The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**Mojo Tartarus** · 04-09-2012, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder

I've clearly stated why I never post in this thread. Of course I'll make an exemption when my team is doing well, why shouldn't I.

Wow, so cool.

You want to be careful of being positive about your team, mate! Only those who can slate their teams and not engage in a bit if ball breaking banter are allowed!

Also Heskey isn't the best in the world! Some nobody called Messi is, apparently!

**Mojo Tartarus** · 04-09-2012, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

You should still make the attempt if they're doing bad to talk about them then when they're just winning. Doesn't exactly make you look like a good fan is all.

You might be for all I know but doesn't exactly show it now does it.

Also thanks buddy!

I only post when we lose lately... oh wait, that's every game! So I'm alright!

**VanHooliganX** · 04-09-2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Mojo Tartarus

I only post when we lose lately... oh wait, that's every game! So I'm alright!

We've lost the League Cup, Europe and the Premier League even though we were the first team in Europe to hit 60 points.

Think I'm covered

*starts hugging the FA Cup until may* lol

**Mojo Tartarus** · 04-09-2012, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

We've lost the League Cup, Europe and the Premier League even though we were the first team in Europe to hit 60 points.

Think I'm covered

*starts hugging the FA Cup until may* lol

Yeah, keep it warm for us Van!

**Jay T** · 04-09-2012, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

Where's he moving to?

Keep bringing him off after 60mins.In the swansea game he didn't celebrate cisse's 2nd goal and more reports in local papers saying he is unhappy.
If he does have a release clause i think he will be off.Spurs and PSG keep getting linked

**VanHooliganX** · 04-09-2012, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Mojo Tartarus

Yeah, keep it warm for us Van!

Don't make me put rat poison on it!

*hugs my President Trophies instead* Can't steal these from me! :'(

**VanHooliganX** · 04-09-2012, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Jay T

Keep bringing him off after 60mins.In the swansea game he didn't celebrate cisse's 2nd goal and more reports in local papers saying he is unhappy.
If he does have a release clause i think he will be off.Spurs and PSG keep getting linked

How about a trade. Ballotelli or Dzeko for Ba? :P

I would've said Andy Carroll but even we don't have enough money for his type of performances. Triples Messi's worth easily.

**Jay T** · 04-09-2012, 10:32 AM

Ben Arfa scores the best goal of all time- YES YES YES

**Tommy Thunder** · 04-09-2012, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

You should still make the attempt if they're doing bad to talk about them then when they're just winning. Doesn't exactly make you look like a good fan is all.

You might be for all I know but doesn't exactly show it now does it.

I do talk about my team whatever the wether. I just said I don't post much in this thread because of my own reasons.