The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[JSullivan]

Just like soccer

Just pretend everyone is a goalie, they get to use their hands

That said, if you want rough games, watch the Championship - they're fucking brutal at times.

Anyway, Join the postwhoring B-Mc, it's welcome here :P

[Tomsta666]

Hey B-Mac!! You know what cobber?
If you don't like this thread, you know what you can do...
Rack off, dingus!!

[JSullivan]

Hey B-Mac!! You know what cobber?
If you don't like this thread, you know what you can do...
Rack off, dingus!!

Lmao, that is awful.

Continue.

[Jay T]

He knows what's going on!

Dude you know more than most on this thread.

#NaMeJokeyLikeHew

#ToonArmy

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Just pretend everyone is a goalie, they get to use their hands

That said, if you want rough games, watch the Championship - they're fucking brutal at times.

Anyway, Join the postwhoring B-Mc, it's welcome here :P

Never been to a Blue Square Premier League match?

My good god son, that is rough.

My brothers mate has the most hilarious statistic. His name is Tom Naylor, he now plays for Derby, played about 4 games at Right-Back.

When he started at Mansfield Town, in his first three games, he was sent off twice. Brutal.

[JSullivan]

Never been to a Blue Square Premier League match?

My good god son, that is rough.

My brothers mate has the most hilarious statistic. His name is Tom Naylor, he now plays for Derby, played about 4 games at Right-Back.

When he started at Mansfield Town, in his first three games, he was sent off twice. Brutal.

Yeah, I know a few people who have/do play in those leagues.

One of my mates plays for Woking http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Cowan-Hall - Sick player, but those leagues are nuts.

In fact, go to a Powerleague tournament - 80% chance there will be a scrap :P

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Yeah, I know a few people who have/do play in those leagues.

One of my mates plays for Woking http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Cowan-Hall - Sick player, but those leagues are nuts.

In fact, go to a Powerleague tournament - 80% chance there will be a scrap :P

Power League is fucking insane.

Supposedly this Tom lad is supposed to be pretty good, had a week trial with Fulham, Nigel Clough rates him fairly highly - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Naylor

I know someone who used to play in my team that's pretty decent too, Tom Parkes. Plays for Leicester now, but on loan at Bristol Rovers now - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Parkes - what I love on that is what Mickey Adams says: "He's not that kind of player." Yeah he was! He was bloody mental!

[JSullivan]

Power League is fucking insane.

Supposedly this Tom lad is supposed to be pretty good, had a week trial with Fulham, Nigel Clough rates him fairly highly - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Naylor

I know someone who used to play in my team that's pretty decent too, Tom Parkes. Plays for Leicester now, but on loan at Bristol Rovers now - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Parkes - what I love on that is what Mickey Adams says: "He's not that kind of player." Yeah he was! He was bloody mental!

Amazing how small the world is.

Used to play football with Gareth Edds - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gareth_Edds MK Dons legend.
I used to go to school with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Tyson 's brother.
My mates dad: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Higgins

Lmao.

That Paris guy had trials at Chelsea and Man Utd! Signed for Pompey, but got released when they went down.

Small world!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Amazing how small the world is.

Used to play football with Gareth Edds - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gareth_Edds MK Dons legend.
I used to go to school with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Tyson 's brother.
My mates dad: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Higgins

Lmao.

That Paris guy had trials at Chelsea and Man Utd! Signed for Pompey, but got released when they went down.

Small world!

Haha Nathan Tyson! Most of my family support Forest, and they all loved him for about a season. My brothers met him a few times too!

[TheBeardOfZeus]

Haha Nathan Tyson! Most of my family support Forest, and they all loved him for about a season. My brothers met him a few times too!

Yes, I'm quoting myself. The only other link to a player I can think of is Craig Westcarr - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Westcarr - who either goes out with, or used to go out with, my mum's boss.