Ape's RAW Peel and *NEW* SmackDown Smoothie (monkey around here)

[AirBourne]

If this were real, I'd feel bad. lol

But I hate to be Mrs. Cena watching that.

[Iron Ape]

So if Kane can lock the door from the outside, why couldn't Cena unlock it from the outside?

It might just be one of those things, like how Cena can't also summon fire to shoot from the ring-posts.

[K2Jelly]

Ryder wearing his neck brace, sitting in his wheelchair, holding his flowers, and getting his heartbroken genuinely made me laugh my ass off.

How about the look on his face when they came back to commercial break? Fucking hilarious.

[Iron Ape]

How about the look on his face when they came back to commercial break? Fucking hilarious.

Yeah, that was golden.

He was doing a little bit too much neck-turning to be selling whatever neck injury he's supposed to have, though. His head looked like it was about to unscrew itself and go all Chris Brown on Eve.

[Iron Ape]

Have any of you ever seen a Corey Haim flick from the 80s called Lucas? Zack Ryder has essentially become the title character from that movie.

[K2Jelly]

Soooo.....he can move without the wheelchair then?

[Iron Ape]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

So Zack Ryder gets killed on next week's show, right?

[K2Jelly]

Soooo.....he can move without the wheelchair then?

Never mind.

[Iron Ape]

Never mind.

Hahahahaha.

[Giddy]

Zack Ryder getting injured is going to become a running gag like Brodus's debut isn't it?