The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

Aye.

The best thing I've ever had was Fiber-optic. That shit was awesome.

I'm not really sure about all that, I just know it's Sky, Wireless and it's not great.

[JSullivan]

I'm not really sure about all that, I just know it's Sky, Wireless and it's not great.

Ahhh I'm on Sky too now.

I used to have BT Infinity, that shit it insane.

I owe those cunts £300 now though - I lived in a shared property (like renting) and we asked to have the account switched to someone else. Rather than them allow us to continue the contract they cancelled it and applied all these retarded fees and now expect me to cough up.

They'll have fun with that once I'm in another country.

[Steve Austin]

Ahhh I'm on Sky too now.

I used to have BT Infinity, that shit it insane.

I owe those cunts £300 now though - I lived in a shared property (like renting) and we asked to have the account switched to someone else. Rather than them allow us to continue the contract they cancelled it and applied all these retarded fees and now expect me to cough up.

They'll have fun with that once I'm in another country.

We had BT and they started charing like £150 a month when it should of been £50 max, so we left, there internet wasn't great either, maybe it's the usage or the area.

[JSullivan]

We had BT and they started charing like £150 a month when it should of been £50 max, so we left, there internet wasn't great either, maybe it's the usage or the area.

Yeah. BT are massive cunts.

When I upgraded to Fiber-optic I said to the woman on the phone I want to know how long the contract is and when it finishes etc. and she said they just upgrade the internet and the contract stays the same length as I previously had.

Lying bitch.

[Steve Austin]

Yeah. BT are massive cunts.

When I upgraded to Fiber-optic I said to the woman on the phone I want to know how long the contract is and when it finishes etc. and she said they just upgrade the internet and the contract stays the same length as I previously had.

Lying bitch.

Been there! They did some illegal things the Sky engineer said.

Cut our line so no other companies could use it and give us some dodgy wiring. Cunts.

[Mojo Tartarus]

Virgin Media fibre optic FTW!!

[Steve Austin]

Virgin Media fibre optic FTW!!

We had Virgin TV and they were over charging so we never went back, I hear good things about their internet though.

[JSullivan]

Been there! They did some illegal things the Sky engineer said.

Cut our line so no other companies could use it and give us some dodgy wiring. Cunts.

Sounds about right.

I'm in a payment agreement with the debt collectors they passed me onto now. Takes the piss.

[Steve Austin]

Sounds about right.

I'm in a payment agreement with the debt collectors they passed me onto now. Takes the piss.

They do do things quite cheaply, some underhanded tactics with BT especially.

[JSullivan]

They do do things quite cheaply, some underhanded tactics with BT especially.

Oh well. They can have their money for the contract I didn't agree to in £5 installments...should take...about 5 years for them to get it.