The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**Giddy** · 05-02-2012, 02:49 PM

Ya know... Every single time drama happens I'm not on here. I'm not sure if that's good or bad!

**Mojo Tartarus** · 05-02-2012, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by JSullivan

Maldita Puta!

Now now!!

Only banter!

**Steve Austin** · 05-02-2012, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Giddy

Ya know... Every single time drama happens I'm not on here. I'm not sure if that's good or bad!

It's bad! I always miss it and everyone is talking about it, that guy is more of a cunt than Van

**Mojo Tartarus** · 05-02-2012, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Y2Jryder

I go to school in Eindhoven. Every time PSV screws up and Ajax wins my face expression is:

That's your face? Man, were you in some kind of accident??

**JSullivan** · 05-02-2012, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Mojo Tartarus

Now now!!

Only banter!

Don't tread on my Spurs! :P

**Giddy** · 05-02-2012, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

It's bad! I always miss it and everyone is talking about it, that guy is more of a cunt than Van

Even though I'd probably be banned if I were on!

And I know EWN couldn't handle three days without Giddy

**Mojo Tartarus** · 05-02-2012, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by JSullivan

Don't tread on my Spurs! :P

I'll keep it to a minimum!

30 jokes a day!!

**Y2Jryder** · 05-02-2012, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

#JokeOfTheYear

Liverpool would win that league twice in one season!

Originally Posted by Mojo Tartarus

Have you been sniffing marker pens again??

Well you guys keep making low jokes about the Dutch league and I don't appreciate it.
We won the league 31 times. How many times did Liverpool won the league?

The EPL is the best league because the English clubs have the most money to spend, not because of their youth academy or good scouting.. BE DAMN PROUD OF IT!

At least you can't buy a national team, maybe that's why the Dutch squad is still better than the English ones