The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

Sigurdsson has agreed personal terms and a fee has been agreed with Swansea, not official yet but I wonder if he'll pull out of the move cause Rodgers is gone...

[JSullivan]

Fuck Robstar lol...

Yes we shall...

I wonder when you are actually going to go out and stop replying...

Back.

Henderson, I don't have high hopes for him...similar to Downing...it must actually hurt to think you spent so much money on them?...knowing that you could probably spent that money on a exotic young foreigner who would have took PL by storm.

Don't shit on Henderson!

Next big thing.

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Where did this 'keep calm' bullshit even start?

At least your owner gives you money

You know full well Arsenal have plenty of dosh.

You know Wenger get's a percentage each season of the money he makes the club, right? I'm deadly serious.

HAHA, fucking magnificent!

But we didn't, we instead got the opposite and qualified for champ league, now hopefully we'll learn from that and get more out of OX and Wilshere...

Ox is fucking stunning dude. Can't wait for the Euro's to watch him tear it up.

DAT FACE!

TOLD YOU! He's the next fergie!!!

[Steve Austin]

Nicely done, welcome back.

[JSullivan]

Nicely done, welcome back.

Much obliged good sir.

[Steve Austin]

Much obliged good sir.

I was just about to post that I was going and that as soon as I do you'd be back :P

[JSullivan]

I was just about to post that I was going and that as soon as I do you'd be back :P

Haha, yup!

Where's everyone else?

[Steve Austin]

Haha, yup!

Where's everyone else?

I don't know, fast asleep

Read this:

You'll enjoy it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18241494

[Steve Austin]

TOP PREMIER LEAGUE WAGE BILLS 2010-11

• Chelsea - £191m (up from £174m in 2009-10)
• Manchester City - £174m (£133m)
• Manchester United - £153m (£132m)
• Liverpool - £135m (£121m)
• Arsenal - £124m (£111m)

[JSullivan]

I don't know, fast asleep

Read this:

You'll enjoy it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18241494

Yeah dude, heard about that a few days ago.

Everyone in the states is banging on about Zombie apocalypse, lmao.

Also, some dude had his house raided by feds, and he started stabbing himself in the neck, legs and stomach and started ripping flesh and intestines from his stomach and throwing it at the cops.

Another dude started headbutting the inside of a riot van or some shit and when the police opened it up, he spat a mouthful of blood which had ran from his head into his mouth at them.

TOP PREMIER LEAGUE WAGE BILLS 2010-11

• Chelsea - £191m (up from £174m in 2009-10)
• Manchester City - £174m (£133m)
• Manchester United - £153m (£132m)
• Liverpool - £135m (£121m)
• Arsenal - £124m (£111m)

WOW.

[Steve Austin]

Yeah dude, heard about that a few days ago.

Everyone in the states is banging on about Zombie apocalypse, lmao.

Also, some dude had his house raided by feds, and he started stabbing himself in the neck, legs and stomach and started ripping flesh and intestines from his stomach and throwing it at the cops.

Another dude started headbutting the inside of a riot van or some shit and when the police opened it up, he spat a mouthful of blood which had ran from his head into his mouth at them.



WOW.

Haha they're damn crazy! Some are stupid and have Zombie survival supplies

Those 2 you posted are fucking insane! Need to read that, you got a link?

I know crazy wages, glad Liverpool is much lower than the rest.