The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[B-MCINTYRE]

It gets punched

Then we all enjoy a Fosters and a shrimp on the barbie

Then we go fishing in a tinnie, have some brewskis and enjoy the beach after.

[Steve Austin]

Then we go fishing in a tinnie, have some brewskis and enjoy the beach after.

Sorted!

#StereotypingIsFun

[B-MCINTYRE]

Sorted!

#StereotypingIsFun

Yeah. And Aussie stereotypes aren't exactly offensive unlike the pom one..

[Steve Austin]

Yeah. And Aussie stereotypes aren't exactly offensive unlike the pom one..

I don't do offensive, It's all banter to me

[B-MCINTYRE]

I don't do offensive, It's all banter to me

Good thinking. Now where are those koalas I need to throw one at you

[Steve Austin]

Good thinking. Now where are those koalas I need to throw one at you

I stole them a sold them on for great profit!

#EnglishFolkCanHaggle

[B-MCINTYRE]

I stole them a sold them on for great profit!

#EnglishFolkCanHaggle

Fine I'll just throw a platypus at you!!

[Steve Austin]

Fine I'll just throw a platypus at you!!

Haha, great response, there is no coming back from that

[B-MCINTYRE]

Haha, great response, there is no coming back from that

Yeah that's right my platypus won

[Steve Austin]

Yeah that's right my platypus won