descends upon the city of Portland, Oregon as another action packed episode of Monday Night Rage returns from a commercial break. With everything that has transpired so far, including at Vendetta just one day ago, the spectators filling the seats in the arena can hardly wait for the night to go on. *



*Though the music of the well known and quite conceited Evolution Champion engulfs the sounds of merriment from the Rage audience, the auditory bombardment of absolute abhorrence counterbalances the ominous and triumphant tune. Such an arrangement of bold and intimidating sounds couldn’t be used more precisely for any superstar in the EWNCW as the testimony of the smug grin on the face of Ronaldo Romulus expertly validates that theory. With his Evolution Championship strapped around his waist, the cocky Brazilian strides down the entrance ramp synchronized with a new sense of pride and dignity that transcended the boundaries of his usual, identifiable brand of detestable arrogance. Recently emerging victorious from his arduous victory against 5 of Rage’s best talent while defending his championship in the process, momentum and invincibility are anything but strange bedfellows to his swelled and impenetrable ego as the booing audience soon finds out. In past events, Ronaldo would simply ignore the fans by sheer willpower. Now, it seemed as if he was so emerged in embracing his grandeur that the existence of the fans was irrelevant to any matter of preponderance he had in mind. In the time span of a hop, skip and a jump, Romulus enters the ring with a bit more flare than usual as he quickly slides under the bottom rope as opposed to solemnly overseeing his hecklers before slowly entering the squared circle. A microphone is already placed in the corner for him and with one swift swipe at the vocal amplifier, it’s in his grasp. He doesn’t even hesitate to wait for his music to die down before he starts to talk to his “captive” audience.*

::Ronaldo Romulus::
“Salutations, serfs! Rejoice for the advocate of the Lord Almighty has espoused dominion!”

*Grinning from ear to ear, Romulus has to take a minute to calm himself down as he can barely contain his excitement.*

::Ronaldo Romulus::
“When exigency confronted me in the guise of a 6 man elimination match 24 hours ago, trepidation gnawed at my very psyche and nearly plundered my soul of its vast pools of valor that have epitomized my mettle and mystique. However, once again, the Lord patronized with me and coerced me to despotism by castigating the employers of deceit and glib facades! The very hosts of heaven have allocated me with sanctity which ensured my victory. Now that the tribulation has expired and my……”



*Ryan Wells' music hits and the crowd goes wild and explodes*

Ryan Wells: Woah woah woah Ronaldo, now don't you think for one god damn second that you can trick these great fans into believing your bullshit, they are way more smart then that! I eliminated the most men in the Royal Rumble, I did all the work, and then Ferrell blindsides me, just like you blindsided me at the Cross-Fed event months ago! You don't deserve to say you won that championship, because you did shit in that match except come in to steal pins that you didn't earn!

I've been here 8 months, I've gone through everything I've been put through and haven't been stopped yet and I won't be now. I've been here longer then you, Chris King, Shaz, Markus Beerstein, even though he is my buddy, Andy Amazing, Seraphim, Arthur Lansdale, and many more who have been given so many chances to win gold. Yes, I have had my fair share of title matches, but I earned and deserved them! I fight every goddamn day to win, and for these great fans, while you insult them and degrade them, which they don't deserve from a horrible champion!

I will win the Evolution Championship from your undeserving hands and be the rightful champion that the fans deserve, and I'll kick your ass over and over again just to do it, and I'll have fun doing it! You are a disgrace to the Evolution Title, the EWNCW and the name, "professional wrestler", and I'm gonna rid this place of the biggest pest of all, you! I'll get my one-on-one match and I'll win it against you for the title, just you wait, soon this place will be rid of...



CP: And now Seth Ferrell making his way out here! He nearly won the Evolution title on Sunday, but Ronaldo managed to out-fox him after Ferrell had eliminated Wells!

Seth Ferrell: That's the problem with the common kind, no class or grace when they lose. Here you are freakboy whining the ears off of everyone, saying that I blind-sided you. Ridiculous. I did what I had to do. What we were all there to do! It's not my fault if you're too stupid to realize the stakes of the match. In a multi-man match you have to watch your back. So stop whining.

