The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**Steve Austin** · 01-31-2013, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Shining Light

Typed this so many times, I've made it a keyboard shortcut on my iPhone

Haha good man!

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-31-2013, 12:58 PM

Beckham gives all his money to charity, some fans still find a way to have a pop at him.

**Steve Austin** · 01-31-2013, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

Beckham gives all his money to charity, some fans still find a way to have a pop at him.

Shining...

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-31-2013, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Shining...

Manu fan, what do you expect?

**Steve Austin** · 01-31-2013, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

Manu fan, what do you expect?

Good point...

**Tomsta666** · 01-31-2013, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

Beckham gives all his money to charity, some fans still find a way to have a pop at him.

Here's what everyone's favourite ex-pat has been saying on Twitter

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
It's very nice that Beckham's giving his PSG playing salary to charity, but let's be clear - he won't be playing for the 1st team at all.

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Sorry, just find this Beckham/PSG hype so tedious - he stopped playing proper football years ago. This is just a marketing scam.

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
'I'm very proud to be picked as part of PSG's future' - David Beckham, who's signed a 5-MONTH contract!

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Anyone (like @benwinston ) who thinks PSG have signed Beckham for football reasons is barking up the wrong arbre. #LeShirtSeller

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Beckham...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz #PSG #ShirtSeller

Stay classy piers, and stay over there

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-31-2013, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Tomsta666

Here's what everyone's favourite ex-pat has been saying on Twitter

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
It's very nice that Beckham's giving his PSG playing salary to charity, but let's be clear - he won't be playing for the 1st team at all.

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Sorry, just find this Beckham/PSG hype so tedious - he stopped playing proper football years ago. This is just a marketing scam.

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
'I'm very proud to be picked as part of PSG's future' - David Beckham, who's signed a 5-MONTH contract!

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Anyone (like @benwinston ) who thinks PSG have signed Beckham for football reasons is barking up the wrong arbre. #LeShirtSeller

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Beckham...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz #PSG #ShirtSeller

Stay classy piers, and stay over there

Can someone Twitter this twat and tell him he's a fat cunt, with a shit chat show who needs to take a long walk off a short pier.

**Steve Austin** · 01-31-2013, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Tomsta666

Here's what everyone's favourite ex-pat has been saying on Twitter

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
It's very nice that Beckham's giving his PSG playing salary to charity, but let's be clear - he won't be playing for the 1st team at all.

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Sorry, just find this Beckham/PSG hype so tedious - he stopped playing proper football years ago. This is just a marketing scam.

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
'I'm very proud to be picked as part of PSG's future' - David Beckham, who's signed a 5-MONTH contract!

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Anyone (like @benwinston ) who thinks PSG have signed Beckham for football reasons is barking up the wrong arbre. #LeShirtSeller

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Beckham...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz #PSG #ShirtSeller

Stay classy piers, and stay over there

World's biggest cunt!