The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Tomsta666]

We weren't that great while jeweller and viduka were at their best anyway. Cahill at his best was when Australia did any good internationally.

Nice Mac, I'm proud of you. That was a legitimate contribution to this thread. See, you can do it cobber!!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Nice Mac, I'm proud of you. That was a legitimate contribution to this thread. See, you can do it cobber!!

I'm actually not completely in the dark about the sport, I just can't stab watching a whole game because it really is without much TI entertain... They should do away with Goalies. Then the sport would be awesome.

[akbar]

They should do away with Goalies. Then the sport would be awesome.

Lol Not a bad shout.

[B-MCINTYRE]

Lol Not a bad shout.

They should. Defenders would have to Work harder and noone could complain about lack of goals because you wouldn't have games ending nil all...

[VanHooliganX]

Might as well call me Van Sidelessigan X from now on. Cause that shit just made me lose them! :')

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Our team is full of talent and many EPL teams are interested in them. You call them average now, you say otherwise when Utd buys Fischer and Eriksen.
Think you're being a hypocrite. Can blame you when Fergie is you manager

No doubting you have talented players, but so do many teams. If you don't think your team is average though then you are in denial my friend, sure.. you might have some great players in the future but that's beside the point now. Even your second team Spurs is better then Ajax. (Go ahead, talk about money again.)

Let's just hope there as talented as Babel was to mean't to be..

Hypocrite? lol Go home Ryder, You're drunk.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Might as well call me Van Sidelessigan X from now on. Cause that shit just made me lose them! :')

Hmm.

Can I just keep calling you Van?

[akbar]

They should. Defenders would have to Work harder and noone could complain about lack of goals because you wouldn't have games ending nil all...

If Football was like Basketball or something and the games usually finish like 30-25, then that just takes the away the joy and anticipation of waiting for your team to score. This why Football is the biggest sport in the world, when one dude scores, a million people are cheering together because that's they've been waiting to see. Seeing a goal every 2 minutes just saturates the excitement and status and no one would give a shit because you know, you expect to see more, and what's the fun in expecting something?


"Yayy, Kobe Bryant just scored but I don't know if I should be just happy or really happy and scream of relief because we all expected him to score minimum 20 tonight"

[B-MCINTYRE]

If Football was like Basketball or something and the games usually finish like 30-25, then that just takes the away the joy and anticipation of waiting for your team to score. This why Football is the biggest sport in the world, when one dude scores, a million people are cheering together because that's they've been waiting to see. Seeing a goal every 2 minutes just saturates the excitement and status and no one would give a shit because you know, you expect to see more, and what's the fun in expecting something?


"Yayy, Kobe Bryant just scored but I don't know if I should be just happy or really happy and scream of relief because we all expected him to score minimum 20 tonight"

Paying to watch any sport that has any chance of ending nil all, does not entice me at all. If there was gauranteed goals I would have something To look forward to.

[akbar]

Paying to watch any sport that has any chance of ending nil all, does not entice me at all. If there was gauranteed goals I would have something To look forward to.

You pay in hope to see a goal, and that's enough for most people.

Especially in a team you have a stake in.