Ape's RAW Peel and *NEW* SmackDown Smoothie (monkey around here)

[Amerinaine]

I bet we start with Lauranaitis.

[Bodom]

I feel a 12 minute Haitch promo coming on.

A 12 minute promo isn't bad by Triple H standards.

[Amerinaine]

A 12 minute promo isn't bad by Triple H standards.

Point.....

[Iron Ape]

A 12 minute promo isn't bad by Triple H standards.

12 minutes of suck will still be 12 minutes of suck.

[Iron Ape]

Serious question: was there ever any sort of resolution between Funk Man and Punk? That program seemingly ended out of nowhere.

[Robstar]

Haitch draws it out so much with that long-winded style of talking he has. I think he thinks it makes him sound badass, like he's measuring his words or something....but it just sounds like he forgot what the hell he was going to say.

[Giddy]

Serious question: was there ever any sort of resolution between Funk Man and Punk? That program seemingly ended out of nowhere.

No. I'm pretty sure that it ended at the Rumble, then he was kinda there for the Laurinaitis-Teddy feud (him vs DB, Laurinaitis said DB won, Teddy said Punk won) but other than that not really.

[Robstar]

Serious question: was there ever any sort of resolution between Funk Man and Punk? That program seemingly ended out of nowhere.

I think it'll come back around eventually. But I'm probably giving WWE too much credit here. I wouldn't be surprised if they trailed off as usual

[Giddy]

PEOPLE POWER!!! *disgusting Laurinaitis voice*

OH MY GOD! He's actually talking about his raspy smoker's voice!

[Iron Ape]

No. I'm pretty sure that it ended at the Rumble, then he was kinda there for the Laurinaitis-Teddy feud (him vs DB, Laurinaitis said DB won, Teddy said Punk won) but other than that not really.

The same thing happened with Punk and Haitch and Punk and Nash. They started a bunch of different shit that they then didn't even attempt to finish, and it sapped a good bit of whatever momentum Punk had coming off that 6/27 shoot.