The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[AshleyPunk]

I've got a few coming up, hence why I'm revising. I'm off for now though, catch ya later.

laters shazmatraz

[Shaz11]

Oh and it's true Wade! It's damn true!

D&G > Coutinho

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Oh and it's true Wade! It's damn true!

D&G > Coutinho

[Shaz11]

I'm down here you freak.

[akbar]

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[Shaz11]

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LOL. I think he'll start off pretty shit, but then he'll improve after each game- to get used to the EPL. He'll be sick I reckon.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

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I'm awaiting your tears when Villa moves to City.

[akbar]

I'm awaiting your tears when Villa moves to City.

Say it ain't so?

[magglis]

[akbar]

hahahahaaha Dude on what player to sign.

Edward Lowe on Twitter: "As a Villa fan, anyone. Just anyone."