The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[JSullivan]

What the hell is wrong with you man?!

*Someone whispers in my ear*

Ah that explains it, you're a Spurs fan!

No, I think it's because I was dropped down the stairs as a baby.

No, seriously, I was. Lmao.

Some may hang on to see if Chelski win the Champs League!

True dat!

[Shaz11]

Guys, have we offered Pogba a contract yet?

[pauadrian]

Absolutely! The more the merrier!

If only Chicharito would have gone in, he might have stolen the win.......................



FUCK
*runs away pissed off*

[JSullivan]

Cheers man :P




You're my new favourite you ;D

How long did it take you? lol

Hasn't happened yet, but tonight is the night...

I'm just gonna play some Barry White and get it in the mood.

Know what 'm sayn?

[K-Jammin]

Classic, can I join in

I'm curious, how does a guy from Mexico start supporting Wigan? Obviously there's nothing wrong with it lol I'm just interested in how you came about them.

[Steve Austin]

No, I think it's because I was dropped down the stairs as a baby.

No, seriously, I was. Lmao.

Yet explains why you're a Spurs fan then

Guys, have we offered Pogba a contract yet?

May of offered him one but he hasn't signed one yet, reports were false!

[JSullivan]

Guys, have we offered Pogba a contract yet?

Last I heard, he'd agreed a deal with Juve, or was close to or some shit.

Then I heard he was happy to stay.

Wikipedia?

[JSullivan]

Yet explains why you're a Spurs fan then

Well played...Cunt.

[Shaz11]

Last I heard, he'd agreed a deal with Juve, or was close to or some shit.

Then I heard he was happy to stay.

Wikipedia?

Wiki's crap bro, it said that we brought Douglas Costa! When we obviously didn't!

[pauadrian]

I'm curious, how does a guy from Mexico start supporting Wigan? Obviously there's nothing wrong with it lol I'm just interested in how you came about them.

*Watches KSIOLJAIDEBT*
*Heskey is god*
*Searches Heskey*
*Played for Wigan*
*supports Wigan *