But I must confess I am annoyed at what happened right after Wells was eliminated. The "champion" Romulus struck like the snake he is while my back was turned dealing with Wells. I expect better. Once the hangers-on were out of the way it should have been time for a true contest between skilled competitors. Instead? You take the easy way out and cheat not only me of my contest that was rightfully earned by outlasting everyone, but also the people of witnessing the spectacle of a great matchup between two warriors, and finally, yourself, of any honor you would have attained from it. But you can fix this, Romulus. Do the right thing and say you'll accept my challenge 1 on 1 for the title. And as a personal favour you could just say "yes" or nod, preferably.



CP: Who?..... Ahhh it seems John Cleverly’s got himself some new entrance music!

Bod: About damn time, I’ve always hated The Jam!!

CP: What?!?! The Jam are a fantastic band Bodom!!

John Cleverly: Wait right there sonny Jim. I’m in charge of this brand and while that is the case, I will be making the matches around here, not you Ferrell, not you Wells, and not even you Ronaldo.

*crowd cheer*

JC: Now I Ryan, first of all I was watching the match on Sunday very closely, and from what I saw, you did indeed to the bulck of the work in the match. And Ferrell, as you rightly said, you were in a way blindsided as Ronaldo pinned you for the win, so I can sympathize with you there.
However, the fact that Ronaldo won the match remains, and I’m not going to simply grant either of you your wish of a match against him.

*crowd give a mixed reaction*

JC: But what I will do is this; next week live here on Monday night Rage, I will give both of you the chance to earn that title shot. So next week, it’ll be Seth Ferrell against Ryan Wells and the winner of that match will be facing Ronaldo Romulus for the Evolution Championship at our next ppv; Pain for Treasure!!

*crowd cheer*

JC: I think that scenario is fair to all parties. Oh, and don’t all thank me at once!

*Cleverly drops the mic as his music plays him out with a broad smile on his face as the 3 competitors stear each other down. Ronaldo eventually cracks a smile and leaves the ring, leaving Wells and Ferrell to go toe to toe.*

CP: Well there you have it folks! A number one contenders match here live on Rage next week, the winner, be it Ryan Wells or Seth Ferrell, will be facing Ronaldo Romulus at Pain for Treasure!!

Bod: A tough match to call, but I’m going with ‘The Great Pharoah’ here. He’s won titles in EWNCW before, and I’m putting my chips on him to get a shot at winning another one.

CP: You can’t count out Ryan Wells though Bodom. While he hasn’t won a title yet, he’s proven to be more than capable of holding his own against the best. It’s an even match for sure, so be sure to tune in next week to find out who will challenge Ronaldo Romulus at Pain for Treasure for the Evolution Championship!

[Tommy Thunder]

CP: We are back and Bodom has just gone weird like he always does when a certain somebody writes for him.

Bodom: You are tearing down the fourth wall again you idiot. What’s wrong with you?

CP: Oh serious face again? Make up your mind.

Bodom: Shut up you twat. Go give a donkey a dutch ru—

CP: Nobody needs to hear what you are going to say next.

Bodom: blue waffle.

CP: What?

Bodom: Google it!

CP: I really don’t want to do that!

Bodom: You so do want to. Also check out—



*Andy walks out with a look of frustration plastered on his face.*

CP: The Amazing one is here and he is pissed off!

Bodom: He’s pissed off? I’m pissed off that he has the nerves to interrupt me while I’m talking about such interesting things.

CP: Like I said before, NO-ONE wants to hear you talk about those things!

Bodom: Yes they do!

CP: No, what the people want to hear is what Andy Amazing has to say. Listen to them chant his name as he makes his way into the ring.

*The crowd chant: ANDY, ANDY, ANDY, ANDY, ANDY!*

Bodom: They aren’t that loud.

CP: What was that I couldn’t hear you over the crowd!

*Andy climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone. He lifts it up to his mouth and begins to speak.*

Andy: Now ladies and gentlemen, you know that I am the Amazing one and quite plainly it is clear for all to see that I am Amazingly pissed off right now! Who am I pissed off at I hear you asking? Well it could be Istvan Gretsky, but it’s not. No I don’t know what his problem with me is, but he is not the reason that I am upset tonight. No At Vendetta I allowed myself to get distracted by my troubles with Gretsky and it effectively ended with me causing my own elimination from the Evolution Title match. Obviously it is my own fault that I allowed him to get inside of The Amazing One’s head with his attacks on me. Now I don’t know what his problem is as I said but I want that son of a bitch to man up and face me right here tonight live on Rage. I want him to come out so that we can end this once and for.......

