Ape's RAW Peel and *NEW* SmackDown Smoothie (monkey around here)

[Iron Ape]

This thread will be weekly, one-stop shopping for all of the silly, asinine things we want to get out regarding WWE's flagship shows.

RULES:
- Keep things loose
- Keep things fun
but most importantly
- No excessive punctuation and/or uncomfortable, shirtless Glamour-Shots

oh, yeah
- If you have alcohol, be sure to share

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First thoughts coming up...

[Iron Ape]

- "Changing the landscape" doesn't mean what Triple H seems to think it means.

- Am I the only one who got kind of excited when Trips started hyping the Summerslam main event's special referee only to be completely devastated when he revealed it was going to be him? My girlfriend could literally here my eyes rolling from the other room. For a second there I actually thought he was going to say The Rock, or even Kevin Nash, but then I got smacked in the face with the Haitch's nose-sized realization that the next several months are going to consist of him shoving himself down our throats. Why some people have yet to tire of his shtick, I have no clue.

- R-Truth's promos are like The Wicker Man for the wrestling set. I love it.



- Someone needs to fire off an e-mail off to WWE's music division informing them that their idea of what constitutes relevant rock music is about a decade behind the times.

- I actually feel sorry for Jack Swagger. It's like watching an amputee bike courier try to deliver a package.

[Iron Ape]

Ouch. Even with Melina being gone, it doesn't look like there's much hope for JoMo.

[WWTNA Mark]

Ouch. Even with Melina being gone, it doesn't look like there's much hope for JoMo.

I know what you mean. Dude just got "squashed" by Truth.

[helmsley]

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[Bodom]

Hearing Cena say "Five Moves of Doom" made my night.

[Iron Ape]

Hearing Cena say "Five Moves of Doom" made my night.

The whole back-and-forth between him and Punk has been all kinds of excellent. Almost made up completely for the fact that the rest of the show was nothing but underwhelming.

[Iron Ape]

I know what you mean. Dude just got "squashed" by Truth.

JoMo's entire time since returning has been spent on his back, which runs a nice parallel with how his significant other is likely spending her time now that she finds her schedule suddenly open.

[Bodom]

The whole back-and-forth between him and Punk has been all kinds of excellent. Almost made up completely for the fact that the rest of the show was nothing but underwhelming.

Take away the Punk segments and this Raw was all sorts of suck.

[WWTNA Mark]

JoMo's entire time since returning has been spent on his back, which runs a nice parallel with how his significant other is likely spending her time now that she finds her schedule suddenly open.

I freaking lol'd at this!