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T1CG: Im appauled out of all those tattoos there were no Gargomel from the Smurfs tattoos.. They cant be that bad and tough if they dont have Gargomel.. *makes a bitter face and shakes it off with a smile, it was kinda creepy too*Well we're gonna go ahead and bring down the main guest of tonight's show, JBW Superstar Ma$$Dinero.. And how are your arms doing today Mr. Dinero?? I heard you had to swim through traffic to get to the show..
Mass: Wait. We're doing the show down here in your grannies basement? What did I sign up for? *coughs* Man, it's fucking dusty down here! *Coughs* how's about getting Grandma to come and wave a feather duster around here, a guy could catch something nasty being in this filth-pit! And what? I didn't really fucking swim here you pleb!
T1CG: Aww its not so bad Mr. Dinero, the audience here is amazing, now isnt it people??
Mass: Audience? It's like a dolls hospital down here! Look at all these teddy bears and barbie dolls, are you, like, some sort of peado or something?... Look, all I'm here for is to do this stupid shoot thing and go.
T1CG: *Sour look on face* Well.. Uh let's get to the shoot list then.. You know how this works right??
Mass: Just because K-Jasmine insists on calling me a retard, doesn't mean I am one. Hurry the cuck up!
T1CG: Well to the audience members here that dont know.. Whenever we have a guest from the professional wrestling business, we like to continue the tradition of the infamous shoot interviews.. But we basically have a speed shoot, we give him a list of ten topics and he tells it like it is all in a little nutshell.. I like to think of it as a walnut shell that's broke in half but still with the dignified walnut history that walnuts are known to have..
Mass: You have got to be the weirdest fuck I've ever met in my life. Man, I'm breaking out in hives *scratches arms*
T1CG: Sorry Mr. Dinero, Well here's your first topic.. K-Jammin
Mass: ARE YOU CUCKING STUPID!! Why would you bring that little mugs name up first? Are purposely trying to wind me up, Bruv? Look creepy guy, if that is your real name, I don't know what you know about me, but I hate time wasters, and that little waste man has made a career out of time wasting.... Wembley was meant to be our time to put on the greatest match our generation has ever seen, but his obsession with me has cost us, and more importantly me, a lot of Scrilla.. Dickhead!... And plus, Katie gives shit blowjobs.
T1CG: Oh cheeky.. So Katie gives blowjobs to logs of shit?? I love it!! I have a home made Mr Hanky doll from South Park floating in my bathtub and he would love to meet this Katie.. Next topic is The Eye..
Mass: Ohh, you are really winding me up! The Eye? V3's sworn enemies? V3 were created with the sole purpose of ridding the world of those political bastards! Their leader, Iron Ape, is the biggest peice of shit on the planet, and now Dubs has done gone given him even more power, that flash fucker is gonna be a nightmare to work for. Don't get me started on that murdering bastard Chainsaw either! Him and his freaky deaky minions, or apostles, or horsemen, or whatever they call themselves, can suck the sweat off of Ma$$Dinero's left bollock if they think they will ever win this war! What are my thoughts on The Eye? They buried me alive. What the fuck do you think I think of them... Knob!
T1CG: Sil-
Mass: Plus, the fact that they now have a member of creative on their team, well, it only adds to the whole "them against us" conspiracy theory that V3 have been preaching from day one!
T1CG: Silver Cena?
Mass: A let down. Dude bailed on me because Snair called him a bad word *imitates Silver Cena and sticks out bottom lip* boo hoo!! Now he's playing second, or prolly third or fourth fiddle to Kevin "The Virgin" Mathews... Hahaha!! The best thing that ever happened to Mass was Silv leaving JBW. Fact.... Cuck Filver Sena!
T1CG: *Big smile* I know Kevin The Virgin Matthews!! He's in my weekly Masturbation addiction programs.. Small world isnt it?? My Hairline is the next topic..
Mass: Shut the cuck up you smelly, sore ridden, crusty lipped cunt! Ask me a proper question!
T1CG: I said my hairline, now don't ruin the game.. I think I have the most attractive male pattern baldness if i'd like to say so myself..
Mass: Your hairline is great. It leaves more room for me to do this *slaps the creepy guys forehead*.. Now get on with this shit!
T1CG: Oww *rubs forehead*..... Splendid!! Ive always wanted my hairline to start behind my ears and my eyebrows to be on the top of my head.. Quite amazing yes, well the next topic is Hip hop music..
Mass: I hate the name hip hop! It sounds like a kiddies dance step! Now, rap? Well, that's another story! I've been rapping longer than I've been wresting, and there's not a man alive who can challenge me on the mic! Many have tried, you you pathetic looking cretin, but every one of them have failed!
T1CG: Funny, I didnt know rap music was the same as hip hop.. I always thought hip hop was music for bunny lovers.. I always find Eminems in my easter baskets each year.. Oh well.. Monarchy Of Aggression??
