Kyojin: Forgetting somebody boys?
The fans cheer and a Hot Wasabi chant begins.
Kyojin: You forgot about the best tag team on this show. All of those guys you mentioned, brilliant tag teams but they aren’t quite on the level of The Force of Greatness- at one time the very best tag team EWNCW had to offer. But last Sunday at Bred For Combat, all of that changed. A passing of the torch, a changing of the guard. The very best tag team EWNCW now has to offer are the two guys you just completely ignored.
Kyojin and Malcolm Adonis!
Malcolm Adonis: Hot Wasabi!
Kyojin: We’re not called Hot Wasabi!
The fans begin to laugh as Kyojin looks angrily at Adonis who has gone back to flexing his muscles and kissing them as the women in the front row go nuts. Kyojin turns back to the ring and continues to talk.
Kyojin: And you wanna talk about Bred For Combat William, well let’s cast your mind back to that night. Between the two of you, you entered three different matches and only came out victorious in one- and that was Grind. You see William, you’re the one that speaks and we all understand that but you’re overcompensating. The fact is, you’re overrated. All of these people know, Malcolm and I know it and more importantly, you know it.
At Bred For Combat, I entered two matches personally. Number one, I beat Van Hooligan X and two, as I’ve already said, Malcolm & I took care of The Force of Greatness. We beat them and we positively sent them packing. They understood what we were. You see, ever since they first disappeared, EWNCW tag team wrestling has been missing something.
It tried to find it with the acquisition of BWA but ultimately failed. They were trying to find the next big thing, the next tag team that will stop and make the world take notice. Legion of Doom, The Dudley Boys, Edge & Christian, The Hardyz, Demolition- all of these tag teams did exactly that and The Force of Greatness knew their time was coming. So they returned to see if the hype was all true. And they found it was.
They can now retire in peace knowing that tag team wrestling as a whole is being taken care of by The Master of True Wrestling Kyojin!
The fans cheer loudly for Kyo.
Kyojin: And the Sexual Sensation Malcolm Adonis!
The fans cheer loudly for Adonis, with the women’s screams prominent.
Adonis: See my man here, my brother Kyojin, he got it exactly right when he said that at Bred For Combat the hottest damn team on the wrestlin' scene.. Hot Wasabi proved they are here to change the game!
Adonis looks at Kyojin who shoots him a glare before grinning back at Malcolm who nods all knowingly, a Hot Wasabi chant breaks out around the arena.
Adonis: As I was sayin'.. Hot Wasabi were involved in a passin' of the torch, a changin' of the guard match! Out with the old and in with the new.. now Malcolm ain't impressed with with the impression they did of Kyojin a couple weeks ago, but he can admit that The Force of Greatness are one of the best in the business and...
Kyojin whispers something to Adonis as Jesting Madness stare the pair down.
Adonis: That was an impression of Malcolm!? Damn.. no one told me! But that's beside the point, see the point right now is that The Sexual Sensation.. And the Japanese Gigolo.. Hot Wasabi are THE hottest damn thing in professional wrestling today, ain't that right ladies!?
The ladies in the crowd begin wolf whistling as Kyojin looks none too impressed about being called the Japanese Gigolo.
Adonis: And when a pair of punk ass clowns like you two jokers come on out here and fail to recognise that very fact.. see that makes Malcolm a little annoyed. Y'all come on out here and you tell the world, you tell all of these people about your triple shift and how that stands you apart from the rest.. well Malcolm disagrees. See my partner, Kyojin did exactly the same! He put his body on the line again FOG and then went on to kick the ass of one of the most obnoxious creeps ever to set foot in a wrestlin' ring and beat his ass to a pulp, and it was damn impressive.
Now, Malcolm only had one match, Malcolm didn't set the world on fire like his partner but for that he has ONE very good reason. See in this once instance, there ain't enough of the Sensual Saviour of the millions.. AND MILLIONS! Of Malcolm's lovers to go around! But fear not ladies.. there's plenty of Malcolm to go around in plenty other ways.. now I KNOW you feelin' me!
