The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Shaz11]

If Liverpool are relegated by the time I get back, I'll buy 'em myself.

LOL. I doubt they'll get relegated though. Haha.

[VanHooliganX]

We really can't ever win at Stoke...

Few things:
- Happy with 1-1 since we did that last season, if we copy last seasons matches I'm pretty much happy
- Crouch cheats. He dived to relegate Bolton, he handballs it all the time and he doesn't exactly have many seasons left in him.
- Javi Garcia is a very good DM it seems Maicon was okay methinks but I'll need to see more of them
- A Ballotelli off day... Should've subbed him quicker

[Y2Jryder]

Fuck you Tomsta! I ain't no fake fan!

How many times have you been in Old Trafford you say?

[Shaz11]

How many times have you been in Old Trafford you say?

Well, why you don't give me some cash then?

[Y2Jryder]

Well, why you don't give me some cash then?

Why should I give you money so you can support Man U?

[Shaz11]

Why should I give you money so you can support Man U?

No. I don't have no money cause I've gotta earn my money. I certainly don't have enough cash like most of you people, to watch Utd. Like I said, when I have the money, I will see them.

[Y2Jryder]

No. I don't have no money cause I've gotta earn my money. I certainly don't have enough cash like most of you people, to watch Utd. Like I said, when I have the money, I will see them.

How much is a ticket for a game?

[Shaz11]

How much is a ticket for a game?

I don't know. When I get a job and shit, I'll use my spare time and get a season ticket.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

How much is a ticket for a game?

I paid around £45 the last time I went bro!

It's not about a 6 hour coach journey though

[Y2Jryder]

I paid around £45 the last time I went bro!

It's not about a 6 hour coach journey though

That's an average price! where do you live bro?