The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Hey guys

havent been on here since before crimbo, have i missed much ?.

also what happened too the clique ?. LOL

Hey chief!

You haven't missed a great deal!

The Clique is still here, just a bit quieter!

[Steve Austin]

Hey guys

havent been on here since before crimbo, have i missed much ?.

also what happened too the clique ?. LOL

Not much pal, I only came back last night so you wouldn't of missed anything

The clique is still going strong (sort of)

#clique4life

[Tommy Thunder]

Yaaaaaaa mon, I iz da 1! I iz talking like dis coz i iz a bad man, ya get me, faaaa real n that blood, u better b-leve it home slice coz rastamouse is comin for you niggerz! (too much?)

Damn straight it will be! I freaking love Henry! I just hope this doesn't tarnish his legacy.

We probably will sign Ba haha, about £35m? It's alright though because we pay too much for a Newcastle player (Carroll) and then we get an absolute bargain off them for £6m (Enrique) So £35m for Ba and then £6 for Tiote or Cabaye

Ah, so that was you, chief. How did it feel to have the banhammer come crashing down on your back?

Speaking of Cabaye, I REALLY want United to buy him. He's a brilliant midfielder, and if put in a top quality team (no offense to the magpies), he'd really flourish IMO.
We need a Scholes type guy who can pick a pass and score a goal, and Cabaye is the perfect fit IMO.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Hey chief!

You haven't missed a great deal!

The Clique is still here, just a bit quieter!

Not much pal, I only came back last night so you wouldn't of missed anything

The clique is still going strong (sort of)

#clique4life

LOL thats alrite then

#Clique4life

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Ah, so that was you, chief. How did it feel to have the banhammer come crashing down on your back?

Speaking of Cabaye, I REALLY want United to buy him. He's a brilliant midfielder, and if put in a top quality team (no offense to the magpies), he'd really flourish IMO.
We need a Scholes type guy who can pick a pass and score a goal, and Cabaye is the perfect fit IMO.

Nice too see you are back man!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Ah, so that was you, chief. How did it feel to have the banhammer come crashing down on your back?

Speaking of Cabaye, I REALLY want United to buy him. He's a brilliant midfielder, and if put in a top quality team (no offense to the magpies), he'd really flourish IMO.
We need a Scholes type guy who can pick a pass and score a goal, and Cabaye is the perfect fit IMO.

Cabaye could do a job for UTD! You are lacking in midfield, yet you're still joint top!!

Anybody decent Newcastle are lucky to have, you're not offending them!

[Steve Austin]

Ah, so that was you, chief. How did it feel to have the banhammer come crashing down on your back?

Speaking of Cabaye, I REALLY want United to buy him. He's a brilliant midfielder, and if put in a top quality team (no offense to the magpies), he'd really flourish IMO.
We need a Scholes type guy who can pick a pass and score a goal, and Cabaye is the perfect fit IMO.

Damn my idendity is exposed!

Yeah Cabaye is a real quality player who is too good for Newcastle although most of there starting XI is very good. Krul, Coloccini, Steven Taylor, Tiote, Cabaye, Jonas, Ben Arfa, Ba. They are all very good players.

Great call from Pardew with him and Ba.

I hate seeing players that good at a team like Newcastle, no disrespect to Newcastle but people like Cabaye deserve to be playing football at the highest level and he could do wonders in that Utd midfield.

Ba and Tiote will both probably go to better teams and even Jonas, he gives even the best full backs a torrid time and he's extremely hardworking and sets up a lot of chances.

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Ah, so that was you, chief. How did it feel to have the banhammer come crashing down on your back?

Speaking of Cabaye, I REALLY want United to buy him. He's a brilliant midfielder, and if put in a top quality team (no offense to the magpies), he'd really flourish IMO.
We need a Scholes type guy who can pick a pass and score a goal, and Cabaye is the perfect fit IMO.

I still can't believe absolutely no-one went in for him.

He had an outstanding season at Lille, only 24, and has shown how much quality he has.

He cost Newcastle £4million, unbelievable. Would fit in any Premiership team.

[Steve Austin]

Ancelotti is almost PSG manager, good appointment IMO.

He's a great manager and seems like a nice guy, I really didn't want to see him leave the Chelsea or the prem/

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Ancelotti is almost PSG manager, good appointment IMO.

He's a great manager and seems like a nice guy, I really didn't want to see him leave the Chelsea or the prem/

Yeh he's a good manager! the olny bad thing i see about him.. he dosent freshen up teams too well! i hear when he's appointed he's looking too get malouda, okay he's not bad.. but should be building a team too challenge for everything for years too come! like his AC milan team, very good players! but needed too start rebuilding and he didnt do it! good manager tho no doubt!