CP: OMG! THAT WAS SICKENING!

BODOM: OMG! THAT WAS AMAZING!

*Istvan Gretsky is standing over Andy Amazing holding the neck of a broken bottle of Polish Vodka.*

CP: Where did he come from?

Bodom: I think if you watch the tapes back you will see that he comes from under the ring ropes with the full bottle in his hands.

CP: Yes, we just saw a replay and that is indeed what happened. Andy is covered in a mixyutre of vodka, broken glass and his own blood the scene is sickening.

Bodom: It’s a lovely sight and I think Gretsky has something even more Amazing in mind for Andy. It seems he wants to punish Andy for questioning his motive here tonight!

*Istvan goes down to the outside and grabs a ladder and pushes it into the ring. He takes it to the side of the ropes and opens it up. He weaves one side of the ladder in between the ropes and picks up Andy’s limp body. He throws him between the ladder and smashes the ladder shut with Andy between it.*

Bodom: This is an Amazing display by Gretsky!

CP: This is disgusting!

*Gretsky rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair before getting back in the ring. He lifts the chair up and slams it against the ladder and Andy’s head. He throws the chair down and slowly backs out of the ring and up the entrance way smiling at his handy work as he goes.*

Bodom: I love this guy!

CP: I don’t, but he sure gave the medics a reason to be here tonight. While they check on Andy and the ring is cleared we had better take another break.

[Tommy Thunder]

*We come back backstage where Jonathan Sanchez is waiting for us*

Jonathan Sanchez: Please join my in welcoming my guest at this time, Markus Beerstein!
Markus, thanks for joining me here. You have a match next against a newcomer to EWNCW in K-Jammin. He’s proven that he is a very dangerous individual even though he’s only been here a few days. He’s made it clear that he isn’t here to make friends, and that he only wants to win titles and beat people up. How will you combat this in your match tonight going up against an unknown quantity?

Markus Beerstein: It’s very simple Jonathan. This man is a stain to EWNCW, I don’t understand why he was signed. But he has never faced a man like me. I will show him tonight..........

*Beerstein is thrown off his feet as he’s been hit in the back of the head by a steel pipe wielding K-Jammin!! K-Jam has a sadistic smile on his face as he waits for Beerstein to get up again. Once he does so, Beerstein turns around only to be drilled in the head with the steel pipe again!! With Beerstein down, K-Jam throws the pipe to one side and goes to kneel down at the side of Beerstein, who is barely moving and looks out of it.*

K-Jammin: See you in the ring Beerstein.
Or then again, maybe not hahahaha!!

*K-Jam continues down the corridor still smiling and laughing to himself as some EMT’s rush to check on Beerstein*

[Tommy Thunder]

Jason McManus: This next match is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring, and making his in ring debut for EWNCW, from London, England, K-Jammin!!!

*K-Jam makes his way to the ring to a LOT of boos*

Christopher Pentalion: Well we saw the footage from what happened backstage Bodom. K-Jam just straight out taking out Markus Beerstein as he was being interviewed by Jonathan Sanchez. We still haven’t heard an update on the condition of Beerstein, so I have no idea if he’s even going to be able to compete here tonight!!

Bodom: Of course he isn’t, didn’t you see what happened? He was out cold there!! It’ll be suicide to compete after taking shots to the head from a steel pipe like that. I expect that K-Jam is out here for one thing and one thing only right now, and that is to be declared the winner of this match!!



JMcM: And his opponent, from Munchen, Germany, Markus Beerstein!!

CP: Wait a minute!! That’s Markus Beerstein’s music!!! He’s not seriously coming out is he?

*The music plays for a while, but no sign of Beerstein as the music stops after a while*

Bod: See, there’s no way he can come out. I’d bet he’s in the back of an ambulance already, getting ready to be taken to a local medical facility.

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JMcM: His opponent, Markus Beerstein!!

*Again the music begins, but again there’s no sign of Beerstein. After the music stops, K-Jam can be heard demanding the announcer to raise his hand and announce him as the winner*

Bod: They may as well announce K-Jam as the winner here. Just do it already!!

*after some hesitation and a consultation with the referee, Jason McManus prepares to make the announcement*

JMcM: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to Markus Beerstein being able to compete, the winner of the match by forfeit,..........

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Bod: Again?!?! Who the hell is messing around in that production truck?!?!?!

