The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Shining Light]

At Old Trafford, thought I'd let you guys know that Rooney's getting absolutely terrored right now by the fans

[VanHooliganX]

Eastenders take note. Longs a beast actor. Can dive with the best of them.

Contact but nowhere near enough to take a grown man down.

[Steve Austin]

At Old Trafford, thought I'd let you guys know that Rooney's getting absolutely terrored right now by the fans

What the Utd fans?

Apparently De Gea should of come out for that, needs to stop being afraid of getting hurt.

[magglis]

At Old Trafford, thought I'd let you guys know that Rooney's getting absolutely terrored right now by the fans

What they have to say now.Great cross from RVP

[Steve Austin]

Eastenders take note. Longs a beast actor. Can dive with the best of them.

Contact but nowhere near enough to take a grown man down.

Any contact is enough for almost all players to go down these days. You should know almost all the City players do it!

[magglis]

Sterling scores

#Future

[Steve Austin]

Sterling you talented son of a bitch!!!!!

[VanHooliganX]

This ref...

"Claaaatternburgs a wanker, a wanker" are the current chants

Mainly cause he stops the game every 2 seconds.

[VanHooliganX]

Any contact is enough for almost all players to go down these days. You should know almost all the City players do it!

Oh yeah everyone dives right

Ballotelli, Nasri and Tevez dive.

*looks at Liverpools squad* Rich Steve, rich.

[Steve Austin]

Oh yeah everyone dives right

Ballotelli, Nasri and Tevez dive.

*looks at Liverpools squad* Rich Steve, rich.

You can't seriously say no of them has gone down easily before, I've seen it plenty of times.

Most players can stay on their feet with contact, most still go down.