The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

The feeling is mutual. *cries*

Fuck off Shaz!

[Shaz11]

Fuck off Shaz!

Or what? Fool!

So on my Fantasy Football, and I've got Sterling, Gerrard and Suarez 'cause Liverpool got double games. I was gonna get Sturridge, for Le Fondre (I got him before the Chelsea/Reading game, so he scored two for me the other week ). Gerrard is my captain.

[Steve Austin]

Or what? Fool!

So on my Fantasy Football, and I've got Sterling, Gerrard and Suarez 'cause Liverpool got double games. I was gonna get Sturridge, for Le Fondre (I got him before the Chelsea/Reading game, so he scored two for me the other week ). Gerrard is my captain.

Good shout with ALF! Take Sterling out, he's on a rest period.

[Giddy]

I'm baaaack! It's great to be back guys!

Now let's talk about some football! How 'bout that Wigan

[Steve Austin]

I'm baaaack! It's great to be back guys!

Now let's talk about some football! How 'bout that Wigan

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Shaz11]

Good shout with ALF! Take Sterling out, he's on a rest period.

You're fucking joking. I put Sterling on this week. *facepalm*

I got Fellaini (9m) as well- for Pilkington (12m), could've used it for Sturridge but ALF was 6m, whereas Sturridge is 14m (I think).

[Shaz11]

I'm baaaack! It's great to be back guys!

Now let's talk about some football! How 'bout that Wigan

You've got Chelsea this week. #GoLatics

[Steve Austin]

You're fucking joking. I put Sterling on this week. *facepalm*

I got Fellaini (9m) as well- for Pilkington (12m), could've used it for Sturridge but ALF was 6m, whereas Sturridge is 14m (I think).

ALF never starts so you gotta hope Reading bring him on and we manages to score every week. May be back in the line up soon.

Pilkington cost 12m? :O

[Shaz11]

ALF never starts so you gotta hope Reading bring him on and we manages to score every week. May be back in the line up soon.

Pilkington cost 12m? :O

I know, hence why I had him on the bench this week.

Yep.

[Steve Austin]

I know, hence why I had him on the bench this week.

Yep.

That's madness! He's shit!