The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[VanHooliganX]

Fuck sake...City are playing when I'm at work...I'll:

A) Not see the match.
B) Never hear the end of it if we lose or draw.


:'(

[Steve Austin]

I'm not sure which shocks me more;

City losing to Barnsley or the fact that Van has a job.

[Steve Austin]

Liverpool 2-1 Spurs

Suarez, Sturridge, Bale.

[VanHooliganX]

I'm not sure which shocks me more;

City losing to Barnsley or the fact that Van has a job.

The latter, easily lol

[VanHooliganX]

Liverpool 2-1 Spurs

Suarez, Sturridge, Bale.

Silly goose. You haven't played them yet.

[Tomsta666]

LIverpool 0 - 12 Spurs

Bale to get a quadruple hat-trick. Since he's now better
than Messi, Ronaldo, Maradona and Pele combined.

[VanHooliganX]

"If City and United get drawn against each other in the semis. Everton will make another final. Otherwise it's a Manchester final if the draw is unkind to the other teams".


Change that to Wigan now. Jesus fuck O_o

[VanHooliganX]

I'd 0-3 be an Everton fan right now.

[Cabers]

We actually managed to beat Everton hahaha!!

Anybody else watch the Rape eh i mean match?

[AshleyPunk]

We actually managed to beat Everton hahaha!!

Anybody else watch the Rape eh i mean match?

Didn't know you supported them..