The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[JSullivan]

The more I hear about him the more I'm truly glad he isn't coming to the Etihad.

Heres to a season of him going into a hissy fit when Chelsea go on the shitstreak next year.

I bet he smells like Smegma as well.

Honestly, I think if he carries on he'll have a short career.

Abrahmovic will NOT stand for his bullshit, trust me.



I might start checking out Valencia's games.

Always quite liked them and I don't yet support a Spanish side.

Don't fancy Barca or Real either, although I love watching them play.

[JSullivan]

Juventus involved in a scandal again?

Conte from what I've read - not sure how directly that affects them.

This is why I stopped watching Juventus the first time around - I want nothing to do with match-fixing bullshit.

[akbar]

My team wins championships,yours?





No

Winning championships doesn't mean you could excuse yourself from fucking yourself...

And what team?

[magglis]

Winning championships doesn't mean you could excuse yourself from fucking yourself...

And what team?

Utd Akbar Utd and winning championships means we can fuck you up every year

[magglis]

Conte from what I've read - not sure how directly that affects them.

This is why I stopped watching Juventus the first time around - I want nothing to do with match-fixing bullshit.

I think Crissito is involved too

[JSullivan]

Utd Akbar Utd and winning championships means we can fuck you up every year

I love you, you cocky little twat.

Never change <3

[JSullivan]

I think Crissito is involved too

I couldn't remember.

Just the two people I think.

[magglis]

I love you, you cocky little twat.

Never change <3

Yes i'm sometimes but i love akbar and you off course

[magglis]

I couldn't remember.

Just the two people I think.

They said on tv that 5 people were involved in the scandal

[Steve Austin]

England on FM, so after my last friendly I go on holiday until next squad selection (for the Euros)

Instead it decides to bring me back after that and now my squad is already decided. Can't edit it or anything!

It's;

Hart, Carson, Forster

Johnson, Walker, Baines, Cole, Terry, Ferdinand, Cahill, Jagielka, Jones

Gerrard (C) Lampard, Parker, Milner, Young, Johnson, Downing, Walcott

Defoe and Crouch.

Not the worst but some key men and lack of strikers missing.


My group is; Norway, Netherlands and Portugal.


My line up is changing ever game cause of injuries but when full strength it would be;

Hart, Johnson, Ferdinand, Terry, Cole, Lampard, Parker, Young, Gerrard, Downing, Defoe.

But Parker is injured so Jones is playing and very well, same with Milner in for Downing.

1st game v Norway, I win 3-1, Terry, Defoe and Lampard.

2nd game v Holland, 1-1, Kuyt pen and Walcott scored for me.

3rd game v Portugal, whoever won would go through with Holland.

Ronaldo scored early on but then Lampard and Defoe both scored, going well and Terry gets sent off, Portugal start to dominate, Ronaldo equalises but then gets subbed off!

I bring on Crouch and Parker for Lampard and Defoe, Young dives (It actually said it looked like a dive ) gets me a pen which Parker scores. 3-2

Good stuff from a tough group, Spain came 2nd though so then I get them!

Spain time and Terry, Ferdinand and Cole are all out! Baines, Jones and Jagielka come in.

Early goal from Villa and Spain dominate, 88th minute Young scores!

Extra time, Spain dominate again! 119th minute Parker!!!!!!!!!! 2-1!!!

In the semis!!!!!!!

Got Sweden in the semis who are flying! Beat Germany 5-0!

Phil Jones who was been amazing in this tournemant is now injured but Terry is back from suspension.

Parker who has also been outstanding puts me 1-0.

Rada Prica equalises late on and it goes to extra time.

121 minutes on the clock it looks like pens but NO! STEWART DOWNING SCOERES! And we're in the final!

Got Holland in the final, the team I drew with in my group, Baines is suspended but has been superb! Cole is back though,

Crouch is starting and 1 minute in he knocks one down for Downing to put us 1-0 up! Heartbreak for Downing as he is injured and Milner replaces him.

15 minutes in and captain Gerrard is unfairly shown a red card!

The red card has no effect and we win 1-0!

ENGLAND HAVE WON EURO 2012! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anyway, gonna leave that job, manage Team GB at the Olympics and go for a club team!