The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

Steve, you don't have same some funny things man.

For some teams, just getting to the World cup is a big achievement. Not every country is as big or as powerful as England, Spain, Germany and so on..
For them teams it's a failure not to win it.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Fair play, I love my country but where so shit when it comes to playing friendlies or trying to qualify for tournaments. We only ever seem to play well in the actual tournaments.

We are like the total opposite of England.

[K2Jelly]

That was a pretty interesting Super Bowl, huh, fellas?

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Using it twice? it loses it's funny

[Steve Austin]

Using it twice? it loses it's funny

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

That was a pretty interesting Super Bowl, huh, fellas?

If you are American yeah.. we have real sports over here though. Don't need brakes every 10 minutes either, we also don't need any shit singers coming on to try and make the show interesting.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Using it the 3rd time was funny.. because I knew it was coming!

Keano! Keano!

[K2Jelly]

If you are American yeah.. we have real sports over here though. Don't need brakes every 10 minutes either, we also don't need any shit singers coming on to try and make the show interesting.

And what's the point of this drek? It's all for games that revolve around barely getting 2 points on the board, annoying vuvuzelas, stupid chants and fans that are more interesting than the players.










JJ sends his regards BTW. I get paid by the minute.

[VanHooliganX]

>De lad banter

[VanHooliganX]

Honduras 2 - 1 USA

First Conkercafe qualifying game. About 10-ish mins left.

Oh lordy lord 'Murika.