CP: Well Beerstein’s music playing again here.....

*after a while, Markus Beerstein slowly makes his way out to the ramp. He’s visibly groggy, and stumbling all over the place as he makes his way down to the ring. He pushes away a couple of doctors that try and stop him. He simply slides in to the ring and requires assistance from the ropes to get to his feet.

CP: I don’t believe it, but this is not a good idea. I mean pride is one thing, but did you see how much of a struggle it was for Beerstein to simply walk down to the ring here?!

Bod: He’s making a bad move here. K-Jam has already shown how ruthless he is, getting in the ring with him after what transpired backstage is the last thing Beerstein should be doing.

CP: Well, Beerstein does not look ready here but it seems that the match is indeed on, so I guess we’ll just have to see what happens!!

*The bell rings and K-Jammin instantly goes on the attack, delivering a swift kick to the gut of Beerstein and then starts hammering away at his back. Beerstein is taken down to kis knees. He tries to pull himself back up on K-Jam’s tights as he looks down on his weakened opponent.
K-Jam looks out to the crowd with that sadistic smile on his face as they boo him in return, before he pulls Beerstein’s head back and goes to punch him in the face multiple times.*

CP: This is just damn wrong, stop the match!!

Bod: Beerstein knew the risks in coming out here. He should have just stayed in the back!!

*Beerstein is flat out on his front now as K-Jam circles him, and taunts his fallen opponent to get up. Beerstein crawls to the corner and manages to pul himself up as K-Jam goes to charge at him.
Beerstein manages to just fall to the side to evade the corner clothesline, as K-Jam hits the turnbuckle, musch to the delight of the crowd!!*

CP: YES! Here’s a chance for Beerstein!! Pure instinct there!! He doesn’t know where he is, but the survival instinct told him to get out of the way there!!

Bod: What are you talking about?! He just fell!!

*Beerstein is now i the middle of the ring and is up to his feet, albeit groggily, he goes to get K-Jam in the corner bus is met by a huge Head-Jam superkick!!*

CP: THE HEAD-JAM!! The Head-Jam superkick Out of NOWHERE!!

Bod: You can count to a hundred, this ones over!!

1..............

2.................

3.................

RING THE BELL!!

JMcM: The winner of this match; K-Jammin!!!

CP: Well you have to say that Beerstein couldn’t take any more there. Those multiple punches followed by the Head-Jam superkick, on top of the assault with a steel pipe earlier, he’ll need to see the doctors here!!

Bod: He doesn’t look too good Chris, and it’s not nice to see superstars injured, but Beerstein knew all too well the risks of coming out here tonight.

CP: Oh wait a minute, what’s this lunatic doing now?!?!

*K-Jam doesn’t look pleased, as he’s come to the outside and has grabbed a steel chair before making his way back into the ring!!*

CP: No, no, somebody needs to stop him!! He’s done so much damage already!!

*K-Jam is waiting for Beerstein to get to his feet, and he’s poised to his him with the chair!! The referee goes to stop him but he’s chased out by the chair wielding K-Jam!!
Beerstein has again had to pull himself up via the ropes and is holding his head, as he turns to the centre of the ring. K-Jammin charges and lands a thunderous chair shot to the skull of Beerstein.*

CP: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! A HUGE chair shot across the skull of Beerstein!!! And he’s busted wide open here!!

Bod: Well I have to sumpathize for once, this continuous beatdown is unnecessary. But who’s going to get in the ring with this sick bastard and even try to stop him?!?!

*K-Jam lands a few chair shots to the back of Beerstein who’s out cold by now. He suddenly stops though, throws the chair to one side and simply looks down on the corps of Beerstein. He then looks over to the corner and fixes his sights on something else. He looks back to Beerstein and then back to the corner.*

CP: What? What the hell’s he thinking now?!

Bod: I don’t know Chris, but you can bet your bottom dollar that it ain’t good!!

*K-Jam slips out of the ring and starts taking apart the steel steps, before taking the bottom half and with a bit f struggle he gets it into the ring.*

CP: No, no no nooo!! Don’t let him do this!! What the hell’s he going to do!! Beerstein’s out cold, he’s bleeding profusely!! Enough is enough!!

Bod: This is getting hard to watch, he’s ending this guy’s career here.

