The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

Because Kompany is a better captain. Duh!

And so is Gerrard! Barry shouldn't even be in the England team!

[Steve Austin]

Team of the week to come after tomorrows games! I know you're all excited to see who made it!

[Steve Austin]

Team of the week to come after tomorrows games! I know you're all excited to see who made it!

I think I'm gonna insert a goal of the week as well!

Top 3 best Premier League goals of the week

Maybe...

[VanHooliganX]

And so is Gerrard! Barry shouldn't even be in the England team!

O_o You must be drunk.

Barry is a hell of a lot better then most midfielders in this country.

Again (and I don't know why people don't understand) a midfielders job isn't to try and get the goals. That is what strikers are for.

Barry is a great playmaker.

[Steve Austin]

O_o You must be drunk.

Barry is a hell of a lot better then most midfielders in this country.

Again (and I don't know why people don't understand) a midfielders job isn't to try and get the goals. That is what strikers are for.

Barry is a great playmaker.

I'm pretty sure everyone knows that. Chipping in with goals helps though. He isn't a good playmaker, playmakers create chances and get assists, Silva is a great playmaker!

#ImStraightEdge

Barry sits next to De Jong or Toure and pretends to do stuff while fouling players to hold up play.

Gerrard > Parker > Scholes > Milner > Lampard > Wilshere > Carrick > Murphy > Huddlestone > Barry!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Top goals sound good young Steven!

[Steve Austin]

Top goals sound good young Steven!

Cheers old Wade

All will be revealed tomorrow evening

[VanHooliganX]

I'm pretty sure everyone knows that. Chipping in with goals helps though. He isn't a good playmaker, playmakers create chances and get assists, Silva is a great playmaker!

#ImStraightEdge

Barry sits next to De Jong or Toure and pretends to do stuff while fouling players to hold up play.

Gerrard > Parker > Scholes > Milner > Lampard > Wilshere > Carrick > Murphy > Huddlestone > Barry!

Silva is out best player easily but Barry does good when he plays for us. You need to watch City more.

#NotHardToBe

Hardly. If you truly think he "pretends to do stuff" then you really need to watch just him play O_o

You have Lampard 5th. Really? ...Really!?

Me > Lampard. A guy with no legs > Lampard!

He CANNOT play for England and the only reason he is good for Chelsea is cause Chelsea was built around him.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Cheers old Wade

All will be revealed tomorrow evening

Sweeeet!

[Steve Austin]

Silva is out best player easily but Barry does good when he plays for us. You need to watch City more.

#NotHardToBe

Hardly. If you truly think he "pretends to do stuff" then you really need to watch just him play O_o

You have Lampard 5th. Really? ...Really!?

Me > Lampard. A guy with no legs > Lampard!

He CANNOT play for England and the only reason he is good for Chelsea is cause Chelsea was built around him.

I watch every football game on TV and when there isn't one I turn to #StreamingFTW, I've seen plenty of City games and any games I've missed because another one was on or there was no stream I watch the extended highlights of it!

(Yes I have no life outside football ) #ImNotStraightEdgeButItsProbablyPrettyToughToBe

Lampard may well be extremely overrated but he's a good player! No wait, what the hell am I saying, he's shocking, but he's better than Barry!