The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[akbar]

LOL He mad.

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Just a wee bit melodramatic from Fergie

"Robin van Persie is lucky to be alive. It was a disgraceful act from their player today and he should be banned by the FA. Robin could have had a broken neck."

[Shaz11]

Fuckin' hell. I seriously hope Chelsea get a massive fine, cause they raped Villa to oblivion. #paedos

[Shaz11]

Just a wee bit melodramatic from Fergie

"Robin van Persie is lucky to be alive. It was a disgraceful act from their player today and he should be banned by the FA. Robin could have had a broken neck."

A wee bit? Lol.

[VanHooliganX]

A wee bit? Lol.

Irish for a small amount.

She writes like how my GF does so I 100% know all her sayings ;D

[Shaz11]

Irish for a small amount.

She writes like how my GF does so I 100% know all her sayings ;D

Naah. I know what it means. But Fergie wasn't being a wee bit melodramatic. He was being fully melodramatic lol.

BREAKING: Ashley Williams has been arrested due to attempted murder on Robin Van Persie.

[VanHooliganX]

Naah. I know what it means. But Fergie wasn't being a wee bit melodramatic. He was being fully melodramatic lol.

BREAKING: Ashley Williams has been arrested due to attempted murder on Robin Van Persie.

RVP no sold that. If he continues to get up after incidents like that instead of selling for 20 minutes I dare say he's not a real footballer.

What's next? Not diving? Joining a team not because of money?

NOT IN MY MODERN FOOTBALL!

[Tommy Thunder]

I love Fergie lol!

Well deserved point for Swansea today though, well done them.

Shocked that Chelsea dind't go into double figures today against Villa. That performance cements my belief that they'll go down.

[VanHooliganX]

I love Fergie lol!

Well deserved point for Swansea today though, well done them.

Shocked that Chelsea dind't go into double figures today against Villa. That performance cements my belief that they'll go down.

Yeah 100% agree now.

The past few times I've seen Villa I've actually thought that they may do a hell of a lot better then Sunderland and Newcastle who're getting sucked into this battle but Jesus Christ. Cue the delusional Chelsea fans who still think they have a chance whatsoever of even catching City up.

[VanHooliganX]

Also. What a shit day for football. Granted it's X-Mas eve but considering not all countries make a big thing about it you'd think their would be more then:

Shmona vs M. Haifa in Israel and 2 Malaysian teams in a friendly at the senior level.

Everyday there is a stupid amount of football on worldwide and this is it :S

Having said that, most countries seem to be going all out for Boxing day.