The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[VanHooliganX]

I pre-ordered the full kit last night £80! I think it looks good too. It's Warrior sports, our American owners own it. I will miss Adidas but this gives us more money and it looks good. 2nd highest earnings from sponsors behind Man Utd now.

Only cause our sponsor is our money :P lol

Fair play though. I like that kit.

[Steve Austin]

In order!

- Same. But calling it now!

- Spain somehow mess up get 2nd, England turn out to be amazing and get 1st. Face them and lose. Roy gets sacked for making us look a threat like Capello did in qualifiers/friendlies after the players fucked up the world cup. England go back to Lampardville until the fat cunt retires.

- Stay classy Wolves

- Doesn't matter who Wigan have. They seem to survive so nothing major really.

- Defoe at Liverpool? Although I can't see it I reckon that might work...Maybe.

- Smalling missing out of the Euros does nothing but IMPROVE Englands chances. He was given his chance against Holland and in the span of what...2 minutes? Cost us the match. The longer that useless cunt is out of a white and/or blue/red shirt the better!

#HardTruth
#Flop

- Other 2 don't matter to me. Sorry Reading, you gain your existence in a few months time and La Liga LOLNO.

Probably right with the England thing

Wolves lose in the play offs, calling it now.

Wigan may have a bit of money now, use it wisely! #NoMoreConnorSalmons!

I hope so! Him or Bent!

My thoughts exactly on Smalling.

I like Reading so I thought I'd show an interest #LaLigaSnoozefest

Only cause our sponsor is our money :P lol

Fair play though. I like that kit.

Exactly ;D

Yeah same, Wade isn't a fan though.

#OffToTheDentist

[Jay T]

Newcastle's away kit 2012/2013.




I like the colour and having the Puma badge on the shoulder.
Think they could of made the Virgin badge a bit bigger,people might struggle to read it.

[JSullivan]

That Liverpool top is awful.

No 'you'll never walk alone'? No Eternal flames? No white?

That shirt is a disgrace. You have simply accepted you are no longer the greatest club in the UK.

I'm actually appalled at that shirt.

You might as well just give Manchester United all of your trophy history too.

[Jay T]

Newcastle;s Away goal keeper jersey.




Looks like green is in next season for goalkeepers.
Although not as green a Liverpools its still canny shit.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Can't believe the hate on Smalling, he's going to be a class defender! One mistake against the best defender in the world right now and he's getting stick.. How's Savic doing anyways?

Also Man City are sponsored with Nike now Van!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

That Liverpool top is awful.

No 'you'll never walk alone'? No Eternal flames? No white?

That shirt is a disgrace. You have simply accepted you are no longer the greatest club in the UK.

I'm actually appalled at that shirt.

You might as well just give Manchester United all of your trophy history too.

LOL! I think they stopped being that in the 90's!

[Steve Austin]

Can't believe the hate on Smalling, he's going to be a class defender! One mistake against the best defender in the world right now and he's getting stick.. How's Savic doing anyways?

Also Man City are sponsored with Nike now Van!

Yes he will, not at the moment though.

More than one mistake!

[Steve Austin]

That Liverpool top is awful.

No 'you'll never walk alone'? No Eternal flames? No white?

That shirt is a disgrace. You have simply accepted you are no longer the greatest club in the UK.

I'm actually appalled at that shirt.

You might as well just give Manchester United all of your trophy history too.

Liverbird was originally yellow. White is not important at all. I think it's pretty clear Utd have been the best team for the last 20 years.

[JSullivan]

LOL! I think they stopped being that in the 90's!

Don't you see where I'm coming from though? lmao.