Ape's RAW Peel and *NEW* SmackDown Smoothie (monkey around here)

[Iron Ape]

Second thing, I love the name of this thread...it's clever

Muchas gracias.

[johnnydropkicks]

I call him Michael McGillicutie

and I disagree on the promo. that promo just sounds like him putting a bunch of big words together.

[Iron Ape]

and I disagree on the promo. that promo just sounds like him putting a bunch of big words together.

A bunch? The only word approaching "big" would be genesis, and even that's a bit of a stretch.

[SilverGhost]

Stuck.....I need entertainment from this.

[Iron Ape]

Stuck.....I need entertainment from this.

Oh, hey. I just saw that you stickied this. Cool.

Show starts in a half hour. Hopefully tonight will bring some worthwhile shiz to rap about.

*crosses fingers for Otunga to be repackaged as Mr. FCW, complete with bright green unitard and European man-purse*

[Iron Ape]

- Haitch needs to add something to his entrance, kinda like how Vince had that crazy strut. Maybe instead of spraying water like he used to, he could spit mouthfuls of Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino into the audience (the suit just ain't sellin' the yuppie part enough).

- I don't want to see Smackdown stars on RAW. Sorry, I just don't; it gives me less of an incentive to tune in on Fridays. Also, it gives RAW's lesser-seen guys, well, less of a chance to get their shine on.

- Ah, the return of nWo music. Smart move. Though it does sort of undermine the angle that Nash ain't on the payroll.

[Iron Ape]

- Ah, the return of nWo music. Smart move. Though it does sort of undermine the angle that Nash ain't on the payroll.

Makes sense now that he's "got a contract".

[Iron Ape]

Dolph Ziggler >>> Randy Orton


EDIT: Ziggler might very well be the best in-ring performer in all of the WWE right now. I truly believe that.

[Bodom]

Oh good, they spent months building up Mark Henry so cena can beat him in 5 minutes for no reason

[TheMadThinker]

Yeah, that was a good match by raw standards.