The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Jay T]

2 games 5-0. Who gives a fuck whether we should of beat them more? No one.

No one remembers qualifyrers come the World Cup!

Unless we beat the Germans 5-1 then everyone remembers

But you're right no one will give a fuck when we qualify.

[Steve Austin]

Cracking goal from Bale! Not the pen

[Jay T]

I don't wish for any player to get hurt but since RVP has a history of getting injured during Internationale break... and ermm if tradition was to be kept and someone was to do something not nice to him... I won't be the most upset person in the world, just saying.

Think you should throw them RVP Grapes away Akbar.Must be beyond sour now

[akbar]

I'm out lads, I'll pop up whenever Arsenal win.

[Steve Austin]

I'm out lads, I'll pop up whenever Arsenal win.

See ya next August!

[akbar]

See ya next August!

Saw that joke coming from a mile away.

Also I'll probably come back whenever Liverpool lose.

[Steve Austin]

Saw that joke coming from a mile away.

Also I'll probably come back whenever Liverpool lose.

See ya next week!

[akbar]

See ya next week!

(also saw that joke from a mile away) It's a date.

Now I'm really out.

[Steve Austin]

(also saw that joke from a mile away) It's a date.

Now I'm really out.

You thought I'd say see ya next August again liar!

Laters Akkie B.

[VanHooliganX]

(also saw that joke from a mile away) It's a date.

Now I'm really out.

Cya in 5 minutes.