The women in attendance break out into wolf whistles again as they cheer for Adonis who does a little gyrating.
Adonis: But that aside, Malcolm knows, Kyojin knows and all of these people KNOW that Hot Wasabi are THE hottest team on Brutality, in EWNCW and in the whole damn world! Before us came the Sexiest Alpha Males and where Malcolm can agree they are good lookin'.. Malcolm also knows that they don't come anywhere near the level of heat that is radiating from this ring right now.. and Malcolm ain't talkin' about the charred remains of the masked marauder right there! Nor is he talkin' about the steaming, burnin' garbage that flows from this punks mouth here either! Malcolm's talkin' about the sheer.. raw.. sex appeal that seeps through every damn pore on his body! And the extreme levels of explosive fury that flows through the very veins of his partner Kyojin! So Malcolm wants both of you to realise that you ain't the future.. you ain't the present.. you are nothin' more than the past! And the future of Brutality is standin' right in front of you. Now can you feel THAT!?
Grant appears on stage and has a mic in hand ready to speak even as the crowd cheers his presence.
Grant: No, Malcolm, they don't need to feel that. I do. And I do...so tonight I think seeing you two teams in action will be a good thing.
In fact let's start that match right now.
Both teams look set for action as Grant leaves with a smile on his face.
Nick Newman: Good call, Boss. I can't wait to see Jesting Madness kick Hot Wasabi's ass
Terry Murdock: We have a huge impromptu match as Jesting Madness face Hot Wasabi.
Start at 6:55 Stop 17:01
Jesting Madness (LAX) vs Hot Wasabi (Daniels/Styles)
Terry Murdock: Kyojin with the springboard moonsault to Carlin on the outside.
Kyojin continues his assault on Carlin on the outside while Adonis and Grind meet head to head in the ring.
Adonis is the first to strike but Grind does not budge. Again Adonis strikes Grind with great force but it's no good so Adonis sees a girl flashing her tit out in the crowd and yells for the ref to look over which he does enjoying the scene before his eyes as Adonis shrugs and hits a low blow that makes the crowd go ohh as Grind falls to his knees and snap the ref out of his apparent trance, seeing the fallen Grind, he questions what Adonis has done but Adonis acts as if nothing happened.
Nick Newman: Oh come on, that's bullshit. The ref should've seen the low blow. Damn those titties!!!!
Adonis now goes for The Adonis Elbow (Peoples Elbow), where instead of throwing an arm band into the crowd Adonis flexes his biceps before kissing them and bounces off the ropes before being nearly decapitated by Carlin with a huge clothesline as Kyo lies beating and seemingly out on the outside.
Terry Murdock: We were so focused on the action in the ring, we missed out on Carlin taking out Kyojin.
Nick Newman: Carlin is my hero.
Carlin helps Grind back to his feet and they signal that the end is near. Adonis somehow stands on his own only to receive The Beheading (simultaneous Enzuigiri by Grind and Superkick from Carlin on Adonis). Adonis is out and Grind (the legal man) covers....1........2........Kyojin with The Rising Sun (Double Rotation Moonsault) onto Grind to break up the pin.
Nick Newman: Damn it, Jesting Madness had the match won.
Carlin can't believe it and begins to trade hots with Kyojin as Grind picks up Adonis, and he springs back to life punching Grind hard repeatedly. The ref tries to establish some order in the ring but fails to do so, decalring this match a no contest.
Lily Morgan: The following contest has declared a no contest.
They continue to trade before Kyojin uses a missed punch by Carlin to bounce off the ropes and connect with The Truth Hurts (Beautiful Disaster) before aiding Adonis in distracting Grind Bastard so they can execute The Fatal Flaw: Malcolm holds Grind in a modified headlock, consisting of placing his head on his bicep and flexing it tightly as he holds him in a standing position. Kyojin sizes Grind up and delivers a superkick, knocking the opponent from the headlock and to the mat t stand tall as the Jesting Madness are in the ring laid out as we go to commercial
The fans cheer and a Hot Wasabi chant begins.
