The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Nope. To be fair, we did end up losing to them (Even if it was Seamans fault lol)

Having said that, we should've done Nigeria in and finished first in our group so we got Brazil in semis instead ;_;

As always with England too many 'ifs' 'buts' and 'should have beens.'

[VanHooliganX]

As always with England too many 'ifs' 'buts' and 'should have beens.'

;_; It's true.

Don't worry though lads. I'm sure we'll be able to beat South American teams on the South American doorstep!

Oh...

Don't worry though lads! I'm sure we'll win the first December World Cup in Russ--...

DON'T WORRY THOUGH LADS! I'M sure we'll be 1 of 3 teams that survives the blistering unplayable heat!

[VanHooliganX]

Apparently some Villa fans are already leaving 30 minutes in.

Wow...

[VanHooliganX]

Did you know? Newcastle Utd are 40% French. Tesco beef burgers are 30% horse. The DW Stadium is only ever 8% full. Aston Villa are 100% down

[Y2Jryder]

My all time favourite

Where is the linesman looking at?

[The Revenant]

Apparently some Villa fans are already leaving 30 minutes in.

Wow...

They showed Viila fans leaving before the replay of Cabaye's wonder strike.

Still the game could get called off because of a waterlogged pitch

The Villa tears are pouring down

[VanHooliganX]

*sigh* This is great possession and everything City but you don't get 3 points for raping the possession stats ;_;

[Y2Jryder]

Just visited the WWE section..

[magglis]

Floccari killed Juve at injury time

And well done QPR

[Wade Barrett 1979]

LOLVilla.

Bet they're so glad they hounded out McLeish now.