The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

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Idiots!

[JSullivan]

I told every motherfucker in this place that this was how shit was going to go down.

Feel free to go back through this thread and quote me when I told everyone that Capello quitting was going to fuck our season up, yet everybody fed me some shit about us being too good. Well fuck me, I wanted to believe it just like everybody else...

The sooner 'Arry is gone the better. I love the man, but even if he turns down the England job, the damage is done. He's clearly lost the confidence of the squad.

Furthermore, it isn't just him, we need to consider who wants to wear the clubs colours. If they want to win games, they'll do it with or without Redknapp. They don't want it enough and our ego's got too big. We deserve what we're suffering, and I hope Chelsea jump us now, because maybe for once...JUST FUCKING ONCE, Our players will wake up and realise that it is they who win and lose the matches and we don't have space for useless cunts at the lane anymore.

Well fuck everyone who disagreed with me, in the nicest possible way of course, but as usual, I am right.

Call me cocky, I have every right to be - Spurs have just proved why they are the most disappointing team in the world to support.

You stay classy Spurs.

[Steve Austin]

Liverpool throwing away a 2-0 to relegation battlers and coming 7th > Spurs messing up a bit and still coming 4th.

I've got my own god damn problems!

One positive is that I hear Coates scored a cracker.

[JSullivan]

Liverpool throwing away a 2-0 to relegation battlers and coming 7th > Spurs messing up a bit and still coming 4th.

I've got my own god damn problems!

One positive is that I hear Coates scored a cracker.

It's no good scoring crackers if you don't get the points.

I think we both need benitez right now!

EDIT: Crouch and Keane back too, that goes for both of us!

[JSullivan]

I'm gonna drink 2 litres of DrPepper now and eat a pack of biscuits. Fuck my diet. I'm feeling shit.



WHERE IS MY WOMAN WHEN I NEED HER?!?

[Steve Austin]

It's no good scoring crackers if you don't get the points.

I think we both need benitez right now!

EDIT: Crouch and Keane back too, that goes for both of us!

Keane at Spurs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keane at Liverpool
Crouch at Liverpool>> Crouch at Spurs

I like having Dalglish, if only we had Torres instead of Carroll, Alonso instead of Adam and Mascherano instead of Spearing.

It's no good but a cracker is still a cracker

[JSullivan]

Keane at Spurs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Keane at Liverpool
Crouch at Liverpool>> Crouch at Spurs

I like having Dalglish, if only we had Torres instead of Carroll, Alonso instead of Adam and Mascherano instead of Spearing.

It's no good but a cracker is still a cracker

Crouch was arguably as good at spurs as he was at Liverpool, he just didn't get the time on the pitch from what I remember.

Still, Right now it's goals spurs aren't scoring, and our defence is poor. Has been all season.

[Steve Austin]

Crouch was arguably as good at spurs as he was at Liverpool, he just didn't get the time on the pitch from what I remember.

Still, Right now it's goals spurs aren't scoring, and our defence is poor. Has been all season.

Maybe but I think he did a little more all round at Liverpool.

Lack of goals have been Liverpool's problem all season, countless oustanding saves and shots hitting the woodward, has not been our year league wise!

Our defence started great, best defensive record in the league at one point but it got worse throughout the season, interuptions to our back four cost us dearly. Agger is one of the best around but he isn't without his injury problems.

A cup double would be great seeing as Liverpool come 6th last year with no trophy, no difference between 6th and 7th these days.

The rebuilding phase has begun, was never gonna happen for us overnight.

[JSullivan]

Maybe but I think he did a little more all round at Liverpool.

Lack of goals have been Liverpool's problem all season, countless oustanding saves and shots hitting the woodward, has not been our year league wise!

Our defence started great, best defensive record in the league at one point but it got worse throughout the season, interuptions to our back four cost us dearly. Agger is one of the best around but he isn't without his injury problems.

A cup double would be great seeing as Liverpool come 6th last year with no trophy, no difference between 6th and 7th these days.

The rebuilding phase has begun, was never gonna happen for us overnight.

My only hope is that we realise that Our whole defence needs replacing, pretty much. Assou-Ekotto can't decide wether he's world class or League 2, King can't stay fit for more than 3-4 days. Dawson is as good as it gets at the back for us.

We've got the midfield, we've even got reasonable strikers, although one more World Class one wouldn't go a miss. Even our Keepers are decent. We simply need to throttle the defence and replace the fringe players at the team.

Also, Bale needs to stop diving and stop thinking he's the worlds greatest - In truth, he's up there, but only when he doesn't realise it. Now he's trying to be messi. He needs to stick to the wing and do what he does best.

[Steve Austin]

My only hope is that we realise that Our whole defence needs replacing, pretty much. Assou-Ekotto can't decide wether he's world class or League 2, King can't stay fit for more than 3-4 days. Dawson is as good as it gets at the back for us.

We've got the midfield, we've even got reasonable strikers, although one more World Class one wouldn't go a miss. Even our Keepers are decent. We simply need to throttle the defence and replace the fringe players at the team.

Also, Bale needs to stop diving and stop thinking he's the worlds greatest - In truth, he's up there, but only when he doesn't realise it. Now he's trying to be messi. He needs to stick to the wing and do what he does best.

There aren't many posts I agree with more than this. Smooth chief, very smooth.

They do seem to have a "Classic Spurs back four" Average players who have good and awful days. Been like that for many years.