Kyojin: You forgot about the best tag team on this show. All of those guys you mentioned, brilliant tag teams but they aren’t quite on the level of The Force of Greatness- at one time the very best tag team EWNCW had to offer. But last Sunday at Bred For Combat, all of that changed. A passing of the torch, a changing of the guard. The very best tag team EWNCW now has to offer are the two guys you just completely ignored.
Kyojin and Malcolm Adonis!
Malcolm Adonis: Hot Wasabi!
Kyojin: We’re not called Hot Wasabi!
The fans begin to laugh as Kyojin looks angrily at Adonis who has gone back to flexing his muscles and kissing them as the women in the front row go nuts. Kyojin turns back to the ring and continues to talk.
Kyojin: And you wanna talk about Bred For Combat William, well let’s cast your mind back to that night. Between the two of you, you entered three different matches and only came out victorious in one- and that was Grind. You see William, you’re the one that speaks and we all understand that but you’re overcompensating. The fact is, you’re overrated. All of these people know, Malcolm and I know it and more importantly, you know it.
At Bred For Combat, I entered two matches personally. Number one, I beat Van Hooligan X and two, as I’ve already said, Malcolm & I took care of The Force of Greatness. We beat them and we positively sent them packing. They understood what we were. You see, ever since they first disappeared, EWNCW tag team wrestling has been missing something.
It tried to find it with the acquisition of BWA but ultimately failed. They were trying to find the next big thing, the next tag team that will stop and make the world take notice. Legion of Doom, The Dudley Boys, Edge & Christian, The Hardyz, Demolition- all of these tag teams did exactly that and The Force of Greatness knew their time was coming. So they returned to see if the hype was all true. And they found it was.
They can now retire in peace knowing that tag team wrestling as a whole is being taken care of by The Master of True Wrestling Kyojin!
The fans cheer loudly for Kyo.
Kyojin: And the Sexual Sensation Malcolm Adonis!
The fans cheer loudly for Adonis, with the women’s screams prominent.
Adonis: See my man here, my brother Kyojin, he got it exactly right when he said that at Bred For Combat the hottest damn team on the wrestlin' scene.. Hot Wasabi proved they are here to change the game!
Adonis looks at Kyojin who shoots him a glare before grinning back at Malcolm who nods all knowingly, a Hot Wasabi chant breaks out around the arena.
Adonis: As I was sayin'.. Hot Wasabi were involved in a passin' of the torch, a changin' of the guard match! Out with the old and in with the new.. now Malcolm ain't impressed with with the impression they did of Kyojin a couple weeks ago, but he can admit that The Force of Greatness are one of the best in the business and...
Kyojin whispers something to Adonis as Jesting Madness stare the pair down.
Adonis: That was an impression of Malcolm!? Damn.. no one told me! But that's beside the point, see the point right now is that The Sexual Sensation.. And the Japanese Gigolo.. Hot Wasabi are THE hottest damn thing in professional wrestling today, ain't that right ladies!?
The ladies in the crowd begin wolf whistling as Kyojin looks none too impressed about being called the Japanese Gigolo.
Adonis: And when a pair of punk ass clowns like you two jokers come on out here and fail to recognise that very fact.. see that makes Malcolm a little annoyed. Y'all come on out here and you tell the world, you tell all of these people about your triple shift and how that stands you apart from the rest.. well Malcolm disagrees. See my partner, Kyojin did exactly the same! He put his body on the line again FOG and then went on to kick the ass of one of the most obnoxious creeps ever to set foot in a wrestlin' ring and beat his ass to a pulp, and it was damn impressive.
Now, Malcolm only had one match, Malcolm didn't set the world on fire like his partner but for that he has ONE very good reason. See in this once instance, there ain't enough of the Sensual Saviour of the millions.. AND MILLIONS! Of Malcolm's lovers to go around! But fear not ladies.. there's plenty of Malcolm to go around in plenty other ways.. now I KNOW you feelin' me!
