The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Wade Barrett 1979]

See, how does Pirlo not feature in the Fifa World XI if he's ahead of Alonso, who is in the team?

He plays for the wrong team, like all the other none Barca and Madrid players on that list.

[Shaz11]

Simple.

Barcelona + Real Madrid + Falcao = FIFA World XI

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

See, how does Pirlo not feature in the Fifa World XI if he's ahead of Alonso, who is in the team?

Duh? He don't play in Spain.

EDIT: I see I was beating to the joke twice.

[VanHooliganX]

My point exactly. IMO, as good as Alonso is,based on the past 12 months, Pirlo deserved to be in ahead of him.

Aye, I said that to Pau when they released it.

It's not even under tactics but just the midfielder so I'm so confused how Pirlo isn't in the team. It's bullshit.

If Yaya Toure finished 1 position higher (/Above Alonso) he'd still be in the world 11.

I'm inb4'ing La Liga rigged it cause Bundesliga, Seria A and Premier League having not 1 player is bullshit.

The defence and Alonso is a joke.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

• Cristiano Ronaldo puts his personal disappointment aside as he shows his appreciation for Lionel Messi. Clearly delighted for the Argentine despite the pair being rivals. Gracious.
  
  Ron.jpg

[Shaz11]

• Cristiano Ronaldo puts his personal disappointment aside as he shows his appreciation for Lionel Messi. Clearly delighted for the Argentine despite the pair being rivals. Gracious.
  
  Ron.jpg

That is fuckin' hilarious hahahahahaha

[AshleyPunk]

• Cristiano Ronaldo puts his personal disappointment aside as he shows his appreciation for Lionel Messi. Clearly delighted for the Argentine despite the pair being rivals. Gracious.
  
  Ron.jpg

Awk he is such a gracious loser

[Shaz11]

Alves has only played 18 games in 2012, what the fuck?!

[VanHooliganX]

Aye, I said that to Pau when they released it.

It's not even under tactics but just the midfielder so I'm so confused how Pirlo isn't in the team. It's bullshit.

If Yaya Toure finished 1 position higher (/Above Alonso) he'd still be in the world 11.

I'm inb4'ing La Liga rigged it cause Bundesliga, Seria A and Premier League having not 1 player is bullshit.

The defence and Alonso is a joke.

Need proof FIFA is corrupt.

*points to Russia over Portugal/Spain and England and Quarter over USA and Aussieland*

I-I never liked the world cup in summer anyway. I'd much rather go to 2 extreme climates with fuck all world class sportings venues.

• Cristiano Ronaldo puts his personal disappointment aside as he shows his appreciation for Lionel Messi. Clearly delighted for the Argentine despite the pair being rivals. Gracious.
  
  Ron.jpg

There was a great picture on /sp/ of him trying to smile as well. Priceless!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Awk he is such a gracious loser

He must have spent literally seconds practicing that face.