The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-31-2013, 05:33 PM

Jagjit from Wolverhampton, via text: "Great bit of business for Arsenal. Champions league spot secured."

**Steve Austin** · 01-31-2013, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Shaz11

Will Keane > Suarez.
Amos > Reina.
Powell > Gerrard.

Need I carry on embarrassing myself?

If you want...

**akbar** · 01-31-2013, 05:34 PM

Arsenal > Liverpool

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-31-2013, 05:34 PM

BaggiePhil, via text: "Can't wait for Odemwingie's mileage claim for his trip to West London to hit our chairman's desk..."

**VanHooliganX** · 01-31-2013, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by akbar

Am I the only one who agrees with everything he just said?

Especially...
Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan
Sorry, just find this Beckham/PSG hype so tedious - he stopped playing proper football years ago. This is just a marketing scam.

Nah I agree with you. Beckham being the attention whore he always is. Can't blame him though, his playing career is coming to an end so making a good name of himself is a good idea.

**VanHooliganX** · 01-31-2013, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by akbar

Arsenal > Liverpool

Inb4 replies.

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-31-2013, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by akbar

Arsenal < Liverpool

Agreed at last.

**Tomsta666** · 02-01-2013, 05:00 AM

Last edited by Tomsta666; 02-01-2013 at 05:03 AM.

**VanHooliganX** · 02-01-2013, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by Tomsta666

I'd agree with you, if I was a cynical cunt like Morgan is. Sir David of Beckham is an absolute saint. Absolutely untouchable. The fact that Morgan is spewing stuff like this after Becks has said he's giving away his wages to charity, just goes to show what a vile, waste of spunk he really is.

Whilst Morgan is a cunt and barely knows what he is talking about. But even if he is a stupid twat he can be right on things.

Example: JJ returns and uses good ol' Wikipedia via copy and pasting to prove 3 + 3 = 6
He may be an idiot but he's right that it does equal 6. It's pretty much a publicity thing. I'm glad he's doing the charity thing and he's made a great name of himself but let's not go full fan boy just cause Piers finally said something right.

How is Beckham untouchable? Cause he scored vs Greece to save us from missing out on a tournament? That makes no sense. What makes him untouchable? Granted, he's 1 of the best to ever put on an England shirt but that doesn't make him untouchable, helped MLS grow massively and helped Japanese kids get funny hairstyles at a world cup but that doesn't make him untouchable.

Alan Shearer for England and arguably 1 of the better strikers we've ever had and you slate him for being a shit pundit and I'm fairly confident that Alan is a lot smarter then Davey.