The women in attendance break out into wolf whistles again as they cheer for Adonis who does a little gyrating.
Adonis: But that aside, Malcolm knows, Kyojin knows and all of these people KNOW that Hot Wasabi are THE hottest team on Brutality, in EWNCW and in the whole damn world! Before us came the Sexiest Alpha Males and where Malcolm can agree they are good lookin'.. Malcolm also knows that they don't come anywhere near the level of heat that is radiating from this ring right now.. and Malcolm ain't talkin' about the charred remains of the masked marauder right there! Nor is he talkin' about the steaming, burnin' garbage that flows from this punks mouth here either! Malcolm's talkin' about the sheer.. raw.. sex appeal that seeps through every damn pore on his body! And the extreme levels of explosive fury that flows through the very veins of his partner Kyojin! So Malcolm wants both of you to realise that you ain't the future.. you ain't the present.. you are nothin' more than the past! And the future of Brutality is standin' right in front of you. Now can you feel THAT!?
Grant appears on stage and has a mic in hand ready to speak even as the crowd cheers his presence.
Grant: No, Malcolm, they don't need to feel that. I do. And I do...so tonight I think seeing you two teams in action will be a good thing.
In fact let's start that match right now.
Both teams look set for action as Grant leaves with a smile on his face.
Nick Newman: Good call, Boss. I can't wait to see Jesting Madness kick Hot Wasabi's ass
Terry Murdock: We have a huge impromptu match as Jesting Madness face Hot Wasabi.
Start at 6:55 Stop 17:01
Jesting Madness (LAX) vs Hot Wasabi (Daniels/Styles)
Terry Murdock: Kyojin with the springboard moonsault to Carlin on the outside.
Kyojin continues his assault on Carlin on the outside while Adonis and Grind meet head to head in the ring.
Adonis is the first to strike but Grind does not budge. Again Adonis strikes Grind with great force but it's no good so Adonis sees a girl flashing her tit out in the crowd and yells for the ref to look over which he does enjoying the scene before his eyes as Adonis shrugs and hits a low blow that makes the crowd go ohh as Grind falls to his knees and snap the ref out of his apparent trance, seeing the fallen Grind, he questions what Adonis has done but Adonis acts as if nothing happened.
Nick Newman: Oh come on, that's bullshit. The ref should've seen the low blow. Damn those titties!!!!
Adonis now goes for The Adonis Elbow (Peoples Elbow), where instead of throwing an arm band into the crowd Adonis flexes his biceps before kissing them and bounces off the ropes before being nearly decapitated by Carlin with a huge clothesline as Kyo lies beating and seemingly out on the outside.
Terry Murdock: We were so focused on the action in the ring, we missed out on Carlin taking out Kyojin.
Nick Newman: Carlin is my hero.
Carlin helps Grind back to his feet and they signal that the end is near. Adonis somehow stands on his own only to receive The Beheading (simultaneous Enzuigiri by Grind and Superkick from Carlin on Adonis). Adonis is out and Grind (the legal man) covers....1........2........Kyojin with The Rising Sun (Double Rotation Moonsault) onto Grind to break up the pin.
Nick Newman: Damn it, Jesting Madness had the match won.
Carlin can't believe it and begins to trade hots with Kyojin as Grind picks up Adonis, and he springs back to life punching Grind hard repeatedly. The ref tries to establish some order in the ring but fails to do so, decalring this match a no contest.
Lily Morgan: The following contest has declared a no contest.
They continue to trade before Kyojin uses a missed punch by Carlin to bounce off the ropes and connect with The Truth Hurts (Beautiful Disaster) before aiding Adonis in distracting Grind Bastard so they can execute The Fatal Flaw: Malcolm holds Grind in a modified headlock, consisting of placing his head on his bicep and flexing it tightly as he holds him in a standing position. Kyojin sizes Grind up and delivers a superkick, knocking the opponent from the headlock and to the mat t stand tall as the Jesting Madness are in the ring laid out as we go to commercial



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