The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**akbar** · 10-31-2012, 01:28 PM

I'm semi high right now, so forgive me if I say something out of character.

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 10-31-2012, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by akbar

Basically what I'm saying is: If we don't get a minimum of 2 penalties and 1 red card (preferably RVP but any of those twats are fine, I'm not a picky person). If we don't get those, then it's fair to say that the scumbag Fergie has all those ref's on his payroll...

That's totally fair.

**akbar** · 10-31-2012, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

That's totally fair.

So it's established:

-If Arsenal win then it was a fair game and all this ref and UTD talk are nonsense but if UTD win, then they're blatant cheaters.

**Steve Austin** · 10-31-2012, 02:02 PM

BREAKING NEWS : As the race row involving Chelsea and Referee Mark Clattenburg continues, sources can now reveal what exactly was said. With modern technology, microphones on referees and 4th officials ect ect, Clattenburg was heard to be calling Fernando Torres a "Striker" In an interview with the press, Clattenburg said he was truely sorry for any offense caused to Strikers around the Premier league.