The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**Steve Austin** · 05-23-2012, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Shaz11

We will always remember you!
Sometimes in a sexual manner

Make it a bit more cheerful

**magglis** · 05-23-2012, 10:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...=87fEqvokXeY#!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=o7DBdyjrQ-U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEPrP...layer_embedded
This years best of from Messi,Ronaldo and Hazard
Oops i posted it twice!

**Shaz11** · 05-23-2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by magglis

In Cyprus they don't give a fuck how old you are.You are14-15 the will sell you booze the will let you in a club legally,only the hotels check your age.
Good hotel,well the closest airport is in Larnaka 50km far from Ayia Napa,but if you want to stay in Napa take a look here.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotels-g2...ct-Hotels.html
I never stayed in a hotel in Ayia Napa but if you i can ask my friend who did,tomorrow

Hmm, sounds like a nice place to go. I might go with my mates.

**Shaz11** · 05-23-2012, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

I wanna marry Shaz

Really?! That's more like it darling!

**Steve Austin** · 05-23-2012, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Shaz11

Really?! That's more like it darling!

I totally would

**magglis** · 05-23-2012, 10:33 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFcRYaCBYw

**Shaz11** · 05-23-2012, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

I totally would

Why thank you!
Just found that Pogba's leaving!

**JSullivan** · 05-23-2012, 10:36 AM

As soon as I know a date, I'll let you guys know.

**Steve Austin** · 05-23-2012, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Shaz11

Why thank you!
Just found that Pogba's leaving!

Yeah juventus chief.

Hazard has apparently said he will be wearing blue next season.

Chelsea or City are the obvious choices but I think he's going Utd. (Blue away kit)