The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[VanHooliganX]

*sighs* Looks like it's going to be another major cup-less season again for all of my teams

[Jay T]

It's in his release clause bro! well apparently anyways..

Apparently its 7m to buy off his contract.Newcastle receive as little as 2m of this,Demba Ba gets the rest as a payoff.Just rumours but from local papers/sources that are pretty reliable,so it has a very good chance of being true.Hope we can keep him though,he's been class for us this season.

[Jay T]

*sighs* Looks like it's going to be another major cup-less season again for all of my teams

Don't you support a team from every sport ever invented?I feel bad if Newcastle or St Helens lose,never mind adding another 20 or so,i would be down all the time

[VanHooliganX]

Don't you support a team from every sport ever invented?I feel bad if Newcastle or St Helens lose,never mind adding another 20 or so,i would be down all the time

I only follow team based sports. I like Darts though.

Whilst I support around 18 (I think, I'll have to do a head count) teams in 17 different leagues in 13 different sports. Not all are majorly great.

For example, I'm serious about Manchester City and Vancouver Canucks. We're good enough to win every game so I don't see why they can't win a major trophy.

Whilst Jacksonville Jaguars and Edmonton Rush are the EPLs equivalent of West Brom or a currently place Aston Villa I guess. I just watch them for fun and if we fuck up another team then I'm happy



Currently I've got about 4 teams that could win the big 1 of there sport: Man City, Canucks, Delhi Daredevils, The Stormers but chances are they're not going to be pulling that off this year...again

[Y2Jryder]

Morosini, Player from Livorno (Serie B) Collapsed yesterday on the the pitch. Unfortunately he wasn't as lucky as Muamba and died...

Rest in peace

[Robareid]

Morosini, Player from Livorno (Serie B) Collapsed yesterday on the the pitch. Unfortunately he wasn't as lucky as Muamba and died...

Rest in peace

Rest in Peace

[Y2Jryder]

[Subject Zero]

Tom Daley has reported signed for Man Utd as a coach. Its reported that Ashley Young has become his protégé.

[Jay T]

Ashley Young=Cheating Clot

#WhatsThePointOfRefsAnyWay

*Edited for the PG Era.

[Y2Jryder]

Referee notes in a ManU game:

-give them a penalty