Ape's RAW Peel and *NEW* SmackDown Smoothie (monkey around here)

[Iron Ape]

I'd lay down with Layla, stick my *icky into Vickie, run a train on Kaitlyn and play Adam with Eve.
I'd give my banana to Aksana, my little jabroni to Naomi, explore the box of A.Fox and give my best to Beth.
There'd be a Tamina sixty-niner, and I'd landscape Cameron's cooch; I'd have a crack at L.Garcia and take a Karma Sutra Sharpshooter from Natalya in the nude....

But to touch AJ's vajayjay would be the bait that lead to jail in many different states!

This post is shades of this guy:

[Amerinaine]

Hahaha, poor Rosa. You'll notice I left her off my rhyme

Shoulda left Cameron and Naomi off too for the same reasons. They aren't so much Diva's as they are valets.

[Peter Kaymakcian]

I'd put on a show for Team Hell No!

[Robstar]

Shoulda left Cameron and Naomi off too for the same reasons. They aren't so much Diva's as they are valets.

No I left her off because I think she looks a bit trashy. Sorry, I know you like her

[Iron Ape]

Yeah, they all seem to have permeated here. I preferred it when there was only a couple of us in here. I guess they realised this was where the cool-kids hang.

[Robstar]

This post is shades of this guy:

What was his name again? I've only seen him on DVD's of the day

[Robstar]

Every fucking Tuesday, RAW really screws with the middle of my day!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yeeeeeah, your bowel is definitely not a place where you want to be keeping car keys.

Wouldn't be the most comfortable of places but I've heard of worse things. A jam jar for one.

[Robstar]

Wouldn't be the most comfortable of places but I've heard of worse things. A jam jar for one.

No, your bowel is definitely worse!

[Peter Kaymakcian]

This segment is gonna suck