*K-Jammin sets the steel steps up halfway between the middle of the ring and the corner and he drags the fallen Beerstein and drapes him across them, with his head resting on the flat bit. He then goes up to the middle rope, and then to the top rope.
After giving a sick smile to the crowd as they boo him, some even throwing stuff towards him now, he stands up before coming down and stomping the head of Beerstein, crushing it between his foot and the steel with a sound heard all over the arena!!*

CP: MY GOD!!! What a sick man!! What the hell does he think he’s doing!!!

Bod: I’m lost for words Chris, I’m speechless.

*K-Jam finally leaves the ring with a smile on his face as EMT’s rush to the ring and a few security guys get between him and the ring.*

CP: What the hell have we just witnessed here?!?!

Bod: To put it in blunt words Chris; the end of Markus Beerstein’s career. That’s what we just witnessed there. That was sick, sadistic and downright disgusting.

CP: Well I’m glad that we can agree on something for once. We’ll have to wait and see the prognosis, but I fear that you’re absolutely right. That could well be the last time we’ve seen Markus Beerstein inside a wrestling ring.

*We see EMT’s now strapping Beerstein, who’s on a spinal board and in a neck brace, onto a stretcher and wheeling him out of the arena as we fade to a commercial break.*

[Tommy Thunder]

*We're backstage and we see Andy Amazing standing outside an office door. He's visibly sore and holding his head.
John Cleverly comes down the corridor and Andy is quick to get his attention.*

Andy Amazing: John, John. I have to talk to you right NOW. It's urgent.

John Cleverly: Andy, I wanted to talk to you too, please step into my office, and we'll have a chat.

[Tommy Thunder]

CP: We’re back here live on Monday night Rage, where we saw a, well very disturbing event take place before the break.

Bod: Indeed, Markus Beerstein downright assaulted and brutalized beyond belief by K-Jammin. It wasn’t a match we saw, it wasn’t a fight, it was a destruction of a promising career.

CP: Yeah, Beerstein was of course beaten up backstage just before the match first of all during an interview by a steel pipe wielding K-Jammin, but he then insisted on coming out here for his scheduled match with K-Jam.
However, having taken a few blows to the head from that steel pipe, he was in no fit state to compete here, and well, he was beaten by K-Jam fair and square. But that wasn’t enough. K-Jam then proceeded to continue the attack, focusing again on the head of Beerstein, this time with steel chair in hand.

Bod: It was tough to see, I mean he was busted open, he was knocked out at that point no doubt, but the attack didn’t even stop there.

CP: No. We then saw K-Jammin utilizing the steel ring steps, draping Beerstein’s head on the steel and coming down off the top rope with a footstomp that sent a shuddering chill down everyone’s spine.

Bod: It was very hard to watch chris, and to see a promising young athlete carted out on a stretcher like that is never a good sight to see. But K-Jam has sent a message out here tonight. He’s not a fool, he’s not to be played around with, he’s not to be taken lightly. He means business, and he’s here to cause chaos, win titles and make money.

CP: But we have to move on for tonight, and we’re hearing that up next we have Seraphim coming out to address Sunday’s main event where he failed in a submissions count anywhere triple threat environment to capture the World Hevyweight Championship.

Bod: I have to admit that it was a valiant effort, but TBOZ is just THE man here right now, and the quicker Seraphim accepts that the better it’ll be for him.



CP: And here he is right now! He put up a fantastic fight against TBOZ and indeed Silver Cena, but it just wasn’t enough. But, he didn’t tap out. It was Cena who tapped out, and so it’s still unknown to us if TBOZ can actually make Seraphim tap out!

Bod: Come on Chris, that’s a no brainer!! TBOZ has made Cena tap out to the God’s Complex no less than 3 times now!! If he can’t survive it, then nobody can!!

*The lights dance on and off - at the junctures that they are on, Seraphim can be seen on his knees at the top of the ramp - hands clasped together. The sounds of voices break the silence that is the dancing lights, all sound angry - disappointed- displeased - vengeful. Soon the lights rise, and so does Seraphim, his attire is that of all white - truly one of the angels. He climbs into the ring, to a loud fan reception. He basks in it for a long while, before telling the crowd to simmer down just a bit.*

Seraphim: Shhh, shhh.

