The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[akbar]

7 more years!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21530212

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Imagine how tits FIFA and Uefa would be going if this happened in England:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21528416

Of course Napoleon Platini will sweep it away.

[akbar]

Oh shit I'm a Black Ninja!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Oh shit I'm a Black Ninja!

Why is there only black ninjas? Seems kinda racist...

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thought you'd be happy about that.

Oh shit I'm a Black Ninja!

Here have a medal:



It's about time someone associated with Arsenal won something!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Why is there only black ninjas? Seems kinda racist...

White ones spend too much time doing laundry!

[akbar]

Thought you'de be happy about that.

No way, we'll never fix up if we don't start fresh. The man has to realise he don't have it in him no more.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

No way, we'll never fix up if we don't start fresh. The man has to realise he don't have it in him no more.

Ever thought about asking your owners for a bit of cash too?

[VanHooliganX]

Ever thought about asking your owners for a bit of cash too?

We've given them far more than enough to buy someone amazing.

Oh you meant the real owner! lol

Nice sig btw.

[VanHooliganX]

Also, could someone confirm this for me. I heard some bullshit that if the next 'Ull City game isn't on Sky Sports 'Uddersfield get deducted a couple of points.