The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

True, any from those can go!

Sunderland have a striker, he's just been farmed out on loan!

Yeah haha, it's weird last season they had Bent, Welbeck and Gyan now they have Wickham, Bendtnar and Ji, poor guys

I agree with what Wade said about Kenny's post. (easier than posting again )

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Fletcher is a top player for Wolves but he's got a shit manager who doesn't use him. About Wigan v Liverpool, I just think it's a game Liverpool are expected to win but won't. I may be wrong but don't you think it's that kind of game. Liverpool seem to me to be a bit like Spurs this season, unable to really punish the shit teams. If I'm right Barrett, I'll make you join the Kiss My Arse club. The Kenny Kiss My Arse Club. It's official bitch!

I agree, it could be a potential cock up! I've admitted we've done well against the top teams and poorly against the 'lower' teams but God damn it, not this time!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Yeah haha, it's weird last season they had Bent, Welbeck and Gyan now they have Wickham, Bendtnar and Ji, poor guys

I agree with what Wade said about Kenny's post. (easier than posting again )

They can try and recall Gyan!!

Cheers chief!

[Steve Austin]

They can try and recall Gyan!!

Cheers chief!

No problem

I doubt they will, I think they will sell him and just move on.

I agree with Wade again haha.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

No problem

I doubt they will, I think they will sell him and just move on.

I agree with Wade again haha.

Damn straight!

[Kenny_Penfold]

Yeah haha, it's weird last season they had Bent, Welbeck and Gyan now they have Wickham, Bendtnar and Ji, poor guys

I agree with what Wade said about Kenny's post. (easier than posting again )

I often go to Sunderland games and it's a real struggle to get goals. Gyan is a piss poor player (really lazy and he was overweight when I saw him in pre season) but Bent is a huge miss. The problem with Bent is that when he's not playing, he just fucks off shopping! As for Welbeck, he was good but in some games he looked lost so Welbeck ain't that big a deal. I've not seen much of Ji but Wickham has really good potential but his first touch needs improving but that'll come. The less said about Bendtner, the better. He's made more of an impact in car parks in Newcastle than he has at the SOL.

[Steve Austin]

I often go to Sunderland games and it's a real struggle to get goals. Gyan is a piss poor player (really lazy and he was overweight when I saw him in pre season) but Bent is a huge miss. The problem with Bent is that when he's not playing, he just fucks off shopping! As for Welbeck, he was good but in some games he looked lost so Welbeck ain't that big a deal. I've not seen much of Ji but Wickham has really good potential but his first touch needs improving but that'll come. The less said about Bendtner, the better. He's made more of an impact in car parks in Newcastle than he has at the SOL.

I agree with everything you said this time. What's wrong with me !?!? I'm probably just tired, no energy to argue!

Wickham is gonna be good, Ji doesn't look bad so it's alright.

Look at the great positive, you have 3 great keepers!

Anyway guys, I'll catch ya on the flipside

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I often go to Sunderland games and it's a real struggle to get goals. Gyan is a piss poor player (really lazy and he was overweight when I saw him in pre season) but Bent is a huge miss. The problem with Bent is that when he's not playing, he just fucks off shopping! As for Welbeck, he was good but in some games he looked lost so Welbeck ain't that big a deal. I've not seen much of Ji but Wickham has really good potential but his first touch needs improving but that'll come. The less said about Bendtner, the better. He's made more of an impact in car parks in Newcastle than he has at the SOL.

Ha! Bent prefers scoring bargains and Bendtner scoring with members of European Royal families!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I agree with everything you said this time. What's wrong with me !?!? I'm probably just tired, no energy to argue!

Wickham is gonna be good, Ji doesn't look bad so it's alright.

Look at the great positive, you have 3 great keepers!

Anyway guys, I'll catch ya on the flipside

Later chief!

[VanHooliganX]

Balotelli:

>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
>£10,000 in parking fines
>Car impounded 27 times
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside
>Rescued a child from bullying
>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
>Thinks milk with tea is strange
>Bibotelli saga
>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board
>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
>*** mental chicken hat
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere
>Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second
>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around
>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
>Connec
tions with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
>Set house on fire using fireworks
>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy
>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire
>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney

The whole firework thing situation was his brother. The fight with company wasn't a fight either, since Ballotelli fights are swear worded fights. His was a dispute about Italy or Belgium winning Euro 2012.