Mass: I've gone from the main event to being off the card entirely, so I guess I'll have to buy a ticket now... If there's only cheap seats left I'm gonna cut someone!
T1CG: MoA is sold out
Mass: How the cuck would you know, you muggy little weirdo? Even if they are I'm only joking about buying a ticket... Dubs will hook me up with front row seats, anyway.
T1CG: Well my Uncle Stinky Fingers, invited me over to watch Monarchy Of Aggression in the attic this Sunday.. Im quite excited, its a theme party called "Monarchy of Incest" and im bringing the audience with me.. *hops out of chair and high fives his Holy Jose action figure then returns to the seat* Quite exciting.. Next topic is Warfare..
Mass: What the fuck did you just do?
T1CG: Warfare?
Mass: *gives an evil stare to T1CG, before continuing* That place hasnt been the same since I left! Did you see me last week? Man, I OWNED that show! My boy Dubs is doing a great job there though... Although his head must still be ringing after Manapoomps hit him with that chair.
T1CG: Hahaha Manapoomps, I love it.. V3??
Mass: The best thing in e-fed wrestling today.
T1CG: How about the best tag team in e-fed wrestling today, The Aristocrats??
Mass: One and a half men turned one focused individual who is going to be just as successful in the singles ranks as he was in the doubles division.
T1CG: Half man, is one of them half man half macaroni salad?? I always knew the macaroni salad would try and breed with us humans.. So sneaky those macaronis are when they are around mayonaisse *shaking head*.. Well last but not least the final topic, the man who made Ma$$Dinero and I hope you give him the word to come down to my show one day as a guest.. Mr. Robert DeNiro..
Mass: Rob Dinero's not my dad, you prick! Where are you getting your info?
T1CG: Well, if he's not your father then why did my toothbrush tell me that.. It never lies to me...
Mass: Cuck this! I'm off! Take your toothbrush and your stupid fluffy toys and die, peadophile Pete. If I see you again I will kick the shit out of you.
T1CG: That's not nice!
Mass: I'll show you what's not nice, you sick looking wankstain *grabs a pink fluffy bunny and drops an elbow on it and throws it into the "audience" knocking them all over*
T1CG: Noooooo!! The humanity!! Cut the cameras, the audience needs paramedic attention.. *begins to weep over the pink fluffy bunny*
Camera guy Uncle Stinky Fingers: Wrap up the show, just wrap up the show..
T1CG: Fine.. Thank you TheJman and Mass Dinero for coming on the show. This poor bunny *sobs*.. The next show we have JBW's St George and EWNCW's Solla Maofoai.. See you guys sleeping when I walk by your homes and go inside them at night or on the next show that comes on whenever I damn please.. Till next time
Mass: Wait. We're doing the show down here in your grannies basement? What did I sign up for? *coughs* Man, it's fucking dusty down here! *Coughs* how's about getting Grandma to come and wave a feather duster around here, a guy could catch something nasty being in this filth-pit! And what? I didn't really fucking swim here you pleb!
T1CG: Aww its not so bad Mr. Dinero, the audience here is amazing, now isnt it people??
Mass: Audience? It's like a dolls hospital down here! Look at all these teddy bears and barbie dolls, are you, like, some sort of peado or something?... Look, all I'm here for is to do this stupid shoot thing and go.
T1CG: *Sour look on face* Well.. Uh let's get to the shoot list then.. You know how this works right??
Mass: Just because K-Jasmine insists on calling me a retard, doesn't mean I am one. Hurry the cuck up!
T1CG: Well to the audience members here that dont know.. Whenever we have a guest from the professional wrestling business, we like to continue the tradition of the infamous shoot interviews.. But we basically have a speed shoot, we give him a list of ten topics and he tells it like it is all in a little nutshell.. I like to think of it as a walnut shell that's broke in half but still with the dignified walnut history that walnuts are known to have..
Mass: You have got to be the weirdest fuck I've ever met in my life. Man, I'm breaking out in hives *scratches arms*
T1CG: Sorry Mr. Dinero, Well here's your first topic.. K-Jammin
Mass: ARE YOU CUCKING STUPID!! Why would you bring that little mugs name up first? Are purposely trying to wind me up, Bruv? Look creepy guy, if that is your real name, I don't know what you know about me, but I hate time wasters, and that little waste man has made a career out of time wasting.... Wembley was meant to be our time to put on the greatest match our generation has ever seen, but his obsession with me has cost us, and more importantly me, a lot of Scrilla.. Dickhead!... And plus, Katie gives shit blowjobs.
T1CG: Oh cheeky.. So Katie gives blowjobs to logs of shit?? I love it!! I have a home made Mr Hanky doll from South Park floating in my bathtub and he would love to meet this Katie.. Next topic is The Eye..