*His hands motion for them to get quiet.*

Seraphim: At Vendetta, I had a chance to realize my dream and become the World Heavyweight Champion, and I failed. I tried to beat TBOZ at his own game and I couldn’t do it. A submissions count anywhere match, his game, can you imagine the psychological advantage I would have had over him. But alas, I couldn’t get the job done. TBOZ managed to walk into Vendetta as Champion, and managed to walk out of Vendetta as Champion, just the same. My big shot and I blew it. But there is a shining light in all of this.

*He points to the big screen, where a video of CENA is shown. It’s footage from Vendetta where TBOZ is forcing Cena to submit, while Seraphim is on the other side.*

Seraphim: I wasn’t the one who tapped out, this goes to show that TBOZ knows he cannot beat me. In fact, I had a one on one victory over TBOZ, and he holds none over me. It’s proven, he cannot beat me. In a tag-match, I have to be weakened by two men, and in a triple threat, he goes for the other guy. But in a one on one, I can beat him - and now, with Cena out of the way, hopefully, it’s full steam towards TBOZ and that World Heavyweight Title.



Bod: THE CHAMP IS HEREEEEE!!!! HAHAAHAHAAA!! How does it make you feel hearing ME saying that for a change, eh Pentalion?!?! HAHAHAA!!

CP: Don’t get too comfortable with it Bodom. tBOZ is indeed the champ for now, but he won’t hold that title forever.

*TBOZ comes out in a chorus of boos, with a big smirk laid across his face*

TBOZ: *laughs* I just love proving people wrong. Last night, the odds were stacked against myself to win last night, yet I walked out of that arena World Heavyweight Champion.

What is guaranteed, is that SilverCena's involvement is done. However, there seems to be one still standing, that being you, Seraphim.

I like that, no, in fact, I love the idea that you had the "psychological edge" over myself. What edge? You pinned me in a one-on-one match where I was distracted? Like that's never happened before!

The advantage you had, was to choose a match where the champion was uncomfortable. Instead, you chose a match that I think everyone here, everyone in the back, and all the people at home know that I couldn't have felt more at home.

I mean, submission match? Have you not been watching the past few months? Or did the time I put you to sleep restrict the oxygen flowing to your brain? Because that notion, to me, is the sign of someone who doesn't deserve another title shot.

*A plethora of boos from the crowd*

Oh boo hoo, he doesn't get another chance! Yet again, Seraphim, you walk out here like chances can be bought by begging. Chances are earned, and although you weren't the victim last night, you were pretty far away from actually winning either. Or did you block that out? Like a bad voice in your head? I wouldn't be surprised. You just think things should be handed to you, you are like a small child that, when it gets its way, but it doesn't go well, it cries. And cries. And cries.

I don't need to prove that I can beat you just as easily as anyone else in this damn company. There is a reason I am champion, and there are many more why I will stay champion,

So if you don't mind, Mr. Crybaby-angel-of-the-night, get the damn hell out of my ring.



John Cleverly: Wait just a minute right there!! Seraphim, don’t you go anywhere, because I have 2 major announcements to make!!

First and foremost, I need to address the World Hevyweight Championship situation. You see TBOZ, Seraphim brings up some good points. He does indeed hold an official one on one win over you, and secondly, you are yet to make him tap out.
So after thinking long and hard, I have decided that at Pain for Treasure, we will see Seraphim taking on The Beard of Zeus for the World Hevywieght Championship, one on one!!

*crowd pop big as TBOZ is visibly upset by this descision*

JC: And for my second announcement, it is regarding tonight’s main event!!

*clears throat, and imitates the voice of Teddy Long* We’re gonna have ourselves a tag TEAM match!! *reverts back to normal voice* You see Andy Amazing came to my office earlier and asked me for a match to face Istvan Gretzky at Pain for Treasure, a match which I have granted him

*crowd pop again*

JC: And because Gretzky didn’t like the idea of facing Andy earlier, I’m putting both in this tag team match with you tonight!! So TBOZ, you’re teaming with Istvan Gretzky to face Seraphim and Andy Amazing!! And that match is NOW!!

*crowd pop*

CP: DAMN! A blockbuster main event set up right here, and not one but 2 matches added to Pain for Treasure!! Andy Amazing will get his hands on Istvan Gretzky and The Beard of Zeus will defend the World Heavyweight Championship agains Seraphim in one on ne action!!

Bod: 2 very interesting matches right there Chris. But I’m looking at the present and this tag team match. We’ve never seen these guys teaming together before, so who know’s who’ll win!!