The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

And B-Mac being a successful troll definitely won't happen.

Don't tell him that Shaz, he has no other reason to live!

[Shaz11]

I watched Football Focus earlier- I'm glad that I'm not the only who thinks what Savage thought about Suarez.

[Shaz11]

Don't tell him that Shaz, he has no other reason to live!

But he told me that my laptop should rot in hell.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm hoping Paige jumps out of my screen, two things that aint gonna happen!

You'll be lovin' it if Wigan equalise now. You'll be sat at your computer, with my sig on your screen and trousers round your ankles.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I watched Football Focus earlier- I'm glad that I'm not the only who thinks what Savage thought about Suarez.

Didn't see it, what did he say?

[Steve Austin]

I watched Football Focus earlier- I'm glad that I'm not the only who thinks what Savage thought about Suarez.

Do you not know Soccer Saturday exists?

What did he say?

[Steve Austin]

You'll be lovin' it if Wigan equalise now. You'll be sat at your computer, with my sig on your screen and trousers round your ankles.

I already am!

But he told me that my laptop should rot in hell.

What he really meant was "Someone please take notice of me!!!"

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I already am!
What he really meant was "Someone please take notice of me!!!"

I don't know what I was thinking, as I posted it I thought, 'He probably already is!'

[Steve Austin]

I don't know what I was thinking, as I posted it I thought, 'He probably already is!'

Haha. I can't remember the last time my trousers were around my waist!

[B-MCINTYRE]

But he told me that my laptop should rot in hell.

And it should