Mass: Ohh, you are really winding me up! The Eye? V3's sworn enemies? V3 were created with the sole purpose of ridding the world of those political bastards! Their leader, Iron Ape, is the biggest peice of shit on the planet, and now Dubs has done gone given him even more power, that flash fucker is gonna be a nightmare to work for. Don't get me started on that murdering bastard Chainsaw either! Him and his freaky deaky minions, or apostles, or horsemen, or whatever they call themselves, can suck the sweat off of Ma$$Dinero's left bollock if they think they will ever win this war! What are my thoughts on The Eye? They buried me alive. What the fuck do you think I think of them... Knob!
T1CG: Sil-
Mass: Plus, the fact that they now have a member of creative on their team, well, it only adds to the whole "them against us" conspiracy theory that V3 have been preaching from day one!
T1CG: Silver Cena?
Mass: A let down. Dude bailed on me because Snair called him a bad word *imitates Silver Cena and sticks out bottom lip* boo hoo!! Now he's playing second, or prolly third or fourth fiddle to Kevin "The Virgin" Mathews... Hahaha!! The best thing that ever happened to Mass was Silv leaving JBW. Fact.... Cuck Filver Sena!
T1CG: *Big smile* I know Kevin The Virgin Matthews!! He's in my weekly Masturbation addiction programs.. Small world isnt it?? My Hairline is the next topic..
Mass: Shut the cuck up you smelly, sore ridden, crusty lipped cunt! Ask me a proper question!
T1CG: I said my hairline, now don't ruin the game.. I think I have the most attractive male pattern baldness if i'd like to say so myself..
Mass: Your hairline is great. It leaves more room for me to do this *slaps the creepy guys forehead*.. Now get on with this shit!
T1CG: Oww *rubs forehead*..... Splendid!! Ive always wanted my hairline to start behind my ears and my eyebrows to be on the top of my head.. Quite amazing yes, well the next topic is Hip hop music..
Mass: I hate the name hip hop! It sounds like a kiddies dance step! Now, rap? Well, that's another story! I've been rapping longer than I've been wresting, and there's not a man alive who can challenge me on the mic! Many have tried, you you pathetic looking cretin, but every one of them have failed!
T1CG: Funny, I didnt know rap music was the same as hip hop.. I always thought hip hop was music for bunny lovers.. I always find Eminems in my easter baskets each year.. Oh well.. Monarchy Of Aggression??
Mass: I've gone from the main event to being off the card entirely, so I guess I'll have to buy a ticket now... If there's only cheap seats left I'm gonna cut someone!
T1CG: MoA is sold out
Mass: How the cuck would you know, you muggy little weirdo? Even if they are I'm only joking about buying a ticket... Dubs will hook me up with front row seats, anyway.
T1CG: Well my Uncle Stinky Fingers, invited me over to watch Monarchy Of Aggression in the attic this Sunday.. Im quite excited, its a theme party called "Monarchy of Incest" and im bringing the audience with me.. *hops out of chair and high fives his Holy Jose action figure then returns to the seat* Quite exciting.. Next topic is Warfare..
Mass: What the fuck did you just do?
T1CG: Warfare?
Mass: *gives an evil stare to T1CG, before continuing* That place hasnt been the same since I left! Did you see me last week? Man, I OWNED that show! My boy Dubs is doing a great job there though... Although his head must still be ringing after Manapoomps hit him with that chair.
T1CG: Hahaha Manapoomps, I love it.. V3??
Mass: The best thing in e-fed wrestling today.
T1CG: How about the best tag team in e-fed wrestling today, The Aristocrats??
Mass: One and a half men turned one focused individual who is going to be just as successful in the singles ranks as he was in the doubles division.
T1CG: Half man, is one of them half man half macaroni salad?? I always knew the macaroni salad would try and breed with us humans.. So sneaky those macaronis are when they are around mayonaisse *shaking head*.. Well last but not least the final topic, the man who made Ma$$Dinero and I hope you give him the word to come down to my show one day as a guest.. Mr. Robert DeNiro..
Mass: Rob Dinero's not my dad, you prick! Where are you getting your info?
T1CG: Well, if he's not your father then why did my toothbrush tell me that.. It never lies to me...
Mass: Cuck this! I'm off! Take your toothbrush and your stupid fluffy toys and die, peadophile Pete. If I see you again I will kick the shit out of you.
T1CG: That's not nice!
Mass: I'll show you what's not nice, you sick looking wankstain *grabs a pink fluffy bunny and drops an elbow on it and throws it into the "audience" knocking them all over*
T1CG: Noooooo!! The humanity!! Cut the cameras, the audience needs paramedic attention.. *begins to weep over the pink fluffy bunny*
Camera guy Uncle Stinky Fingers: Wrap up the show, just wrap up the show..
T1CG: Fine.. Thank you TheJman and Mass Dinero for coming on the show. This poor bunny *sobs*.. The next show we have JBW's St George and EWNCW's Solla Maofoai.. See you guys sleeping when I walk by your homes and go inside them at night or on the next show that comes on whenever I damn please.. Till next time
Originally Posted by Robstar
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