The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

Berba can score goals Kuyt can warm Liverpools bench better than anyone else

You're getting that the wrong way around this season chief!

[JSullivan]

Berba can score goals Kuyt can warm Liverpools bench better than anyone else

Haha, brilliant.

I do love Kuyt though, but I'd have Berba over him.

[magglis]

You're getting that the wrong way around this season chief!

No i really liked the guy in his early years in Liverpool but now i think he is one of the main causes of ,this year, Liverpools failure

[CGBigMan]

does anyone think neymar will join the prem or will he ggp straight to spain

[Steve Austin]

No i really liked the guy in his early years in Liverpool but now i think he is one of the main causes of ,this year, Liverpools failure

He's played plenty this year, the cause of our failure is that we can't score goals and he's partly down to that, missed plenty of sitters!

does anyone think neymar will join the prem or will he ggp straight to spain

Pre-contract agreement with Barca chief!

[JSullivan]

Neymar to Barca isn't surprising.

They have ridiculously good Scouts in South America.

[Steve Austin]

Neymar to Barca isn't surprising.

They have ridiculously good Scouts in South America.

If someone ever doubts that all you say is Messi.

Guillerme Balague says it's happened with Barca and Neymar and he's usually right so looks that way.

[magglis]

Mourinho>Messi and Neymar

[JSullivan]

Mourinho>Messi and Neymar

Not as a Player, though.

[magglis]

Not as a Player, though.

You don't need Messi or Neymar when your team coach is Mourinho